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|The World's Most Dangerous Battery|
We were doing emissions test on a PDA in the lab downstairs and we left it overnight, which was a pretty dumb thing to do, all things considered. We came in the next morning and the thing was just a melted wad of plastic and the inside of the chamber was all black. The smoke detectors didn't go off until we opened the chamber.
But yeah, a post-mortem analysis indicated the battery charger circuit had failed and the battery combusted in a spectacular way.
|Glenn Beck on Passing of Health Care Bill|
D) Somebody who currently can't get the things I can get will be able to get things so I can't validate my existence by having things.
|Dante's Inferno gameplay footage|
That guy got a raise indeed.
|Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now|
Did I mention I cried?
It's like a box lunch.
|Cute Doggy facepaint|
Replace the music with Residents and maybe this might be worth something.
|Face-Off With a Deadly Predator|
After he left it felt that it had failed and stopped eating.
It eventually died.
Of a broken heart.
|The Daily Show - Crumbums and Fat-Cats|
When it first came on I read it as "Cumbums" and thought it was going to be about Republican Congressmen.
Ian is not good at pretending to do things.
|Evil Mechanical Sailors|
Every morning, Tom would open his eyes and sit bolt upright with a snap and a wide, toothful smile. Ginger would climb down off the bed like a whipped cur, her tail between her legs, casting fearful glances behind her, for she knew.
Every morning, Tom would have his breakfast and shower. He woud dress for work, whistling a cheerful non-tune through his teeth -- more a vague reptilian sibilance than a pure tone.
Then came the time Ginger feared the most. The time when he would leave. For each day, as he left the house, he swept aside the white cotton sheet that covered ... Them.
Every morning, Tom left the house and locked the door, chuckling to himself with barely suppressed glee at the "fun" his dog would have with her little friends all day while he was gone.
|Cheeseburger in der dose (cheeseburger in the can)|
What about the danger indeed.
It is exactly the same thing.
oh fuck these are going to be rampant at the folk festival this year, like the goddamn drum fake fighting guys that pissed off my filipino volunteer partner by mocking an ancient cultural dance.
I know a lady that has a pet fox. It isn't vicious, just a hell of a lot of work. It's hyper, jumpy, and starts warbling/yodeling in the middle of the night and/or for no apparent reason.
I think at that point it becomes less of a pet and more of an ongoing rehabilitation project, but this lady also has a Caracol cat and some Servals.
And she works as a clerk at a big insurance company here, go figure. No clue how she manages to not have a nervous breakdown, I sure as hell would.
He is actually pretty laid back, normally these things are hyper as hell.
|Alice in Wonderland (2010): The Fudderwacken|
Holy crap, within the first 5 seconds I knew this was something special.
|Catholic School Expels Two Kids For Having Lesbian Parents|
They ARE homosexuals.
This is a dupe but man, it never gets old.
|Hide and seek play with Maru|
I guess I misread that.
|Hide and seek play with Maru|
Not true. When I was babysitting this ferret I used to hide with a squeaky toy and every 10 seconds I would squeak it until the ferret found me. She loved that game, she would play it for hours. It doesn't work with my own ferret, he's deaf. If I hide in the closet and squeak the squeaky toy he just opens the cupboard and knocks the tupperware container off the shelf so he can eat the cheerios.