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Edarem Dies
01/15/12, 17:58
That was the same Uncle Ed that Howard Stern wrote about in "Miss America", with the glorious photo-realistic Drew Friedman illustration of a guy hunched over a turd-filled toilet, clutching knife and fork and licking his lips. Man, that book really had its moments. |
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Sean Young Today
01/15/12, 17:33
It's too bad she won't play Catwoman. But then again, who does? |
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Intel does a terrible job hiding that their game footage is pre-recorded
01/15/12, 17:24
He blew it when he got flustered and walked away while telling additional lies. There's not many ways to recover from a fuck up like that, you need enough nerve to roll with it without even hinting that what just happened was not meant to happen.
A smooth move would have been to keep riffing on the "drive with one hand" thing, becoming more and more casual with the driving, pretending to roll down the window and hang his arm out, turn on the radio, maybe flip off one of the other drivers... then move on to the next demo as if that was just 30 seconds of clowning around, so pointing out the fuckup means you didn't get the joke. That would take some brass ones, though. |
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Toffee Veha Gorillah
01/15/12, 15:53
Hahaha, all the angrily titled rebuttal videos over in the sidebar. Ai yi yi! Judía parodia crucifixión! |
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Teen Wolf Suicides R.I.P. Deikitsen Wolfram Lupus
01/09/12, 02:45
I don't think comparing furries to gay kids is doing any favors to gay kids. |
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Object 279 Советский-экс
01/09/12, 02:03
We convinced them that tanks and rifles were obsolete, and the future of warfare was killer satellites, flying particle beams, x-ray lasers etc. forcing them into a war of attrition that could be won by wasting money on improbable defense programs and dead-end weapons contracts. So Reagan was the man for the job there. |
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Battleship: The Official Trailer (Another awful Jerry Bruckheimer-like movie)
01/09/12, 01:38
I hope that at some point they discover an alien ship placed diagonally on the grid, and someone comments "pretty sneaky" |
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Dreambears: Britain's Got Talent
01/06/12, 01:32
Ozzy Osbourne gave a command performance for the Queen, and while I like Ozzy and all I'm sure she'd enjoy this a more. |
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Report to Dad and Maria from Australia
01/06/12, 01:26
@4:15: The term "FF-ing" means "flirty fishing", a The Family recruiting tactic where the women are sent out to pick up random men and have sex with them in order to gain their trust enough to lure them back to the cult compound where they'd get a surprise brainwashing.
The first half of that tactic was a lot easier to accomplish than the second half, so eventually Berg made the female cult members just whore for cash and only bring home their most psychologically vulnerable johns. Real classy guy that Dave Berg. |
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Exploding Lighters in Slow Motion
01/05/12, 22:41
A little slower and tighter zoom and that'd be pretty Koyaanisqatsi.
I just assumed they're 15 years old or something, so it's acceptable for them to be all slack jaws and snickering when armed with a high quality video camera and a can of accelerant, as opposed to making something majestic. |
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Syd Barrett's House
01/04/12, 08:01
"And a 'tard has been round for a look." |
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The Nixon Tapes: Fags on TV and elsewhere
01/03/12, 00:07
Perhaps, buried deep in some forgotten top secret government warehouse, somewhere, in an unmarked crate next to the Ark of the Covenant and alien mummies etc, lies an even more powerful weapon: a large reel of magnetic tape composed solely of the words, phrases, and comments censored from Nixon recordings, all spliced together into 3 straight hours of non-stop profanity, personal invective, international scandal, eldritch secrets, and scatological references not meant to be heard by the ears of man. |
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The Nixon Tapes: Fags on TV and elsewhere
01/02/12, 23:57
ps. For Norm MacDonald's take on it, http://youtu.be/R6RkbJizoOQ?t=5m17s
I think that's what Jeff Fries was referencing. |
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The Price is Right Theme 800% Slower
12/31/11, 20:03
Post-Rock-in-a-Box |
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Karl Pilkington - Prostate Examination
12/31/11, 19:42
Negotiating with the doctor over which finger to use. A comedian would base an entire skit around that, but for sincere prodigy like Karl it's a throwaway line.
"Do ya wear gloves?" |
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10 Questions for the atheist: Burden of Proof
12/29/11, 17:22
According to http://www.youtube.com/user/1GodOnlyOne, he's not trolling.
Check and mate, unbeliever. |
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The United Nations: A Look Into The Future
12/29/11, 16:43
"Hey, one of the Toshuiba A2's spotted another escapee in Sector R. Haha he's trying to run. Transponder code locked on, SS number on file. Confirmed Ron Paul supporter. Haha, lethal force AUTHORIZED. I love this job! |
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Animal Planet: Sandra confronts kittens
12/29/11, 16:16
Perhaps Kitty Prison wasn't the best idea. Maybe start her off with some wobbly, contented fuzzballs as opposed to wide-eyed, desperate strays. |
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Colonel Sanders on TBN
12/29/11, 16:11
That means KFC would become the property of their husband. What if they were seduced by a Colored? |
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Colonel Sanders on TBN
12/29/11, 16:02
Not when it's a tax write-off and they admit that sharing and helping the needy is not their goal, it's just that someone is threatening to torture and kill them which is why they're funneling money into this person's organizations so it only helps certain people. 'Cause that's not charity, that's blackmail.
"Admire" is something I'd save for "If God doesn't want to help these people then I will, and I don't care if you say I'm going to Hell for it." |
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