Cap'n Profan!ty
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Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! - Hip Hop Instructional Video
08/13/07, 15:34
I hate Tim and Eric. Tom Goes to the Mayor was anal seepage. These two need to be hit with an anvil from a great height. |
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My Plushie Dogs
08/12/07, 21:14
*moves stuffed paw towards cock* |
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Armadillo Run Awesome
08/12/07, 17:40
it's a great game. www.armadillorun.com |
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Earth Day Special (1990) - Howie meets the Ghost
08/12/07, 05:16
my head hurts now
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Cheney on invading Iraq (1994)
08/12/07, 00:35
And then, nine years later, it was discovered that Halliburton could make huge profits from that chaos, and that while Saddam wasn't worth very many dead Americans, billions of dollars in illicit gains were worth a whole pile of 'em. It just took him another decade to get a handle on the mechanics of how to exploit a disaster properly. |
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Mr. Show - Cock Ring Warehouse
08/11/07, 17:30
The Tom Bodett delivery of the voice-over makes this work. |
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Will it Blend - Lighters
08/11/07, 05:13
Tom Dickson is the new Steve Irwin.
He must now take his blender out into the wilds of Africa and blend a crocodile, a hippo, and a lion. |
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Flash Tub: ZipperFlash's Ultimate Sonic Fan-Fic
08/11/07, 04:05
"what are those things? looks like somebody stuck chopsticks up their butt and pulled them out." YES |
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Python Eats Bird Alive
08/10/07, 15:03
bah! |
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Chocolate Rain - Live on Jimmy Kimmel
08/10/07, 03:31
"Dancing Penisaur, over Chocolate Rain..."
He's a James Earl Jones in being! |
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Arguably the best "Moment of Zen" ever
08/08/07, 21:17
Yes, she is. That's the closest we will ever get to a referendum on such a thing, because if you ever actually asked people, they'd be disgusted you ever brought it up. They'd be disgusted because, in the interests of fair and balanced coverage, you'd have to point out that torture as depicted in "24" doesn't actually work.
It's sort of like the popularity of "Harry Potter" serving as a reason for the Air Force to junk all its fighters and switch to brooms! The premise is completely flawed. |
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The Professor Brothers In "Fliff Night"
08/02/07, 20:26
"That is why you don't...fuck...students, right there."
"GET OFF OF ME!"
haha |
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Will it blend? "Toilet Flusher Thingy"
08/02/07, 20:02
"Crapper smoke! Don't breathe this." |
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Gary Coleman hits the skids
08/02/07, 20:00
Better question: how the hell can I get in on providing capital? Even with a massive 25% rate of default, I'd make out like a SEX BANDIT!
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Gary Coleman is a very, very poor driver
08/02/07, 19:30
hell, we have a "fifth third bank" here anyhow |
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Gary Coleman is a very, very poor driver
08/02/07, 19:29
99. point. 25. percent. jesus christ. |
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Vader Sessions
08/02/07, 16:02
Holy shit. Nice. |
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Robot Humps
08/02/07, 02:12
Well, at least we finally know what Xiphias does for a living. |
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More fun with Sulfur Hexafluoride
08/02/07, 02:01
-1 for not loading the little boat with hamsters. |
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Some stars and planets to scale.
08/02/07, 01:56
Note that Rigel is blue, meaning it's still on the main sequence and a hot as fuck star, whereas the other ones are already dying and weak, cool outer shells. When Rigel finally explodes (if it hasn't already), we are seriously fucked in a number of exciting and potentially colorful ways.
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