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Septic Tank
01/18/12, 07:59 "Damn that is HOT!" - sewerman1100
"Why don't you get naked in that stuff?? I would" - nathanhale23
"what a shithead" - maxsil89
"GET JENKED" - Dinky12
"Ever wondered that the guy in the video could actually be your uncle, dad, boss, etc?" - Bigodon
"I love 1:02, hes just is like, peace yo, ploop." - chrisispoop
"i like to do this kind of stuff i just got a new poopsuit i dont see why u people are so offended, its like a cool thing to do its warm and just cool" - travis30384
"Translated from czech, the description says "Depth Survey"
:'{" -tapoutorbleedout09
"The look of pure fear mixed with regret in his eyes at 0:56 to 1:02 is hilarious. It's as if at that moment, while he's psyching himself to take the plunge, every moment of his life leading up to this one flashes before his eyes. His first kiss as a child. Hanging out with friends, playing football as a teen. Heading off for college as a young adult, the world his oyster.
Then he takes the dive. He can't look back now, it's already too late." - MinnowEx
"thetransformersmovies.mp4" - SpelKille |
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An Encounter with Brom O'Berin
01/18/12, 06:54 The trick is that he peed on the log a few minutes earlier. |
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Bones - A computer virus hidden inside...well, you'll see
01/18/12, 06:50 Print the code out in hexidecimal so the police have to type it in like a program in an old computer magazine from the 80s, with instructions for them to rename the file YOHOHO.EXE and run it on one of their main servers with all the malware protections turned off or else it won't reveal the location of the victims and blood will be on their hands.
That's a much more clever idea because it would actually work, assuming impossibly retarded cops. |
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Emergency Landing for Constitution Class Starships
01/18/12, 05:53 Now you know why Scotty always hung out on the Bridge. |
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Emergency Landing for Constitution Class Starships
01/18/12, 05:51 It was mentioned offhand in ST:TOS and the thought of it became such a part of obsessive Trekkie lore that they did an emergency saucer separation it in the first episode of TNG as fanservice. So fans complained, because the situation didn't really call for it. |
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Interview with a gang stalker
01/18/12, 05:32 Don't forget:
http://www.randomcollection.info/targx.htm
This is how their world works. |
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Man fired for refusing to wear sticker
01/18/12, 05:20 Is that why there were no jewish sherrifs in the Old West? |
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I Poop on Perps - Stasi Artificially Inflates Gas Prices in the U.S.
01/18/12, 05:17 X-Files, the Internet etc. simply helped bring them into the mainstream of pop culture. They've always been there, you just used to have to go looking for them. Nowadays a sitcom can drop a Roswell reference and everyone will get it.
The internet kinda put the old fashioned hardworking "handwritten manifesto" crazies out of business by empowering the lazy and derivative, why make up your own reality when you can just watch The Matrix and listen to Coast to Coast and vlog about it.
http://web.archive.org/web/20080215015348/http://www.pacifier.com/~dkossy/kooksmus.html R.I.P. |
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I Poop on Perps - Stasi Artificially Inflates Gas Prices in the U.S.
01/18/12, 05:00 Good idea for a reality show. But if they were living in a house filled with cameras and microphones and people who sneak in at night and rearrange things, they'd probably start acting normal, because hey, there's a legitimate reason for it and everyone believes them. So you'd have to follow them around and film them secretly.
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Asses of the Caribbean
01/18/12, 04:43 Fucking animals is bestiality. Zoophiles make love to animals. She was pretty clear about that. |
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US troops using the facilities in Afghanistan
01/15/12, 19:54 If you encounter any Boers
You really must not loot 'em,
And if you wish to leave these shores
For pity's sake don't film yourself urinating on their corpses! |
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Stuff gay guys say to their cats
01/15/12, 18:48 Winston |
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Brony gets blocked by Lauren Faust
01/15/12, 18:35 They also ruin a lot of Evo Psych arguments, so there's that. |
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What is 'Straight Edge?'
01/15/12, 18:32 Oh wait a minute, these aren't kids, P. J. O'Rourke there has to be at least 30. These people are like the guys with the modest goatees who do a few skateboard tricks then tell kids that their most awesome radical move ever was accepting Christ. |
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What is 'Straight Edge?'
01/15/12, 18:14 I'd rather teenagers smoke pot instead, it causes less brain damage. |
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Thrillist - Olly - London, UK
01/15/12, 18:10 The Smellophone, like the flying car, has been around since the early 20th century. Every 5-10 years someone "invents" them, gets a few news stories, a few investors, then disappears from history leaving behind piles of debt, vomit, or crashed flying car wreckage.
At least a Glade plug-in hooked up to an Arduino board has less potential for disaster/nausea than its predecessors. |
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Edarem Dies
01/15/12, 17:58 That was the same Uncle Ed that Howard Stern wrote about in "Miss America", with the glorious photo-realistic Drew Friedman illustration of a guy hunched over a turd-filled toilet, clutching knife and fork and licking his lips. Man, that book really had its moments. |
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Sean Young Today
01/15/12, 17:33 It's too bad she won't play Catwoman. But then again, who does? |
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Intel does a terrible job hiding that their game footage is pre-recorded
01/15/12, 17:24 He blew it when he got flustered and walked away while telling additional lies. There's not many ways to recover from a fuck up like that, you need enough nerve to roll with it without even hinting that what just happened was not meant to happen.
A smooth move would have been to keep riffing on the "drive with one hand" thing, becoming more and more casual with the driving, pretending to roll down the window and hang his arm out, turn on the radio, maybe flip off one of the other drivers... then move on to the next demo as if that was just 30 seconds of clowning around, so pointing out the fuckup means you didn't get the joke. That would take some brass ones, though. |
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Toffee Veha Gorillah
01/15/12, 15:53 Hahaha, all the angrily titled rebuttal videos over in the sidebar. Ai yi yi! Judía parodia crucifixión! |
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