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5 Second films: Watch this!!!
09/20/09, 11:13
Baby abuse is always extra-funny. |
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Dead Rising: THIS IS MY STOOOORE!
09/18/09, 15:52
Stars deducted because Frank isn't wearing wrestling tights and a servbot head. Costume changes are the best part of Dead Rising cut-scenes.
It's a pretty sweet game when you feel like being creatives. Grab a skateboard, bass guitar, fistful of diamonds, hot frying pan, and some orange juice and get out there and fuck some shit up. When you run out of diamonds, stick a shower head in a lady zombie's head and take a picture of her panties. |
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Masaokis' Toilet Trouble
09/17/09, 12:07
Things like load-bearing structures, force distribution, hydraulics, valves, pipes, and other basic construction concepts seem like magic to him.
He applied a thin layer of Bondo to reinforce a collapsing floor.
He can't remove the toilet because it's attached to the wall via a shut-off valve that's there to facilitate removing the toilet.
It's like he was raised in a cave by wolves.
His fucking house is going to be condemned, and there's nothing he can do about it. He's right that he can't even ask a professional to help him. |
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Plan 9 Trailer
09/10/09, 20:45
The titular plan was to resurrect the Earth's dead. It's no wonder you don't remember the movie. |
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SMB2 block hoarding
09/10/09, 20:39
A triumph of the human spirit.
-1 because this reminds me of that terrible obsessive feeling which video games sometimes give me. |
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A bunch of silly girls dancing around
09/10/09, 20:32
"Ouch my babymaker" is the proper tag
I'm going with 3 because my spidey-sense is telling me this is not authentic. |
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The Second Or Third Worst Smells Like Teen Spirit Cover Ever.
09/09/09, 09:24
I assume she's singing phonetically and doesn't understand the words coming out of her mouth? |
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Chubby marine defends our country from domestic threats
09/07/09, 23:36
Probably won't be long now
http://www.eschatonblog.com/2009/09/stupid-liberals.html |
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Howard the Combine Kitten
09/06/09, 15:36
I vote for steel hooks |
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Chris-Chan expresses his anger
09/06/09, 11:18
At 1:12 I thought he started doing a Patty and/or Selma Bouvier impersonation. |
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hunting in Africa
09/05/09, 13:20
Very impressive, if hard to watch, footage.
A demonstration of mankind's place in Werner Herzog's "harmony of overwhelming and collective murder." |
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Pup Can't Get Up (Turtle Dog?)
09/03/09, 02:08
looks like a french bulldog |
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Werner Herzog on vegetarianism
08/31/09, 08:59
Incident at Loch Ness certainly isn't perfect, but it's great for Herzog fans. Zack Penn was surprisingly effective as well. |
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PROFESSIONAL BULLRIDING
08/27/09, 23:05
I just kept clicking on the :48 second mark and watching it over and over.
God bless that fat woman for entertaining us so. She had to know it would end like this. |
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Ractalfece: Re: Protect Yourself From Scams
08/27/09, 22:55
fucking internet |
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THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER RIDE BEARS!
08/25/09, 09:15
The "what" was obvious. The "how" was not quite so. |
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Zach Galifianakis Gets Called a Pussy
08/24/09, 15:46
and Funyons |
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Glenn Moon
08/24/09, 15:41
I really appreciate his passion for the litter issue, but this guy is going on a shooting rampage someday. |
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Hulu - The Simpsons - Moon Waffles
08/23/09, 02:47
Liquid smoke + low-quality hunk of meat + slow cooker = edible pile of meat |
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Big Man Japan - Final Fight Scene (SPOILER, KINDA!)
08/20/09, 18:12
It came out of left field but worked brilliantly. Great ending. |
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