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|My 26 Pound Gummy Bear :( |
That was $150 worth of comedy, folks.
|30 Stranded Dolphins Saved by Beach Folk|
No no, they were showing illegal agreements back across the border. BEFORE THEY KILL US AND TAKE OUR JOBS!
The engine just wants to please!
|Geraftaar - Our hero celebrates taking out 3 ne'er-do-wells with one kick|
You didn't catch the ciggy in your mouth? What the hell cool guy school taught you to catch it in your hand?
|Geraftaar - How to save a lady from being crushed by a mining truck|
"That would require some kind of extra... dimension! That's for math nerds, right now we need a hero!"
|CATzilla attacked the train|
The train shot first!
|Mutant Hunt - Deadly underpants duel!|
The ENTIRE movie is this good.
About 4:10 in, man, that guy had nothing but shit to work with, and kept it together miles better than the show deserved. Bravo!
|Giant Gummy Bear Vs. Potassium Chloride|
About 30 seconds in I was all "Man, that's a good bowl, I need to get one of those!"
"MUH TAX DOLLARS!"
| Rick Tew's NinjaGym College of Martial Science part 3|
Ninja, you're jumping off a trampoline in front of a hoop, and you don't go for the dunk?
|Great save at a juggling competition|
|The Truth About Your Birth Ceritifcate|
I read about how a guy spent tens of thousands of dollars to fight a $20 parking ticket or something. He never won, per se, but the county just got so fed up with dealing with him that they stopped trying to collect. The worry is that these guys will tie up the courts with years of worthless litigation.
His other trick was mashing words together at random in further court filings to find the right "Key phrase" that would identify him as a FREEMAN and would force the judge let him get his money, and let him live a life free of responsibility, as in he can't be held accountable to laws for all the other straw men in the world. The judges knows what the phrase is, and when presented with it, paradise found, man.
Which I guess requires thinking about why all judges aren't all doing heroin in restaurants (which they own from all their HUMAN money) and having tons of public sex. Some strawman'd guy will be all "Hey, stop, that's against the law!" And the judge would flip them all off and be all, "Law? Psssssh!" and the lady would climax.
And everyone would clap.
|Japan Hole-Digging Competition|
BY GAR, IT'S BEEN AWHILE!
|Prayer Warrior - TV Pilot trailer|
"Son, just take my gun. The 2nd amendment of God's Constitution says that we are able to strike down the enemies of God and Country. And minorities. Especially Japs."
|Dog guilty of mischief|
I have a dog that is also guilty of mischief. Often sleeping on the couch, all grinning at me.
|Resident Evil 6 Official Trailer US|
MY OPINION IS SIMILAR TO THE ONE CURRENTLY HELD METAPHORICALLY WITHIN YOUR HEART, SUPERIOR OFFICER, BUT THE PERSONAL VENDETTA THAT ONE MIGHT INFER THAT YOU ARE CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING IS OUTSIDE TO PARAMETERS OF OUR MISSION, WHICH WE WERE HERETOFORE ADEQUATELY FOLLOWING, THAT OF SHOOTING ZOMBIES.
|Anti-Ninja Turtle Propaganda|
ROCK N ROLL SHAPES!
|Francis E. Dec. Esq. 'TO ALL JUDGES!!'|
I'm Lauchpad McBlack! Cause Wayne Brady!