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10 years later and these truthers are still at it
09/15/11, 16:15 Well that's one mystery solved, at least. |
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Common sense doesn't work no more
09/15/11, 16:11 dancingshadow's "chunk of metal" and "column of cement" analogies remind me of when I was a little kid and couldn't understand why Hot Wheels cars didn't smash apart realistically when I hit them together like car crash, except I was smart enough to go and ask some grown-ups. |
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This week in north korea's yt channel.
09/15/11, 15:34 I guess this is like their 72 Virgins or Pearly Gates or whatever. |
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This is Gertrude, my Vinegaroon
09/10/11, 23:31 Ah, those are little pincher claws, not enormous fangs.
It is very very important to me that those are not fangs. |
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Movin on Up.
09/10/11, 22:57 Cena was just helpfully demonstrating a thin veil, the popular "Racism doesn't count if you disagree with the person" model. |
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Common sense doesn't work no more
09/10/11, 22:45 The JFK assassination, which is still superior to 9/11 as a nucleus that other conspiracies can snowball around to form a crystal of crazy links to Rothchilds, free energy, Area 51, cures for cancer, Freemasons, reptoids, The Vatican, your neighbors, etc. |
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Common sense doesn't work no more
09/10/11, 22:35 The Dunning–Kruger effect applies to the abilities of others as well as one's self, so the worse someone is at something, the more likely they are to think some other idiot is an expert, and the real experts are just EDUCATED STUPID.
After all, how can you boast about your superiority over the sheeple if you admit that something is too complex for you to comprehend? That's probably why Global Conspiracies are actually less intricate than the Machiavellian plotting that genuinely goes on behind a local City Council. |
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Andy Rooney Game: Sleep
09/10/11, 21:58 Let's play the Andy Rooney Game with his entire career as a journalist!
"Peeling out of the sun came shining silver German fighter planes, diving at one bomber in the formation and disappearing below the cloud banks as quickly as they had come. I just want a car that I can drive to the store in, pick up a bottle of milk and a loaf of bread, and go home." |
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White Blood Cell Chases Bacteria
09/10/11, 21:16 Twist ending: it took place inside of Hitler, so you were cheering for the wrong side all along! |
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Zombie Flanders
09/10/11, 21:12 That's my favorite Simpsons grim one-liner, because if you dropped it into any horror movie it would be a showstopper and probably the darkest line in the movie. |
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Left Behind 3: Rise of the Antichrist
09/09/11, 02:22 They say that if you sit in a church parking lot at noon, strumming an immaculately polished semi-acoustic, a white guy in a pastel sweater will appear and show you how to become a charting Youth Inspirational musician. |
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Bird helps make coffee
09/09/11, 01:20 I've had them, just make sure you pick a smart one with a good personality, and you have a high tolerance for high-pitched noise because they don't sing well but that doesn't stop them from doing it for hours at a time. |
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Why I don't like Western Women
09/09/11, 00:46 The easiest way to tell a troll from a genuine crazy is sheer volume. 309 videos, you say? |
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Eating The Hottest Pepper in the World
09/09/11, 00:41 I diced a bunch of habaneros once, interesting how the capsicum is tolerable on your hands, it only burns a little and then gets kinda pleasantly numb and tingly. Soap does not wash it away, I found that out when I scratched my balls an hour later. |
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Early Roger Rabbit Test Footage
09/09/11, 00:23 The tone of the book was entirely too dark, it's a semi-serious send-up of Raymond Chandler. Roger literally gets murdered. That's not a spoiler, that's the plot of the novel, Roger's cartoon ghost urging Eddie Valiant to solve his murder before it dissipates into nothingness. Changing the tone and plot was a risky move that actually worked. |
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More Psalty the Singing Songbook
09/09/11, 00:00 Some of the writers were probably 80-90 years old. I haven't heard a line in a Psalty clip that would have seemed anachronistic in 1925. |
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Spongebob Squarepants theme slowed down.
09/08/11, 23:33 Yeah, definitely worth it for the ending |
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Douchebag (PBUH) defeats science with a chicken.
09/05/11, 23:53 From the preload image I thought it was Ali G, but Ali G had a better grasp of science. |
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Rick Santorum Penn State Q&A, Tuesday, Aug 30, 2011
09/02/11, 12:01 He's a true believer, and look how far he's gone as one. If his faith were to falter, if he were to spend even a moment pondering the implications, it would demolish his world, ruin his family, friends, he'd have to crawl into a bottle or kill himself or kill his family or something.
It's like a Wile E. Coyote/cliff situation where survival depends on never, ever looking down at what you're supposedly standing on. |
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A Middle Eastern American Films His Neighbors
09/02/11, 01:15 Devious. |
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