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|The Most Pretentious Black Metal Band In History|
Liturgy plays the most art school of Cascadian style Black Metal with stupid lyrics nor about nature. They have some decent tracks (mostly due to drumming) but if I could use the word "hipster" to describe one thing in this world, this is it. HHH's attitude about the whole thing is the most insufferable shit I've ever heard. I would venture to say this is the most pretentious because at least the most hardcore of elitist purist assholes don't have to art up the style into being this flowery special snowflake shit that he is doing. And you arent fucking special, HHH. Hardly any bands wear corpse paint anymore.
Fuck this band. Seriously. Fuck their art school bullshit, their ironic "we are the only ones who truly understand black metal" horse shit and fuck HHH and his manifesto.
The only band I like a whole lot and still have a bunch of respect for that said said something that tried to separate themselves from the rest of black metal was Blut Aus Nord when they said they didn't want to be lumped in with "those satanic clowns" and said they had ideas closer to that of Cascadian BM.
|ATTILA JUST UPPED THE AWFUL METALCORE RAP GAME, YO|
Did Artery buy the formula all bands must go by from Rise Records?
|ATTILA JUST UPPED THE AWFUL METALCORE RAP GAME, YO|
The worst part about this group is that they take themselves pretty seriously despite their "dont give a fuck" atttitude. They are among one of a decent number of bands that are pretty much still digging their spurs into the rotted out carcass of a horse that had been dying since it was born. Only now these guys have went a step further and added rapping to their style. Deathcore is a dead style. Bands have grown up and moved on. Job For a Cowboy just makes weedly modern tech death that have guitars that sound like you are washing your windows, Annotations of an Autopsy moved on to make crappy death metal, Whitechapel dropped a lot of the "deathcore" aspect and just make modern death metal with some melody, Abigail Williams dropped their deathcore aspect after their first EP to rip of Dimmu and then WitTR, Bring Me the Horizon make what I assume will be called post-metalcore and Suicide Silence is dead. The people still making this kind of music are the lowest of the low.
A bunch of high school kids making a mockery of extreme music isnt anything new but I really wish they would have picked a stupid, longwinded and even ironic name instead of using a decent one.
|Creation Bytes: Beowulf|
I normally 1 star most of Tim and Eric shit but this was pretty masterfully done
|Korean Boomerang Expert|
I had a boomerang when I was a kid because a friend of my mother's went to Australia and got one because Australia is shitty and has nothing to offer outside the things you see on TV about them. I took it to church and accidentally cracked the windshield of our youth pastors car and my stepdad beat the shit out of me. This guy is cruisin for a bruisin
|Kris Jenner Reacts to Obama's Comments about Kim Kardashian|
Kim didn't get popular until that sex tape came out and then she started modeling and shit. Before that she was just the daughter of some nobody that married a once popular Olympic athlete who has been riding that gravy train back and forth to the botox clinic every 6 weeks. She has the option not to "work" if that's what they call it now but the majority of people in the world don't have the luxury of doing something they like and having people who already have a ton of money and connections to help start and then fall back on if it fails. Chris' idea of work is probably answering phones and telling other people what to do.
|Breaking Bad - Mass Shankings|
I watched everything and started season 5 and I have seemed to have forgotten this and what happened to Ted. I need to rewatch it and I didnt want to watch season 5 when it was on the air because I remembered the feeling I got at those cliffhangers when I was watching it on Netflix and realized how glad I was to not have to wait a week to see what happened next
|Breaking Bad - I Am The One Who Knocks|
Ive never heard a reference either aside from my friend and I saying bitch a lot and really forced. My friend showed me some comics somebody made on the internet with some lines that did stick out in my mind but never heard anyone reference anything else. Not even where I go on the internet
|Breaking Bad - Box Cutter|
|Anita Sarkeesian: Just my two silly cents|
There are people who record themselves playing video games, there are people who watch people who record themselves playing video games, there are people who complain when someone takes part of their video of them playing a video game and cropping it for their own video and there is now one person who says people who take a part of a video of someone recording themselves playing video games for people to watch is wrong and is stealing.
|Glenn Beck addresses the Common Core State Standards.|
Christ he is bundled up in doors
|Patrice O'neal Vs. Workaholics|
Workaholics is a show that I think got popular the same way Tosh.0 did. Comedy Central had a string of shows they would air and they all got horrid ratings and people hated it. Eventually they pumped in as much money as they felt needed into making shows before they just made some that had slightly better ratings and dumped the rest of the money they had into viral marketing to keep the shows afloat.
The show is like It's Always Sunny without any of the charm and uses a bunch of references to things the current generation a lot. Like they took the narcissistic, sociopathic Sunny characters and took away the things that made them funny or clever and put them in boring situations where things just happen that are kinda crazy but not funny.
There is just nothing appealing about this show to me in the least. It's like The Hangover movies. Nothing really funny happens, the writing isn't good and it's just a series of "LOOK AT THIS STUFF OVER HERE" scenes. Nothing connects, there is nothing clever and the dialogue relies on creating these stupid catchphrases they clearly decide beforehand that they really want people saying them in conversation after they see the episode
|Samurai Cop - The Horny Nurse scene|
These are the same guys that bitch about the friend zone.
|The Problem With Tumblr|
tumblr is a shithole. She isnt helping. And I keep thinking she might be moderately attractive due to her voice but then she keeps talking about Care Bears and crossovers
|Stephanie Banister Australian One Nation candidate|
Australia is the world's Georgia. Originally a place where criminals were sent and the people there are still bad people. OI SHEILA U AVIN A LOF BOUT THA COUNTRY UH ISLAM, YEAH? WOTS KEEPIN U FROM BEING A ISLAM?
|Jidder - No One Cares|
Is this that Mclovin guy every was talking about being in that Joe rogan movie back in like 2007?
|Weird Russian Neo-Nazi has something to say|
Starting to think so. They love to spread their racism to either start a shitstorm or recruit people.
|The IT Crowd - New Emergency Number|
Chocolate Jesus one stars anything likeable. He's one of the interacting exhibits.
And really? A british BBT? The IT Crowd is witty, clever and has actual jokes with nearly no references to nerd culture aside from shirts Roy wears. BBT is just a cascade of references and obnoxious humor
None of that was funny. It was the opposite.
|Some people give a fuck about who plays Dr. Who|
I'm 1 starring this because the submitter is just trying to get a rise.
This is the same backlash when girls thought John Hurt was going to be the new Doctor. The new series does have a pretty obnoxious fanbase. Girls on tumblr like this who think hes hot or feel nerdy watching it, socially awkward men who think being loud and obnoxious means they are quirky and people who are rabidly opposed to the show due to it's popularity. Then there are people like me; mild mannered manly men who work with their hands who enjoy the show and don't try to portray any of the characters and have vibrant social lives and some other bullshit