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|Cold Steel - Nodachi Demo|
Man I can't tell you how many times I've been attacked by a basketball.
Always bouncing here and there, attacking you and shit.
I fucking hate that.
I'm sold, I'm ordering one of this right away. The next basketball that fucks with me is gonna regret it.
|Cold Steel - Bushman Survival Knife|
That is one badass fatass.
|Glenn Beck: Grandparents' Nazi and Communist sympathies behind today's Progressivism|
No it didn't. Up in Canada we are socialists and we are planning a new world order centered in Europe. We feel that until the entire world has a united government that can make decisions for the whole planet, the alien ambassadors camped at Area 51 will simply refuse to admit us into the galactic society and the Reptiloids will have won.
To that end we are trying to convince the world to play hockey so that we can put RFID chips in their helmets and have a full background database for each and every player.
But the god damned Europeans and their soccer this and soccer that are just fucking everything up.
|Bob Dylan - Moonshiner|
This reminds me I have to buy a bunch of early Bob Dylan albums. Also, Zappa. And the complete works of Tchaikovsky. And Schubert, and Schumann, and pretty much everything else ever recorded.
|Dragon Ball Simpsons|
So it's like Dragonball Z, only with better dialog.
|Tiny Tim - Hip Hop Hooray|
What the hell, I love Tiny Tim. His version of anything is the best version.
Except Leonard Cohen songs. In that case Leonard Cohen's version is the best. Although I dunno, has Tiny Tim ever done a Leonard Cohen song?
|What a cartoon - Yoink of the Yukon|
It's a social activist grizzleh. Weren't you listening?
|Cayman Alligator As a Pet|
He goes to the premie ward then.
|Quality Pittsburgh News|
A bear hug.
Not a true Scotsman.
|'You should change your name from C-Span to Black-Span'|
You think they remember the last president?
|Lady Gaga - Polka Face|
You are retarded.
|Richard Dawkins cruelly dispatches elderly religious man.|
I don't see what is so cruel about it. Cruel would have been if he had walked over and slapped the guy as hard as he could, then used a nailgun to pin his hands and feet to the floor, then shit on his chest saying "WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?" over and over again while laughing and eating a hoagie.
|Bush Speechwriter Calls Health Care Republicans' 'Waterloo'|
Also, a compensation plan that includes a substantial number of zeroes. No other digits, just zeroes.
|Obama and 'Dr. Kill Granny': H.R. 3200|
The president is a black democrat.
|O'Reilly vs Weiner|
Every time I see that guy now I just want to call him a homo is that wrong?
|The World's Most Dangerous Battery|
We were doing emissions test on a PDA in the lab downstairs and we left it overnight, which was a pretty dumb thing to do, all things considered. We came in the next morning and the thing was just a melted wad of plastic and the inside of the chamber was all black. The smoke detectors didn't go off until we opened the chamber.
But yeah, a post-mortem analysis indicated the battery charger circuit had failed and the battery combusted in a spectacular way.
|Glenn Beck on Passing of Health Care Bill|
D) Somebody who currently can't get the things I can get will be able to get things so I can't validate my existence by having things.
|Dante's Inferno gameplay footage|
That guy got a raise indeed.
|Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now|
Did I mention I cried?