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Hognose Snake playing dead
10/10/09, 15:36
It's not the patient, persistent efforts to assume a hammy death position that gets me as much as the lolling tongue. I thought that was a cartoon cliche, but I guess it's a cliche that every animal on earth gets. |
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IS THE BABY IN THE TOILET RIGHT NOW
10/10/09, 05:36
If not for the 911 operator, I wonder how long it would have taken someone to decide to take the newborn baby out of the toilet. |
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Harpo and Chico Attempt a Break-in
10/10/09, 05:07
Also one of the best anti-war movies ever made |
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When the Tigers Broke Free
10/07/09, 08:46
You really don't get it. Nobody likes any band because their parents did. |
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Mike Rowe Commenting on a Fan Crush
10/07/09, 07:22
His best fan crush was the letter from the lesbian who said she'd rather die than have sex with a man but she'd do it with him. He was genuinely honored.
Dude gets the best creepy fan mail ever. He's just a Gregory Peck level of mansexy. |
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Launch of LCROSS: NASA's mission to bomb the moon this Friday
10/07/09, 07:02
Oh calm down, the Shuttle is 1980 tech and the Soyuz is the AK-47 of spacecraft. Also the hippies say aliens are peaceful and wise. Humans are terrifying nuclear apes and it's about time we showed the goddamn Greys who is the boss species. Lunar pyramids? Time to kick them the fuck outta our solar system.
They can thank their bug-eyed alien Gods that the FIRST one isn't carrying a 100 megaton Tsar Bomba. Stop being scared of aliens, you fools, and learn to dish out some terror and evil courtesy of Homo sapiens. |
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Launch of LCROSS: NASA's mission to bomb the moon this Friday
10/07/09, 06:50
Oh I nipped that in the bud. This is the first of many. Surrender, Lunatics, or the USA shall rain such death upon you as the moon has never known! Surrender unconditionally to the UN now, and perhaps the EU will not power up the CERN LHC to give your people a taste of true Hell.
This it part of Obama's awesome master plan to rule the solar system, get on board now! It kicks ass to be human! |
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Fastest Finnish rapper
10/07/09, 06:11
The USSR invaded Finland once. It was one if the most lopsided defeats in recorded history. Look up "The Winter War". I wouldn't fuck with them.
Finland earned the extra credit needed to make this a 5. |
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10 Questions for Neil deGrasse Tyson
10/06/09, 21:20
Fluffy: Dawkins is an ass and right as he is he should not be allowed to speak for skeptics ever. Sagan never called anyone stupid, never called a question stupid, and was delighted to field simple minded questions, and answer them in a beautiful and honest way.
There'll never be another Sagan, but Tyson is at least patient and not much of an asshole. The skeptical movement needs someone who is nice, but patient will do for now.
Think of how happy Sagan would be to answer questions posed to him by 5 year olds, or their mental equivalent. He'd do that all day and it was awesome. That is the kind of spokesperson that science needs. Someone who can answer "Who made the Sun?" with a near beat poem of gorgeous truth and not a bitingly witty forum post flaming their Xian ignorance. |
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Jethro Tull - Broadsword
10/06/09, 18:37
I remember reading an old Rolling Stone on microfilm that described Ian Anderson as "a rabid dwarf with diseased eyes and a spittle-flecked beard". I guess back in 1976 they thought Peter Frampton or Elvin Bishop was more awesome than an evil atheist intellectual flute-blasting rabies-infected 14th level dwarf druid.
For comparison they also despised "Physical Graffiti" and Motörhead, and thought "Ammonia Avenue" was destined to be a classic album. |
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Terrorist Blows His Ass Up
10/06/09, 16:32
Best way to kill someone with a bomb up your ass is to shoot them then waddle away. |
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Terrorist Blows His Ass Up
10/06/09, 16:31
Good news: If someone stuffs their ass full of explosives they're not going to kill anyone besides themselves.
Bad news: Many Americans are easily terrified cowards and react to threats like a flock of chickens, and will use this to pass laws.
I thought shoving Semtex up a terrorists ass and detonating it was the kind of thing Saddam Hussein used to do out in the desert to put the Fear of Iraq into the Taliban.
The proper response is "We dare the Taliban leaders to try this. Not even God would dare make such a true sacrifice." Lots of uncomfortable glances around the Cave HQ. |
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DARK STAR
10/06/09, 13:17
Sgt. Pinback is the character every sci-fi show and movie needs but doesn't have. |
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2012: The Most Over The Top Movie Ever
10/06/09, 13:11
The trailers all blow if you've ever seen the mix with Bongolia music. They make me want to not watch the movie after the mix made me want to watch it.
YAY SPACE SHIPS?
YAY SPACE SHIPS! |
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Passion of Lovers
10/06/09, 13:04
About the only goth band I'm not embarrassed to listen to when I'm depressed. But not when anyone is watching, of course. |
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The Only Film Footage of Anne Frank
10/06/09, 13:00
Splatterbabble: By 1920 everyone in Europe who didn't live out in the woods knew what a movie camera was. It's important to have a vague technological timeline. |
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ABC news interviews a family of Indigo Children
10/06/09, 12:51
I might be psychic, I see a lot of asskickings 8 years in their future.
"Indigo Children" make me feel nauseous, this is a form of mental abuse. |
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10 Questions for Neil deGrasse Tyson
10/06/09, 12:46
He's right, though. He makes a poor Pop Science spokesman, he'll never be a Sagan, but he's right. I never warmed to his personality either but he won me over when he managed to convince me that Pluto is not a planet and I was dumb for thinking otherwise. |
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Glenn Beck Crying for a Photoshoot
10/06/09, 12:15
The eloquent, non-crazy Conservative spokespeople apologized and quietly took their leave about a year ago when Bush finished wrecking the economy. There wasn't much schadenfreude to it. I never get tired laughing at these assholes though. |
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How to Reconize 'Nazism'
10/06/09, 11:41
They must be so proud of themselves to be so ashamed of themselves! |
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