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Hoarders - Meet Hanna the Insane Chicken Lady
08/22/11, 21:53
One of the more subtle horrors: the one sister who doesn't cry, she's got the thousand-yard stare. At 4:29-4:41... that's not a sane smile, that's a "Misery" smile. That's a "putting your family out of their misery" smile.
A rueful grin and crazy eyes that give a chilling hint of the amount of abuse they must have suffered as kids. I could stomach the shitpiles and sick animals, but that moment kinda stopped me cold. If |
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DemoniusX gives his thoughts on our current economic plight
08/22/11, 21:15
Telemarketing means phone sales, a job where one's face is not a factor is pretty much mandatory in his case. He'll be counting on his sparkling wit and attractive personality to bring home the bacon.
In an extremely competitive, stressful, high turnover field, he'll be making hundreds of phone calls a day, every conversation will begin with the other person already angry at him, and he must remain polite, persuasive, and on-task while dealing with hostile and/or confused cold-call recipients. He probably won't last a first week.
We can only imagine the comedy we're missing. It'll be better than a prank phone call album. |
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Karl Pilkington vs 'A Down's Syndrome Kid'
08/22/11, 06:24
He's not exactly faking it, but his dumb everyday anecdotes make people laugh so he just lets it all hang out. He's self-aware but he doesn't mind playing the fool, so he doesn't censor himself.
That strategy usually results in an embarrassing trainwreck of a personality, as Youtube clearly shows. But he's mild and modest enough to pull it off. |
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Venom Speaks A Brief Opinion About Satanists
08/22/11, 05:39
AAAAAARRGH! |
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Val Vasilef: former Mr. America, entertainer, health guru, and my newest CG client
08/22/11, 05:08
Everything really IS terrible. |
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Kitty, your plan of escape is flawed!
08/22/11, 05:05
Maybe there's something up there that it really, really wants to kill. |
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Ętre Dieu
08/22/11, 05:03
That's some decent riffage. Reminds me of classic Alice Cooper. |
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Best head first slide in baseball history
08/20/11, 01:00
A Little League coach told us "If you don't know how to slide head first, don't ever try" which seemed Yogi Berran in being both completely illogical and very good advice. |
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Like A Wall In Which An Insect Lives And Gnaws (Part 1 Of 200,000)
08/20/11, 00:51
My first thought was "that's the most Post-Rock song title I've seen in a long time". Reminds me of NASA recordings of magnetic fields around gas giants, but not quite as... dark, maybe? |
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John Stewart reminds the media that Ron Paul exists
08/20/11, 00:38
WHO GOOGLE RON GALT? |
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John Stewart reminds the media that Ron Paul exists
08/20/11, 00:37
His ideas and ideological rigor would crumble under serious scrutiny, which gives him a decisive advantage in a field of candidates whose ideas and ideals are vulnerable to even casual examination. |
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Dueling useless machines
08/20/11, 00:16
Someday greybeards will teach this parable to children to help them learn how to fight The Machines. |
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Today's Bible Lesson w/ Val Kilmer
08/20/11, 00:04
"For of all the strange and frantic and incomprehensible and uninterpretable books which the imagination of man has created, surely this one is the prize sample. It is written with a limitless confidence and complacency, and with a dash and stir and earnestness which often compel the effects of eloquence, even when the words do not seem to have any traceable meaning. There are plenty of people who imagine they understand the book; I know this, for I have talked with them; but in all cases they were people who also imagined that there were no such things as pain, sickness, and death, and no realities in the world; nothing actually existent but Mind. It seems to me to modify the value of their testimony.... they seem to know the volume by heart, and to revere it as they would a Bible-- another Bible, perhaps I ought to say. Plainly the book was written under the mental desolations of the Third Degree, and I feel sure that none but the membership of that Degree can discover meanings in it." |
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Active Duty U.S.A.F. SSGT Daryn Moran: Obama's Constitutional Eligibility
08/19/11, 23:53
In future rants, his upcoming blanket party will be referred to as an attempt by the Obama administration to silence him. |
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Active Duty U.S.A.F. SSGT Daryn Moran: Obama's Constitutional Eligibility
08/19/11, 23:43
To be fair, where I live they're kept busy in the summer towing people who decide to go out on the lake with a half a tank of gas and a broken radio, and in winter recovering the bodies of guys who bet someone that they could swim across the Cuyahoga river drunk. |
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Active Duty U.S.A.F. SSGT Daryn Moran: Obama's Constitutional Eligibility
08/19/11, 23:34
The only flag he had available had a gold fringe, which means it endorses the sovereignty of the United States Federal Bank Inc and anything said before it is subject to Incorporated Naval Law by Slave Proxy pursuant to the 1871 Gold Seizure and Omnibus Batshit Act in which the Rothschild/Jewstein illuminati established a "strawman republic" where Freemen are tricked into selling their souls to a "Transmitting Utility" through clever use of CAPITAL LETTERS and Lastname, Firstname also you don't have to pay taxes and treason is legal you can read all about it here http://www.freedomclubusa.com/american_goverance don't tell them your real soul name suis juris ipso facto homina homina something about Ben Franklin AMEN |
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Science teacher on Who Wants to be a Millionaire
08/18/11, 17:44
If the treadmill is going fast enough, it still has a 1 in 3 chance of winning. |
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Science teacher on Who Wants to be a Millionaire
08/18/11, 17:42
He shoulda done like Feynman did to that BBC reporter who asked him how fridge magnets work and gotten real pissed off, all "You tryin' to make a jerk outta me? That'd take hours to answer!" |
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Afghan Underarm Fart Music
08/18/11, 14:26
This calls for a tactical coalition strike: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b93_1199342747 |
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Science teacher on Who Wants to be a Millionaire
08/17/11, 23:40
You could defend any of them if you got nitpicky enough. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice#Phases
That's the kinda overthinking that fucks you up if you're used to asking/answering stupid theoretical questions like "would a planet made entirely of water be ice in the middle, from pressure?", "at what temperature does water boil and freeze in outer space?", "How much water would you need to create a black hole from its gravity?" etc.
He should have said "At how many atmospheres of pressure?" |
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