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|Holy Flame of the Martial World (1983) - Final Scene|
I think I got high just watching it.
Everything makes sense, maaaaaan...
|EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!: THE NEW AGE MOVEMENT THREATENS US ALL!|
Fine, but I get a pass for the rest of the year. Or forever. Whatever.
:01 - Great/and or popular music is the hallmark of great rock groups
:10 - It's not, so we're not
:15 - Their haircuts are wrong. And this is coming from a guy rocked one hardass mullet for far too long
:22 - "God first" might imply giving away all their worldly goods and living simply, imploring others to follow in their ways. At least more than following a regular perming schedule and 'glossy' music videos.
But this is as subjective as religion itself. Homer likes nitpicking, regardless.
:57 - It's anti-christian in the same way hinduism is anti-christian. That is, not christian. It is a holdover from counter-culture/anti-authoritarianism movement of the 60's, but I'm comfortable in assuming that nuance is outside the scope of their scope.
1:00 - It's certainly stupid, but satan isn't involved beyond being a part of everything evangelicals don't like.
1:05 - No one carries 5.25" floppies in a briefcase like that.
1:07 - Skulls are on the inside of people, even satanists
1:25 - Is past-life a thing for most new-agers? For some maybe, I don't know.
1:30 - Crystals are more involved with healing
1:35 - Generic christians call those types 'pastors'
1:40 - I guess, tho I assume most use it as a means to know how shitty their day will be
1:50 - I've heard a number of non-fire-and-brimstone types of christian say the same thing.
1:55 - Depends on your definition of supernatural I guess. By using the word "powers", I assume he assumes they shoot beams and shit (via demons).
2:05 - Bushido is pretty fucking old-school, like 1,000 years old-school. New-age being again, from the 60's
2:08 - Eye-lasers thru sunglasses? That's just stupid.
2:12 - Not really
2:15 - Nah
2:20 - Hahahaha! No, and no.
2:30 - Relying on supernatural guidance is usually a bad idea
|Newsbusted - 7/21/15|
Oh, that preview image.
Still sticking to what works, I see.
|The state of boxing today: Jorge Kahwagi vs Ramon Olivas|
He's also a politician of national-embarrassment quality:
|One America News Network anchor tells us how she really feels about Obama and muslins|
WORLD WAR 3 IS THE ANSWER!
Got a pile of this from the facebook friends who want everyone in the media to be horrified of radical islam (and by that they mean islam), and be full of impotent fury at the middle east in general.
|Jake Tapper calls out GOP double standard on attacking veterans|
I guess it doesn't show if the host called out the ethnic-lite conservative for his bullshit.
Everyone likes practical effects.
|A scene from The Net|
What are 5 words never spoken ever, anywhere, by anyone?
And how the hell did she not order some version of a 'white' pizza with that song playing?!?
|Ron Paul breathlessly predicts the next economic horror show and tells us what website will save us|
The guy that heads the group that is using Ron as a spokesman was fined $1.5M by the SEC for selling reports full of bogus investment advice.
Seems like a natural pairing.
|Tom Delay Knows Such Secrets...|
I am an American tax payer.
My perversion (the 13th) was not included in this bill.
I am outraged.
Please donate to my gofundme site to help me masturbate in private till this injustice has past, and I can practice my perversion openly.
|Tea Party Poker|
It didn't last a year.
The invisible hand, m'friends.
|Gaming Mill reviews Forklift Truck Simulator 2009|
If the Onion's autistic reporter had a british cousin that reviewed video games.
|Son Of The Mask - Full Movie|
I never saw this movie. The other day flipping though the channels, I saw some random scene with just adults yelling and children screaming and I think an adult got hit in the balls by a child. I knew it was this movie, just somehow.
There was no mystical mask stuff going on, it was just so shit that I had that feeling. I checked the info button on the remote, and was proved right.
I think I turned off the tv and went and did something productive.
|Bear vs electrified deer|
If there's a way to interact with bears that doesn't involve road kill and car batteries, I don't want to know about it.
|Leopard gets a surprise|
"HEY I ORDERED A ZEBRA SHASTA NOT A ZEBRA SQUIRT!"
© Killer Joe, 2015
|David Barton has an opinion on retirement|
I don't think retirement was much of a thing back in the day in Babylonia. The other funny thing about Babylon is that there was no holy rain of destruction making it a barren, unlivable wasteland, as was foretold; it just got conquered back and forth a few times and fell into disuse. Which is anticlimactic. Kinda like retirement.
He does have a point with staying active in old age, but it's not the point he thinks he's making.
|Post free jokes for Brian Harrod in here|
MORE LIKE "BRIAN HEY-GET-OVER-HERE-AND-TAKE-YOUR-LUMPS-FOR-SUCKING-AND-THEN-JOIN-US-IN-MAKING-FUN-OF-HOW-WONDERFUL-AND-HORRIBLE-AND-STUPID-THE-WORLD-IS-RODD"!
|Hey Brian Harrod, go fuck yourself!!|
So who wants to make the damning screenshot collage that will prove us to be the true original kings of snippy one-liner bullshit?
|Hey Brian Harrod, go fuck yourself!!|
ONLY ONE OF US CAN HAVE USE A CLOUD CHAMBER AS LAVA LAMP YOU SUCKSACK! AND THAT ONE OF US IS ME!
|A Chipmunk Christmas: slow speed|
"I need a little less emotion from you guys."