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Ellen DeGeneres calls a woman named Gladys
09/16/08, 16:06
It's not quite as awesome when you have relatives exactly like this, but a straight talking old lady is always kinda charming |
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'If God Did Not Exist Then I Would Kill My Neighbor!'
09/16/08, 15:52
Dawkins used to go on weekend murder sprees with Carl Sagan on shotgun. There's a whole chapter on the joy of guilt-free killing in "Cosmos". Oh wait that's not true and the chapter is on reciprocal altruism, guess this guy is full of shit. |
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'If God Did Not Exist Then I Would Kill My Neighbor!'
09/16/08, 15:46
Hey now lets not get into lumping all Christians together, "The only reason I'm not a serial killer is because someone is watching me" should be crazy in anyone's book. That is the kind of thinking you should outgrow as a teenager when you realize mommy and daddy won't always be there. |
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'If God Did Not Exist Then I Would Kill My Neighbor!'
09/16/08, 15:40
If you kill your neighbor, the police will come get you, because of FASCISM only Jesus can protect us from murder and nosy big government |
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Massive Chemtrail Attack on Bangor, Maine, September 5, 2008
09/15/08, 03:03
So there's a huge evil conspiracy to insidiously equip jet aircraft with devices that spray vaguely toxic chemicals out their ass end? That's be like equipping humans with devices that occasionally emit smelly gasses out of their butt. That's some Francis E. Dec kookshit there.
I have heard of people being cured of this delusion by being allowed to tour hangars, and see that they are not scary government death star units but just big gas station garages. |
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Chappelle's Show: Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories - Rick James
09/15/08, 02:55
I think this was the sketch that ruined his career for him, every bro yelling it at him, and caused him to quit showbiz, tank all his contracts, and go to Africa and become a spiritual reculse.
So Citrus, don't you owe a *bunch* more stars? I'll lend you 3 of mine because I hate this sketch. |
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What a Wonderful World
09/15/08, 02:34
It has been referenced a lot, but nobody thought to submit the original (I couldn't find one). I'd have liked to find a more pristine version, but this will do. Louie was.. one of those guys whose fucked-up voice expresses more emotion than a normal one can.
And this is not a happy song. For full effect, you should watch video of some war atrocity with this song playing in the background. I suggest this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88jrZjsNHPc for the full historical experience.
What a beautiful artist. |
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Kermit trips on coconut and lime
09/15/08, 02:17
Sorry to keep replying but I double-clicked to get the Youtube tab and that had 2 versions of this playing out of synch... you have GOT to try that.
Seriously. It's a "round" song.. so get 2 windows playing at once and it's even more awesome. |
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Kermit trips on coconut and lime
09/15/08, 02:14
Between the muppets and old Warner Brothers cartoons.. I got all my classics, and I hope future civilizations find those and judge us kindly. Bugs and Kermit gave us more culture than any other entities.
Wait, it is 2008, this IS a future civilization.. so see future people, Kermit and Bugs were awesome. |
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Kermit trips on coconut and lime
09/15/08, 02:11
Jim Henson died. He was the only person who could get $50 million spent upon some cheap foam puppets and MAKE IT WORK.
One way was a religious devotion to being in character. Muppets stayed in character between takes. If the studio caught fire, the muppets would have comically run for safety with the muppeteers kinda scooting along the floor towards the fire exit, still in character.
Alice Cooper said being on the Muppet Show was one of the weirdest experiences of his entire alcoholism.. it was an easy show to guest on because dealing with muppets was like dealingm with actual people. Except they're muppets. |
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Kermit trips on coconut and lime
09/15/08, 02:05
I could SWEAR that this is a dupe. 5 stars anyways because even if it's a dupe, this is why the Muppets were cool when I was 8, and why they're still cool when I'm 36.
I like to imagine that Jim Henson would despise CGI and never, ever use it. Muppets were better actors than most humans can hope to be. |
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Attenborough and the Angler Fish
09/15/08, 01:56
Most women do not appreciate being treated as a walking vagina. However, all men would appreciate being treated as a walking penis.
I just feel sorry for gay anglerfish. |
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Attenborough and the Angler Fish
09/15/08, 01:53
I would like to know what Smellvin thought was not worth 5 stars here. I am desperate to not 5 star videos, but I subconsciously use Youtube standards, so 5 stars for earthling life that you couldn't even fucking make up. |
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Mythbusters paint Mona Lisa in 80ms with a paintball gun
09/15/08, 01:47
I'd almost look forward to that, since they are quite capable of building insanely dangerous death machines. They are 2 failed careers and 3 drug habits away from arranging rhinoceros vs BattleBot pit fights. |
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Helium and Sulfur Hexaflouride
09/15/08, 01:43
Pro tip! A lungful of canned air will make you sound almost as funny... just don't do it so often that you're Walkin' on Sunshine. Bad habit, awesome party trick. |
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Helium and Sulfur Hexaflouride
09/15/08, 01:40
Chemically, it's 6 flourine atoms fucking a sulfur atom so vigourously that you can't get them to stop. The flourine is banging that sulfur so hard that they're harmless to anything else.
It's like walking past a gang-rape so cartoonishly severe that you're completely safe, none of them is going to stop and go after you because that gang-rape is just going along so well. They have their electrons in that sulfur so balls-deep that they can't even *conduct electricity*.
Now you know. |
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Helium and Sulfur Hexaflouride
09/15/08, 01:32
The only non-great thing about this video is the cost of sulfur hexaflouride. It's expensive to make. It's totally awesome in so many ways, but that was about $30 of SF6 in his balloon there. Not only is it tough to make but it's a beautiful insulator so it is in high industrial demand.
Man I wish that stuff was cheap.. go look for "floating a metal boat on sulfur hexaflouride gas" videos.. you could get certain communities to worship you as a god with a tank of that stuff. |
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Brazil
09/15/08, 01:17
Gilliam chose this song because it is completely opposite the mood of the movie. A bold move, it almost works.. almost, thus no 5 stars. A maudlin old song probably would have been better, but if there's one thing you should never do, it's try to second-guess Terry Gilliam. |
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Retards Protest 'Tropic Thunder'
09/14/08, 10:12
You just went full retard. You should never go full retard, man. |
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You Give A Little Love - Bugsy Malone (1976)
09/13/08, 07:57
Mitigated somewhat by the possibility of owning a Thompson submachinegun that fires cream pies.
Good call on "obscure" and "catchy" tags |
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