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Norm Macdonald intentionally bombs
09/05/08, 08:36
He knew he couldn't upstage Gottfried, so he went lateral for the win. What a beautiful troll. |
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Norm Macdonald's midget sex story
09/05/08, 08:34
My usual 5 stars, but this time it's for Norm bowdlerising himself out of a filthy joke on the fly. Conan is just waiting to see how he'll pull it off. |
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Stalingrad: Soviet armor vs German infantry
09/05/08, 08:21
Yow, good point.
In high school I ate up WW2 books, and I could swear I read about a US tank that parked over a Japanese foxhole and suffocated the soldiers with exhaust fumes. I definitely read it, and yeah, sounds dicey to me, but that's the only way you could ever top a foxhole donut for sheer teabag factor. |
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Stalingrad: Soviet armor vs German infantry
09/05/08, 08:17
Hm.. it's an anti-tank gun and a bunch of guys. "We're the artillery!" doesn't mean they're German artillery, it means they're on their own. And they can't do something like this twice. |
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Stalingrad: Soviet armor vs German infantry
09/05/08, 08:14
We have a winner! |
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Dog has Many Strong Feelings Towards a Rock
09/05/08, 08:10
In reterospect, this is one of the best titled videos. |
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Kangaroo Jack raps
09/05/08, 08:07
I can't rate it, but I propose 5 stars for Gollum totally blowing Kangaroo Jack (and Yoda) out of the water for a Best Animated Actor award.
Seriously, Australia should be allowed to kill a few Americans for this horror. |
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Creepy semi-nude old man talks about his penis.
09/05/08, 08:05
I don't know the context, but I approve. |
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Bach - Fuga in d-moll BWV565 by Vitaly Dmitriev
09/05/08, 04:41
One of the scientists who helped design the Voyager probe and the gold record it carries was asked why it didn't include any Bach. He said "Well that would just be bragging." |
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Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer - Trailer
09/05/08, 04:05
Hey folks vaguely my age: Did you know a kid who tried throwing a metal thing in the air in the dead of winter then licking it, like Yukon Cornelius?
In fifth grade I knew a kid who tried that. If his report was correct, you end up running inside bawling with a screwdriver stuck to your tongue. I wish I had now.. makes for a good story.
PS: all those old stop animation Xmas specials were *awesome*. |
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Fargo: Climax
09/05/08, 03:43
"Valid ID grab failed!" on the closest thing to this clip. I'm sorry it doesn't have her soliloquy at the end. This entire movie is slow-moving gold.
I first saw it with my sisters, the first said "Oooh go call help" and my other sister, who'd had a kid, said "Oh hell no she's gonna do it!"
A fine mix of Norwegian/American/Canadian woman. Her MILFiest role. |
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Stalingrad: Soviet armor vs German infantry
09/05/08, 03:27
ps. It's not the T-34 doing a wheelie on a trench, though that is pretty wicked |
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Stalingrad: Soviet armor vs German infantry
09/05/08, 03:23
Not only is this one of the greatest war movies ever, the dubbed version is just as good as the subbed. And with a name like "Stalingrad", you know it isn't going to end with hugs and roses.
Fun Time Quiz: Can you spot the one moment here that nobody who ever sees this can ever, ever forget? |
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Kangaroo Jack - trailer
09/05/08, 02:53
ps. I cannot allow myself to rate this less than a 1, so I'll abstain |
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Kangaroo Jack - trailer
09/05/08, 02:53
I feel so bad for Australia. Crocodile Dundee was cultural cringe.. Steve Irwin at least had some value.. but the UN should let Australia bomb someone for this. Hollywood, maybe. God damn. |
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Samuel Jackson in Deep Blue Sea
09/05/08, 02:26
Was he in the movie? I remember the movie had the cliche "Scared negro", definitely not Sam Jackson, it was a "Feets get moving!" character. |
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Samuel Jackson in Deep Blue Sea
09/05/08, 02:24
I'd like to rate it less, but that is about the only rememberable moment, besides lives being saved because of the assumption that every single woman packs a lame battery-powered vibrator wherever she goes. And Sam Jackson being cut off mid-speech is a jolt. |
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Australian sweary adverts
09/04/08, 21:13
Just the men? I've gotten the impression that most Australians are cheerfully informal, which makes them totally awesome. |
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The Last Thing You Will See Is Me Carving a Notch in my Gun
09/04/08, 20:47
I approve. |
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Zero Punctuation - Eve Online
09/04/08, 03:01
He doesn't gripe about those, because he tried to play to single-player. You just summed up the EVE multi-player experience though. |
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