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An anti Halloween PSA from an angry Ferengi
07/30/09, 17:42 JAL UL PIN YO |
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THE HORROR OF FAT PEOPLE FALLING
07/30/09, 16:58 I feel like I'm made the mandatory Silent Hill joke too many times now.
Somebody else can have this one. |
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Zero Punctuation - Wii Sports Resort
07/30/09, 12:24 "For this argument to work, you have to believe that if the companies behind Cereal Mascot Racing and Family Minigame Jamboree 5 were developing for a console without waggle, they'd have each cranked out the next Portal by now"
Exactly. If you come out and say "Okay, no more shallow, family-friendly bowling games" (or whatever), the money currently being made off those doesn't magically get diverted to Final Fantasy XXXXVII or whatever because "games is games." Instead of whatever types of games Yahtzee likes getting a bigger piece of the industry pie, they just end up with the same size slice of an overall smaller pie. Nobody wins anything in that case. |
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Zero Punctuation - Wii Sports Resort
07/30/09, 12:21 "As for the "shortcut to making money," keep in mind that us Wii owners already own half of the games this package has as they CAME WITH THE CONSOLE."
Rehashing an older game? WELL I NEVER |
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Zero Punctuation - Wii Sports Resort
07/30/09, 01:48 "One is that he feels motion controls in general, an on the Wii in particular, suffer from lacking any sort of tactile feedback. While you can see or hear what happens, any immersion gained from the controls is lost without such feedback."
How is that different from a gamepad/keyboard/mouse? And is "tactile feedback facilitating greater immersion" even a goal of the Wii controls in the first place, or is the point more to get players moving something other than their thumbs for once? The Wii doesn't make ice cream, either.
"Two, the Wii's tendency to cater to shallow gameplay mechanics such as the Wii Sports is bad because it's a shortcut to making money"
So Risk is just a shortcut to making money because it isn't Axis and Allies and it's damaging the boardgame "medium?" This is moon man logic. |
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Zero Punctuation - Wii Sports Resort
07/30/09, 00:21 Has he ever actually articulated his hatred for the Wii in some way that makes sense?
All I gather is that there are these people called "casual gamers" and nobody should be making games for them because...? |
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Danvers State Mental Hospital
07/29/09, 19:52 This place was also the star of Session Nine. |
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Simply Sara - Wanda's Macaroni Salad
07/27/09, 00:16 Supposed to be a reply to cognitivedissonance. Fuck. |
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Simply Sara - Wanda's Macaroni Salad
07/27/09, 00:16 8========D
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Camel walks away after car accident
07/26/09, 22:38 Badgcam?
Camer? |
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Depression Cooking
07/26/09, 22:31 "Depression cooking" is more countless microwaved frozen chimichanga, in my experience. |
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Turtle Orgasm
07/26/09, 22:29 I have the same protective shell! |
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Simply Sara - Wanda's Macaroni Salad
07/26/09, 22:27 MY MOUTH
IT IS IN FRONT OF MY CHIN AND CHEEKS
NOT BEHIND
CHRIST |
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Simply Sara: 'Taco Cups'
07/26/09, 22:21 FART FAT DIABETES
FART FAT DIABETES
FART FAT DIABETES
CHANT THAT SHIT AS YOU WATCH THIS |
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Teen Girl Falls In Open Manhole While Texting
07/26/09, 17:11 You know, there's only one accent in the world that I really, honestly fucking hate. All NEW YAWKERS MUST DIE. |
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Sonic Blade
07/24/09, 10:53 King Prawn? |
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Sonic Blade
07/23/09, 10:35 "Even if you've never used a knife before."
Huh? |
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One To Grow On, with Jason Bateman
07/19/09, 13:44 Whoa. Never thought I'd see that animation again. |
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Playing some Hard Time
07/19/09, 00:31 Prisoners wandering freely through huge rooms filled with deadly weapons, guards pummeling each other for no reason, terrorist attacks, vengeful amputees.
I'm just going to give him the benefit of the doubt on the realism thing. |
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Jesus makes me happy
07/18/09, 12:25 Just pretend Squidbillies is called the Unknown Hinson show and it's pretty great. |
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