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Nevada Governer Jim Gibbons Stops Hearing to Text
06/09/09, 20:32
He was also lambasted in the media a couple years back for sending 850 texts to his mistress (he denied she was his mistress, and maintained that the texts were helping her with family matters).
For him to do this when so many people still remember that shows how little he gives a fuck. |
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Final Late Night with Conan O'Brien
06/03/09, 17:01
Ginger, no! I wonder if that is the same German Shepard that was in Stackenblochen.
Conan always gets five stars.
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Chris-Chan's Christmas Music Special
05/28/09, 17:16
Hey, look at me
I'm standing here sad and lonely
Without a fire
A desire
To not hear you say
I have a boyfriend
As I see a lady
Walking along one by one
I never wanna hear
I have a boyfriend
Tell me why
I’m stuck in a sad lonely cage
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age
Tell me why
I ain’t never wanna hear you say
I have a boyfriend
And I’m not too happy
And I am lonely
So that’s whyyyyyy
I need a girlfriend
Tell me why I’m stuck in this sad lonely cage
I so need a cute girl my age
I really mean it when I say
I need a girlfriend
Why do all of the jerks
Take all the pretty women?
You may not notice but you should know
That I am a lonesome heart
And I have no fire
A desire
To not, to Not, to NOT
HEAR
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Stuck as a virgin with rage
So need a cute girl my age
I never wanna hear you say
I have a boyfriend
Tell me why
I'm stuck in a sad lonely cage
I so need a cute girl my age
I ain’t never wanna hear you say
I have a boyfriend
Tell me why
I'm stuck in a sad lonely cage
I so need a Cute Girl my age
Tell me why
I aint never wanna hear you say
I Have A Boyfriend
Cause I need girlfriend
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend
A pretty girlfriend
A pretty girlfriend
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend
So I can be much happier
All I want for
Is a girlfriend
And she has to be 18-22
And she must be boyfriend-free too
For other qualities, check out my profile on match.com
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend
A pretty girlfriend
A pretty girlfriend
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend
So then I won’t be so lonely
Ah…oh….
The boyfriend-free factor is so high
How many boyfriends are paired up with a girl?
You can’t tell how many what the girlfriends are paired up or not
Which is the reason why I cannot approach women
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend
A pretty girlfriend
A pretty girlfriend
All I want for Christmas is a pretty girlfriend
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going through the car wash whole honking your horn#2!!!!!!!!
05/01/09, 16:56
Is that addressed to the creator of the video or the submitter? Because if it is to the submitter, I think you're missing the point buddy. |
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Chris-Chan Proposes
05/01/09, 16:50
Him singing along to Celine Dion's "It's All Coming Back to Me" in the background was the cherry on top of a shit sundae of awesomeness. |
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The first result for 'PoeTV' on YouTube
05/01/09, 03:53
"I have had some excitement in my life such as having been on HGTV, acted in major motion pictures with stars like Bruce Willis, James Woods and Sarah Jessica Parker, and I have spoken all over the world in multiple languages for a variety of companies."
The sentences in her profile rival Daniel Defoe in length and clauses. Well not really, but they are still garrulously verbose. |
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SORRY TAKING A BREAK FOR A WHILE
04/27/09, 03:13
"\BYE THE ONLY WAY IM COMING BACK IS IF I GET 550 SUBSCRIBERS" |
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Frostie Dancing To Shake Your Tail Feather!
04/24/09, 15:55
You might be thinking of Snowball, as I checked and didn't see this. The dancing cockatoo genre seems to be thriving on YouTube.
I love that one move near the end where he sashays and wiggles his head back and forth. |
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Explosive legs
04/13/09, 04:45
When the music started I almost choked trying not to laugh loudly. |
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Pizza rolls challenge
02/11/09, 13:43
Every once in a while I see these for sale for a buck when there's a $1.00 coupon for them. I've never gotten them because they look disgusting.
Holy fuck the pre-load image is going to eat me! |
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Agent Cooper in the Black Lodge (part 2 of 2)
02/09/09, 06:47
Fucking Laura Palmer and that backwards scream scares the shit out of me. |
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Nancy Pelosi's Capitol Cat Cam
01/14/09, 14:28
This is awesome. It's like something my mom would make after finding out what a rick roll was. I love the helpful "Don't know why you're seeing Rick Astley's song "Never Gonna Give You Up" right now? Google rick roll."
THE RICK ROLL PHENOM. |
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Bacon wrapped hotdogs vs. The Man.
01/14/09, 02:39
Holy shit is this a classic example of fatty indignation. I am amazed (I shouldn't be) that they are willing eat it from shady illegal hotdog vendors. Why wouldn't you make it at home if you wanted one so much?
I love the one in the beginning who is slathering mayonnaise on her bacon wrapped hotdog. |
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Kathy Griffen & Anderson Cooper on New Year's Eve
01/01/09, 16:47
I totally forgot that I have a relevant LJ. When I was doing security at the Colosseum, they had a Comedy Festival every year. Kathy Griffen was doing her act (which consisted of talking about Oprah), and there was a shit faced Harrah's executive in the front row. He started blathering loudly at her, and she got super flustered. She asked for "two of the big strong security men" to take him out of the show (I was the closest rent a cop, and I am a girl.) We took him out, and the guy ended up getting fired for this. Apparently he was a high up food and beverage executive or some shit.
TL;DR: Kathy Griffen gets easily flustered by hecklers, and this is a refreshing change of pace. |
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Kathy Griffen & Anderson Cooper on New Year's Eve
01/01/09, 16:39
I've never liked Kathy Griffen or found her funny, until the last second of this clip. Brava. |
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Cat and parrot
12/31/08, 15:58
May I touch your face? I want to know if you're smiling or frowning.
Also, not to be a fag, but it is dangerous to let a cat near a bird like that. Even if they're friends, all it takes is a playful bite full of Pasteurella bacteria to kill a bird.
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We Have Got Biblevision
12/30/08, 22:44
I love the fact that their choreography in parts blatantly lacks the space for another dancer. They had no intentions of dancing with that negro child!
Also, why the hell were they so hostile towards her? She was like two minutes late. |
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Brawling Grannies
12/27/08, 14:48
I am appalled that this video isn't titled Brawling Babushkas. I'm still giving it five stars because it is awesome. |
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Drivers Can't Make it up Icy Hill
12/17/08, 23:44
Oh man, the one at the end who sees a ton of other cars make it, and the guy who patiently waits for him. |
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Judith Lynne - My Heart Will Go On
12/15/08, 17:23
I thought this must be someone's mother singing at their wedding or some shit like that. I was incorrect, according to her website she is a rising country music star!
Having heard this song hundreds of times (fuck you, I worked security at Celine's show), I think this is my favorite version. There's something wonderful about hearing a song you hate, but know very well, butchered unintentionally. |
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