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|I don't give a shit.|
The Spy reminds me I should pick up smoking again
|U GOTTA WORK - Moonrock ft. Yung Humma|
"Tryna play me like Atari"
So he's not trying to play you.
|Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas Trailer|
I am a failure. 7 MONTHS OF WORK FOR NOTHING
|How to Traffic Stop (Affidavit of Truth)|
Even the girlfriend posing as an officer goes to jail.
|Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas Trailer|
Duh dur *burp* yuh is a pagan holiday buuuuuut I don't give a *fart* uh hyuck. ITS ALL CHRISTMAS TO ME
Ive been knocking around this idea for a movie of a liberal controlled future where Christmas is outlawed. There is a small rebel force of Christians on the fringes of society fighting for survival. One group is growing Christmas trees in an old warehouse on the outskirts of a controlled city waiting to get moved to a safer area when BLAMO! They are raided by equality storm troopers to open fire on the small, illegal pine saplings and smash ornaments under foot. The people who escape with some christmas shit are hunted down and the captured are either executed on the spot or forced into equality camps for reeducation. The main bad guy, General Equality, was raised by Christians as Christian Courage alongside his twin brother, Noel Courage, before they were separated and Christian was captured. Seeing the potential in Christian as an asset to their movement, Dictator Dameon "Big" Government personally trained Christian to become the biggest bad ass ever.
Knocking around? Hell I'm almost done writing it
|Student suspended for saying 'Bless You'!!!!!!1!!!!|
They got this from Last Ounce of Courage.
|badass sighting 2.0|
I figured it was a tribute to that. Hopefully by the same guy.
5 for putting the cigarette in his mouth long enough to look cool and back behind the ear because it's just a prop.
|Jerkcity, Actually Animated|
I DONT WATCH DR WHO YOU IDIOT
|Darude - Sandstorm|
|A bloody nose in the ER.|
I just learned that if a person loses a lot of blood, they can DIE from it.
|Shooby Taylor: 'I´m Getting Good At Missing You'|
I really need to watch that electrocution/rampage scene from Ernest Goes to Jail again.
|expert village dating tips|
All of these flirting tips were learned by flirting with children in sandboxes over the course of 2 years followed by a 5-10 year sentence. Long enough to grow that bitchin prison soul patch
|Times Square Guitar Center|
I've actually thought about doing field recordings in a Guitar Center. This place is prime property
|Blood on the Dance Floor - Bewitched|
CAN'T YOU SEE
THE DEVIL IN ME
|Anti-molly PSA that is required viewing to enter some rave in New York|
It's like that episode of Spaced where they go to a club and do a bunch of ecstasy and the music never changes
|The Dashcon Welcome to Night Vale live reading|
This feels like a cartoon and I'm the fish-out-of-water character who doesn't know what is going on or what any of these things are that people are making such a big deal about. Like what the fuck is the glow cloud and why is it such a big deal? What is Welcome to Night Vale? Why does everyone dress like a fucking idiot and have their faces buried in their phones? Then there was the shitty ball pit and bounce house in a nearly empty room and people paid money to see all this nothing and when they paid for something only to get nothing, they get an extra hour in that god damn ball pit (that was reportedly pissed in).
You could probably take this whole thing and make an episode of Rocko's Modern Life out of it but make it something Heffer drags Rocko along to and not change a thing
|Lost Doctor Who Intro (RARE)|
|SFW Clips from the Live-Action My Little Pony XXX Parody|
It can't be. The girl from that incident was had to have been 20 at the time of the video. I've already done research on this to an extent. None of the girls are impressive really.
|Why Blacks Fail |
Does he have a wall with the image of a skyline in his apartment because of these videos or does he think somebody will be tricked that when they enter his parents' Iowa garage apartment that they are warped to a 20th floor apartment in Chicago?
|If Asians Said The Stuff White People Say|
Everybody says those things to Italians. If I can see an Italian and not call then Gino or reference a canolli in an insult then I'm unaware they are Italian