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|This Girl Scout wants you to boycott Girl Scout cookies|
I did learn something today. I learned the girl scouts aren't as nearly as bigoted as their male counterpart organization. I have this bigoted Romnet supporter to thank for that.
So yes, annoying people at my work. I will buy those cookies you are strong arming everyone into buying because your yardape is selling them.
|What is 'Straight Edge?'|
Idiots picked up his whole straight edge idea in a similar way skinheads used Guilty of Being White as their anthem until they found out it wasn't a call to white arms.
|The 40 Year-Old Virgin (Christian Version)|
I can just feel and smell this movie. The feeling I get is like early spring and just getting over the flu. It's a little warm and breezy but you're sweating a little bit. Everyone in this movie looks like they smell like they've been walking around sweating all day in club shirts. They skipped the shower and brushing their teeth and have Cheeto stained fingers. Later that smell will mix with the soured day care smell of a non-denominational church basement/fellowship hall
|Hoarding: Buried Alive: Roach House|
She calls herself a hoarder because saying she's just too fat and lazy to clean and now her house is over run with roaches makes it seem like she's to blame for something.
|Toddlers and Tiaras: Three Year Old Hooker Dressup!|
She's wrong. Pretty much everything about these pageants and the mothers who force their kids into then is the reason they get a bad rap. This is just a rare moment where these people feel a line has been crossed and are forced to look at an aspect of their community with a similar disgust that people on the outside look at this horrible shit.
|For the Record: Occupy Wall Street|
I bet when he was doing a connect-the-dots puzzle, he started drawing his own dots and connecting them to the ones that were actually there. Also, he assumes his assumptions on greed are more correct than the fact. Like he thinks the protestors are more greedy than people trying to get more tax breaks for the 1%.
He's always wrong and an asshole and probably supports WBC
|Immortals battle scene|
Apparently that shitty armor gives those guys Viewtiful Joe slo-mo powers.
If she spoke this freely in the 50s, she would have been beaten or had her hand burned on the stove she should have been cooking on instead of running her mouth.
And is "Sarah Palin" the term for women who want their rights stripped away so men can dominate them? Like Uncle Tom is for black republicans?
|The Simpsons - The Fountainhead|
This joke was better in Futurama.
"Nothing but crusty old porn magazines and copies of Ayn Rand"
|Ron Paul Can't Win???|
I worked with a guy who was a trendy tea party activist but also a blubbering manbaby. I brought up the Palin interview good and he spun it saying it was at fault of her speech writers and she was unprepared to do an interview about something as simple as her personal opinions and ideals. So no, they blame other people who work for them. Politicians aren't paid to think, they are apparently paid to just follow orders.
It's a stupid-as-fuck defense to protect those politicians from being held accountable for their bad mistakes.
|Ron Paul Can't Win???|
I'm not sure why I hate this guy much. Maybe it's because this guy yells at me about stupid shit to try to get me motivated to "think for myself" as if I can't already do that and then sits and breathes heavily at me with a smug look on his face like he just changed my life.
|Time Barbarians - full movie|
I had an idea very close to this concept. Hopefully nobody will steal my idea for First Kid 2.
|Glenn Beck: Andrew Klavan on working for Beck.|
SOW FAHNNEY JOLKS
|Bootleg Game Opening - Pokemon Stadium SNES|
Not until they find out what happened to his torso!
|Go Go Anthro Rangers|
I. Don't. Understand.
I'm not too worried about Lucario's color more than I am concerned that a Pokemon who is known for its loyalty is leader of a group. I also highly doubt any of them are qualified to pilot a gundam.
|The Joy of Being a Girl on Xbox|
Xbox live a living, breathing cesspool of social shut-ins and horny 12 year old boys who want girls that also play games which is seemingly rare. She knew the risk when she logged onto live with a headset.
He might be taking the piss out of bronies but I know a lot of these assholes are like this.
|Welcome to SexyNerdGirlPresents!|
The real gem for me lies in the "socialy aquward" comment.
|Two portly young women lust for your big penis|
The one on the left is pretty attractive but her armpits make me think shes got that weird tear drop shape where shes gets bigger on the way down
|Adventure Time - Marceline's Closet|
Marceline is my waifu. Gotta problem with that?