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|Tourettes Karaoke R.E.M's 'Losing my religion'|
He dances just like Michael Stipe.
|Owl Doesn't Like That.|
Don't worry too much about the owl, guys.
The guy is restraining him properly and gently. Even the beak restraint was done well. It's true that the owl doesn't think it's awesome, but birds never like to be restrained. My guess is he's showing some anatomy points to students of some kind because the owl had to be restrained for a procedure anyway. You take whatever opportunities you can get to look at bird anatomy up close because restraint isn't something you do all the time.
And that is the sound barn owls always make. They're very "talky" and scream like that under any and all circumstances, whether they're pissed at you or trying to seduce you or asking for food. I know it sounds like he's being tortured, but he's just making barn owl noises.
Honestly, I didn't see anything improper or inhumane in how this owl was handled and I'd be the first person to shit myself and go on a murderous rampage if somebody hurt a raptor.
^works with raptors, has restrained owls before
| Sonichu The Audiobook killer uterus episode|
All that because of a pickle?
|Star Trek: The Animated Series - Kirk is a jerk|
I like how he just left the KIRK IS A JERK shirt on instead of changing. He walked all down the halls of the Enterprise looking like that. And knowing that he looked like that.
|Now You Know, I Wanna|
Well, what do you know? the King of the Stars is made of flesh, after all.
Taaaaste meeee, liiiiick meeeee
it's like he's walkin' on sunshine!
|The Happening set to The Happening|
This movie looks retarded. Five stars for the zoo keeper with a lion chomping right through his humerus, though. YEAH RIGHT, TRY A HYENA, SHYAMALAN! Not even angry plant spores can overcome the power of PROTECTIVE CONTACT.
|'The World' Leaves Portland|
I was expecting something interesting to happen.
|Buffy the Vampire Slayer meets Twilight.|
I loled pretty hard, because Buffy is stupid but Twilight is at least a hundred times more stupid.
|Alan Partridge - Horse racing commentary|
That was stupid.
|Ahmadinejad: No guarantee on rival's saftey|
The most stable country in the world? Really?
|Baby Beaver Loves a Good Scratch|
Aww, and then his friend brings over his stick to share!
Rodents are the cutest. I take care of a colony of mole rats at work and they are just the most adorable little dickenses.
|I Hear Fish...|
Alas, I can only give it half of what it deserves.
|I Hear Fish...|
I really don't know how to feel about this, so ten stars.
|America's Best Christian explains marriage|
Absolutely. Fun fact: The Bible says nothing about lesbos. It is specifically against men lying with other men. So the Lord gives tacit approval to hot girl-on-girl.
|Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart (Literal Version)|
Definitely five stars for "Dance around, Ninjas."
|CWC describes how his first time should go|
Probably like white chocolate.
|Alex Jones vs Goat That Yells Like Man|
Oh holy god, wow.
|Surprise Wedding Guest|
Auto-five for iguana with poor social skills, despite lame audio.