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Charla Nash (victim of chimp attack) reveals her *reconstructed* face
11/11/09, 22:08
Also, Sandra Herold should have to give her face and eyes to Charla. |
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Charla Nash (victim of chimp attack) reveals her *reconstructed* face
11/11/09, 22:07
That didn't cause me any horror, just a mixture of sadness for her and relief that she is out of the hospital and walking around.
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Chris-chan cries about another imaginary girlfriend lost
11/11/09, 18:17
I think he's really crying, as he isn't good enough at mimicking human expressions to get the chin quiver down.
The phone conversation with Kacy's dad is comedy gold. Her "dad" berates him non-stop for over two hours, and his defense shows how full of himself he is (Chris compares having a dog die to losing a parent).
http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Father_Call
The call that shortly precedes this video is well worth listening too as well; Bob and Snorlax make cameos:
http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Kacey_and_Liquid_Call |
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Eye on the Flu Shot
11/11/09, 02:03
Five stars for sheer terribleness. Such infuriating ignorance. |
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Baby Birds are not Cute
11/11/09, 01:09
I voted it up because I think they are cute. |
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Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's
11/10/09, 13:51
Good call on the white people tag, I can't believe I didn't think of that! |
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Obsessives: Urban Farming
11/10/09, 02:19
I hope she realizes her dream of becoming the goat piper of Oakland. |
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Homophobic christian whines about getting fired
11/09/09, 02:29
I've already found a few bigots around the Internet that have amused me, although I'm not certain if they qualify as an crusade yet.
This quote is taken from Alaska Pride, "Alaska's most politically incorrect blog[.] Alaska Pride addresses multiple issues ranging from politics, the environment, religion, and even race."
"During the visit, the other manager, who remains unidentified by name but is a lesbian, mentioned FOUR DIFFERENT TIMES that she was marrying her partner, a woman. Vidala said he briefly left the store to visit the airport's chapel, then upon his return, took issue with the manager mentioning her impending marriage FOUR DIFFERENT TIMES."
I found this other quote on some trucker forums:
"He should've kept his mouth shut about it! These liberal, gay marriage types are just lookin' for a reason to come after you and ruin your life for not accepting their particular perversion. "
They'll come after you with their big hard perversions and ruin your life until you scream with pleasure. |
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Homophobic christian whines about getting fired
11/08/09, 21:29
The Fox News article on the story is full of gems: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,572862,00.html?test=latestnews
"I found it offensive that she repeatedly brought it up," Vidala said. "By the fourth time she mentioned it, I felt God wanted me to express how I felt about the matter, so I did. But my tone was downright apologetic. I said, 'Regarding your homosexuality, I think that's bad stuff.'" [...]
Vidala disputes using the words "deviant" and "immoral" during conversations with human resources employees on the matter.
"I did say I regard that lifestyle as deviant, as in deviating from the norm, but I never, ever said to that to the [manager]," he said[...]
"I see, like all real Christians, homosexuals as people who, like me, are sinners and need to be told the truth in a loving way," he said. "In this situation, I took issue with the behavior. I think it's lunacy to call that type of behavior marriage in any kind of form. I had to express that I'm intolerant of that behavior. It's a love-the-sinner, hate-the-sin kind of deal."
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Chris-Chan: Kacey, I Love You And I Need You
11/06/09, 20:12
Kacey is a troll who calls him almost everyday. She has also apparently met up with him in person twice. I presume she is either fat or an attention whore, as having phone sex with a retarded manchild makes you worse than the manchild.
The father was probably "Clyde Cash" or another male troll. I would love to hear that conversation if it was taped.
My favorite part of this video is when he says "But it's like, you know, if you, but then it's like if you end up going back to the other Chris and I don't know it just feels like I would have done all that work for nothing." This perfects illustrates what an obliviously selfish douchebag he is. |
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Daily Show: Jon channels Glenn Beck
11/06/09, 18:09
Perfect portrayal of Beck's histrionics. I'm in awe of Stewart's acting skills now. |
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Dominos bloopers
11/05/09, 01:41
Are they constantly drunk? |
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Chris-Chanukka: Twin Falling Towers
11/04/09, 03:36
Five stars because this is the perfect video to show people new to the Chris-Chan experience. That way they lose their sympathy more quickly and begin the schadenfreude. |
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Bill Nye IS: Speed Walker
11/02/09, 00:44
There is far more Bill Nye cock in that video than anyone should see. Bad choice of shorts man. |
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Chris-chan: Weaker than Water
10/30/09, 17:04
I had to watch this a few times before I realized the music he's trying to mimic is "The Final Countdown." |
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Chris-chan: Weaker than Water
10/30/09, 17:01
Sir, you obviously aren't a learned Chris-Chan scholar. Denial is the first stage of the Chris-Chan coping process. We've all been through it. |
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Chris-chan: Weaker than Water
10/30/09, 17:00
I honestly think he may have enhanced that one; it looks pixelated and doesn't match the other shots. |
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Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!
10/30/09, 15:43
Chris-Chan or Clyde Cash? Because if you mean the latter, then yes. If you mean the former, you have a lot of video watching and reading to do. Although Chris may seem to be an elaborate troll to the noob eye, he is painfully real. |
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The Chris-Chan rap
10/29/09, 16:45
I think he references meeting her in person at some point, but he could have been lying or talking about a picture. It wouldn't surprise me if one of these female trolls actually met up with him; they strike me as big girls in a little troll pond who crave attention. |
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The Chris-Chan rap
10/29/09, 16:22
He is attempting to woo the former girlfriend of Liquid Chris, a man who got Chris into a frenzy this summer by making videos claiming to be Chris-Chan. This video is chiding Liquid Chris for not treating Kacey (the former girlfriend) right.
The girl he is talking about calls him almost everyday. The serious Chris-Chan trolls are as pathetic as Chris himself. A friend of mine made a website and some videos a few months ago that got Chris upset. My friend received threatening emails from the troll cabal, because he was upsetting their plans (Chris was too upset to talk to this girl on the phone, etc.) |
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