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A Bear and a Monkey Race on Bicycles
05/09/13, 23:10
That bear's going back to the bile farms after this little incident
That's not a joke. Those bile farms are horribly cruel and disgusting. So is this. I don't feel too chipper after watching this. |
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Top DHS checkpoint refusals
05/09/13, 18:14
inject air into your leg via needle to increase muscle performance #lifehacks |
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The Life Zone trailer
05/09/13, 18:11
This seems more like an pro-choice film showing the horrors of having to deal with pro-lifers |
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Top DHS checkpoint refusals
05/09/13, 17:55
I think the second to last guy was Rip Torn |
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Miracles in America Ad
05/08/13, 23:30
I went to a church like this one time when my family went on vacation to Florida when I was a child. The church was having one of those revival things and my stepfather's idiot mother made us go every night of the week we were there so I didn't enjoy it.
The part I remember the most was the pastor talking about some guy outside of a bar talking shit to god drunk as shit until someone witnessed to him. That drunk was him and he turned his life around and had a big fucking church in Tampa or something like that. He started doing the laying of hands and shaking in their suits and shit. It scared the shit out of me. People were screaming and falling to their knees and yelling and falling over like sandbags. Then my stepdad started speaking in tongues and looking to the ceiling
The part I'm trying to get to with all that back story was some really fat older woman was hootin and hollerin like mad and fell over almost directly in my line of sight. She was wearing some kind of dress and apparently no underwear or maybe her asshole ate it because her dress rose up enough to reveal whatever was under her dress to my eyes. I sat there and looked and just stared at this mountain of creased and folded flesh for some amount of time, not being able to take my eyes off it. I just stared at it and everything in the background was just noise because I had found something my young mind couldn't properly register at the time. The next thing I remembered was walking into a Denny's. |
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[Vinesauce] Vinny - Sesame Street Corruptions
05/08/13, 22:43
Jim Henson's split with Merzbow |
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The Room - Tuxedo Football
05/08/13, 21:53
I've only seen internet clips. As far as I know, the movie is about people doing really mundane things just to kill time on screen just so Tommy can throw a TV out a window and commit suicide. |
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The Room - Tuxedo Football
05/08/13, 20:17
How did they not run into each other in the hall?
I must be the only person here who hasnt seen the full movie |
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Emilie Autumn on FOX 2 Detroit
05/06/13, 02:36
I thought she played violin and dressed in stupid outfits and make up. What's all this then? |
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Marilyn Manson does the Beautiful People with Johnny Depp on guitar
05/05/13, 16:12
I should have done something like this with my life. Make super simple, angsty music, have a ridiculous image and angsty lyrics that speak to angst ridden teenagers and 20 something goths who hang out at crappy clubs and practice mainstream Wicca or Laveyan Satanism because deistic Satanism is "less intelligent." I would get laid all the time by girls with really loose morals and get wet for gawfic shit and hang out with a celebrity friend. Probably Billy Zane or Casper van Dien |
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Friend Zone - the music video
05/04/13, 17:23
Do you know what this site is for? |
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Floppy Diskette
05/01/13, 23:14
I don't get it |
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WOW ! Boston PD Commisioner Slips Up and Calls Suspects ACTORS !
05/01/13, 20:30
At a certain point I think these "slip-ups" are professionals knowing about these conspiracy nuts and giving them a little peepshow. Seriously in a scenario like a false flag, why would you let every level of officials know about this? Why wouldn't they just do the thing and not mention and let the police handle the rest completely oblivious to a more sinister plot? |
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Depends for MEN
05/01/13, 19:54
At a certain age all you have left to lose is your shit. This entire product line is basically a support group for insecure and incontinent men trying to prove they are still manly even as they shit their diapers like a baby |
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The Life of Julia
05/01/13, 15:06
The life of Terry
At age 7, Terry is forced into working in a steel mill due to insufficient school funding because his father could not afford to send him to a private school in the Job Creator domes. Terry works 16 hour days for 2 months before collapsing from heat stroke at work and being fired.
At age 10, Terry is accused of not being a patriot for forgetting to salute and praise the name of Mecha Reagan as he entered his job at the fertilizer factory and is beaten and kicked out. This may have saved his life because 2 days later the factory exploded. Unsafe work conditions were due to the Chamber of Commerce killing a bill that would provide better safety in fertilizer factories.
At age 17, Terry loses his job at the cigarette factory when he asked fro time off to attend his sister's funeral. She died due to foreseen pregnancy complications as a result of rape. Because rape is now seen as an act of God, abortion is illegal and rape cases are on the rise
At age 18, Terry begins working as a janitor at the same corporate church that he is legally forced to attend every Sunday and Wednesday night. With spiritual guidance from his pastor, Terry is able to discover what God has in store for him. He joins the military to fight against gay muslims in the Non-Americas. He is injured on his first day of deployment in England by a friendly air strike while fighting poor people in the slums of London. He escaped nearly unharmed except of a wounded leg.
At age 20, Terry is back home and working in the new fertilizer/cigarette factory after a corporate merger. He has to take the long road with his dog, Rush Limbark, because he could not afford to take any other road as all roads have been privatized. Due to his wounded leg, Terry cannot make it home before curfew. As he passes the fence that separates the worker slums from the job creator domes, Terry begins to imagine what it would have been like to been born rich. Just then he sees the lights of a Culture and Heritage squad car. He sees two large men with shaved heads wearing spiked boots that say "These boots were made for stomping" on the bottom. Th C&H officers believe him to be a colored sympathized and military defector due to the crossed out military barcode on the back of his neck. Terry's only option is to pull a gun on them that he bought with every last dime he had. He pulls the trigger and, due to no quality standards for products, the gun explodes and blows off his hand. He falls back on the ground screaming and holding his hand stump. The biggest skinhead approaches him and says "dont worry. The free market will take care of that" before beginning to beat Terry with a crowbar. As Terry screams in pain he looks back at the Job Creator Domes and tries to grab at the fence while thinking "maybe I should have just been rich." |
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South Korean Girl Band Causes Puberty Meltdown
05/01/13, 02:23
I like the selection of songs and dance choices. 2 Hyun A songs with very erotic dance numbers, the Brown Eyed Girls song with the swinging hip dance Psy used in his new video (with Ga-In of BEG) and the part they showed was the sluttiest part of the dance. On top of that, they chose to do dance moves Hyun A used in her collaboration of Gangnam Style. |
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Stephanie Sanson screams and flips people off on American Idol Auditions
05/01/13, 02:12
No |
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Stephanie Sanson screams and flips people off on American Idol Auditions
05/01/13, 01:19
I submitted this because it's an edgy teenager who wasted her time getting on the show to do some stupid teenager shit only to get mocked and trying to promote her terrible band. The first time I watched this I tried 3 times before I could finish it because I cringed so hard |
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Grand Theft Auto V: Michael. Franklin. Trevor.
04/30/13, 22:38
Trevor is the clear winner out of all this |
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Aryan/Yamato anti-miscegenation
04/30/13, 19:11
None of that actually happened except that it was stupid |
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