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Cyberbully - Can't Get the Cap Off
08/07/11, 11:36
That's the problem with these prescription suicide meds. I try to always get mine in those awesome blister packages. |
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How I Got A Lugnut Cover For A Dildo
08/05/11, 22:43
I wonder if she is aware the Transformers movies were garbage. |
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Food Court Proposal Gone Bad
08/05/11, 18:42
THIS IS A FAKE
FAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
FAKE
FAKE!!!!!!!!
I CAN TELL IT'S FAKE BECAUSE OF THEIR POSTURES AND HIS FACIAL EXPRESSION
MY CONCLUSION? FAKE AS SH******* |
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WHITES ARE TERRORISTS?
08/05/11, 14:06
Isn't this the same crazy lady from months back who lashed out against schools teaching racial equality and how white people are "losing their heritage" because I reckon they aren't being taught that Jim Crow laws were right? |
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Malcolm In The Middle-Hal Roller Skates To Queen
08/05/11, 14:00
This is one of those shows I hated but always watched because of a couple of characters. Almost all of Hal's moments were well worth putting up with the annoying main character and the bitchy mom. |
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real n* sh*
08/05/11, 10:46
I'm fairly positive he read my San Andreas erotic fanfic where CJ goes back to his old hood to bury his mom and all of his friends just try to have sex with him and lick his asshole. |
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Stay Alive board game
08/04/11, 21:12
I had hoped this was a board game about Countess Bathory that would later be turned into a movie starring Frankie Muniz and Sophia Bush. |
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The Creation Store
08/04/11, 20:18
Uh-huh. According to these dino-drawings, dinosaurs never died out, they just all circle-pitted to Heaven to escape the flood. If you look at the remains of a Stegasaurus, it's easy to see they were created by God on the 3rd day. Speaking of Third Day, we have their new Christmas album in stock so that might be something to check out. It's in the CD section. Funny thing about CDs and computers; they are really complex and are like our brains so clearly God made us like we made computer chips. |
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StickyNips
08/04/11, 13:07
The latter doesn't surprise me. If it wasn't real, I'd expect it to be less real-looking or at least have a dummy site to go to. I figured that if someone was going to make a fake product like this, they would ham it up more to be like a real TV advertised product. With black and white B-rolls of things going wrong and a man with a semi-concerned radio voice going "DO YOUR NIPPLES SOMETIMES NOT PERK UP IN TIMES WHEN YOU NEED THEM?" (shows woman frustrated with her un-hard nipples) "DO YOU SOMETIMES GET FRUSTRATED WHEN YOU DON'T GET THE ATTNETION YOU WANT BECAUSE YOUR NIPPLES AREN'T AT THEIR HARDEST?" (shows woman in an office with a low-cut blouse looking over at her boss hitting on a woman with perkier nipples) "STILL NOT WEARING A BRA TO GET YOUR MAN'S ATTENTION?" (man looking at another woman's tits in a club while the wife slaps him but her hand hits her boobs and causes her pain) "OUCH! THEN YOU NEED" *star-wipe into product* "STICKY NIPS! THE GENIUS NEW PRODUCT THAT ALLOWS YOU TO GET NOTICED RESPECTFULLY AND COMFORTABLE. STICKY NIPS IS MADE FROM REAL NIPPLES FROM CHIMPANZEES AND STUFFED TO MAINTAIN THE PERK YOU LOVE. STICKY NIPS IS EASY AND PAINLESS TO USE. NO MORE NOT WEARING A BRA, NO MORE UNAWKWARD BUSINESS MEETING AND NO MORE BOSSES NOT LOOKING AT YOUR CHEST AS IF IT WERE A PEICE OF MEAT."
And this goes on until the time slot is over. |
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Jeff4Justice takes aim at Starbucks
08/03/11, 23:37
In a world of first world problems, Jeff4justice sets out to take down the whitest, most miniscule problems there are: bad service at Starbucks after closing. This summer, join Jeff as he quests to draw the line between making a difference and making an ass out of yourself. You will be on the edge of your seat, about to leave when you experience this level of pettiness of...
JEFF
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JUSTICE |
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Jeff4Justice takes aim at Starbucks
08/03/11, 23:12
Shoulda stuck around for him to ask for donations. He has a follow-up to this too where he takes down the haters. He apparently also screens his comments and deletes the ones that out him for an attention whore who uses the "activist" guise to get money from people who agree with this shit. He's pretty detestable. |
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Stephen Colbert says hi to someone
08/02/11, 20:26
Actually I know better. I was just trying to take the piss out of this for mark's hatred of Bronies but love of republican things but someone (you) had to ruin it. |
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Dude, you just got owned by Matt Damon
08/02/11, 18:37
The girl talking to him is adorable. I mean so adorable that I can't stand it. I'd probably have to throw acid on her face and bash in her teeth and give her staph infections all over her body just to keep her from being so cute. But I think Damon's point is way over her head. She reports for a libertarian website but she doesn't seem to have any retorts to what he is saying and not even mustering some childish comeback (which has to be taken care of by the camera guy) so I'm guessing her only incentive to stay so hot is job security because I doubt she cares about the politics. |
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Stephen Colbert says hi to someone
08/02/11, 15:06
See, mark. Colbert is a Republican and he openly admits to liking Ponies. It's proof that not everyone on the right is terrified of change. You're just afraid to embrace the future of America, man, |
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Awkward local commercials: Red Devil Games
08/01/11, 16:23
And I'll throw it out again |
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Gay People Cannot Be Role Models
08/01/11, 13:13
I'm glad someone still thinks this is an issue. Where you put your dick is always important in what you do in society |
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Glenn Beck on Angry Birds
07/28/11, 23:20
Imagine if you will an image of a beehive. But not just any beehive, it's Glenn Beck's brain. Now imagine thousands of bees swarming around this beehive. Can you see it in your mind? But there is a problem with this behive; there are only 5 holes. Yes, this beehive works like a cheap motel only there are thousands of people trying to get in. When a bee goes in, it triggers something depending on the hole it enters and only one hole can be occupied at a time going clockwise starting with hole #1. A bee goes in hole number one, he bashes liberals. Hole number two is something off the wall crazy and makes no sense. Hole number three is crying about the safety of his country. Hole four is a nazi reference and hole five is telling you to worry about ______. In his normal train of thought, the bees are orderly and at a pace. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. But sometimes the bees get pissed when he gets pissed and they start swarming like mad! 123451234512345. And sometimes bees get stuck in one hole for a long time. This is when he goes off on fits of linear stupidity. Sometimes the bees are going so fast, 2 accidentally go in different holes at the same time which makes him form conclusions of insane scenarios that have no factual or logical basis. This is Glenn Beck's brain. It is like watching a stupid analogy being played out before you. |
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What liberal women don't understand about liberal men
07/26/11, 17:21
I'm also not what you would call "World's best typist" |
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What liberal women don't understand about liberal men
07/26/11, 17:18
I'm not what you would call a "ladies man" or a "datig expert" or "not a serial killer who targets mostly women" but I think this guy might want to update his Plentyoffish profile to saying "Enjoys long walks" because he really went the fucking distance to make both of those insane claims connect. |
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Fox News won't let something like facts get in the way of their narrative.
07/25/11, 16:45
Speaking of outrageous bullshit and made up "facts" thinly-veiled as hate mongering and religious agendas, I wonder how Molotov feels about all of this. He'll probably make a video in the near future about this, say it's because Norway is too tolerant and then say that the whole world is tired of liberals. |
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