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|Prop 5 - Daycare|
First they came for the unlicensed bed and breakfast operators who didn't want to get a license because they disliked the idea of having to serve homosexuals who would want to stay at their bed and breakfast, but I did nothing because I was not an unlicensed bed and breakfast operator who didn't want to get a license because I disliked the idea of having to serve homosexuals who would want to stay at my bed and breakfast.
|'Lady and the Tramp' & feminism - an analogy |
|Bait thief caught redhanded|
"THEY'S LIKE WATER MESSIKINS! SO LIKE... DOUBLE WET... Uh...WATER... tortilla... FISH! POLITICALLY INCORRECT AND PROUD!"
|Sailor & The 7 Ballz 2: All that you need to know. |
|Bob Sapp taps out in 15 seconds|
Well, yeah, there's that, but there's also the fight he had two weeks later that the tapped out due to an "injury" a few minutes in. And there's a fight a few weeks after that scheduled. He's like a fightin' Sarah Palin.
|Bob Sapp taps out in 15 seconds|
Skip to :40
|Hunters try to free two locked bucks with a tiny bonesaw.|
We saw him two weeks later with one sawed off stub! And a haunted look in his eye. And he never, ever stopped screaming.
|My 26 Pound Gummy Bear :( |
That was $150 worth of comedy, folks.
|30 Stranded Dolphins Saved by Beach Folk|
No no, they were showing illegal agreements back across the border. BEFORE THEY KILL US AND TAKE OUR JOBS!
The engine just wants to please!
|Geraftaar - Our hero celebrates taking out 3 ne'er-do-wells with one kick|
You didn't catch the ciggy in your mouth? What the hell cool guy school taught you to catch it in your hand?
|Geraftaar - How to save a lady from being crushed by a mining truck|
"That would require some kind of extra... dimension! That's for math nerds, right now we need a hero!"
|CATzilla attacked the train|
The train shot first!
|Mutant Hunt - Deadly underpants duel!|
The ENTIRE movie is this good.
About 4:10 in, man, that guy had nothing but shit to work with, and kept it together miles better than the show deserved. Bravo!
|Giant Gummy Bear Vs. Potassium Chloride|
About 30 seconds in I was all "Man, that's a good bowl, I need to get one of those!"
"MUH TAX DOLLARS!"
| Rick Tew's NinjaGym College of Martial Science part 3|
Ninja, you're jumping off a trampoline in front of a hoop, and you don't go for the dunk?
|Great save at a juggling competition|
|The Truth About Your Birth Ceritifcate|
I read about how a guy spent tens of thousands of dollars to fight a $20 parking ticket or something. He never won, per se, but the county just got so fed up with dealing with him that they stopped trying to collect. The worry is that these guys will tie up the courts with years of worthless litigation.
His other trick was mashing words together at random in further court filings to find the right "Key phrase" that would identify him as a FREEMAN and would force the judge let him get his money, and let him live a life free of responsibility, as in he can't be held accountable to laws for all the other straw men in the world. The judges knows what the phrase is, and when presented with it, paradise found, man.
Which I guess requires thinking about why all judges aren't all doing heroin in restaurants (which they own from all their HUMAN money) and having tons of public sex. Some strawman'd guy will be all "Hey, stop, that's against the law!" And the judge would flip them all off and be all, "Law? Psssssh!" and the lady would climax.
And everyone would clap.