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Hatsune Miku Makeup
08/25/11, 05:36
According to Wikipedia:
"The Hatsune Miku are brightly colored, displaying aposematic patterns to warn potential predators of their toxicity. As they are very small, they often attempt to advertise their poison by flaunting such colors or by ascending trees to escape from predators. If isolated from any form of escape, Hatsune Miku will use their poison as a defense mechanism.
"As with other weeaboo, the males court the females by calling to capture their attention, and then by gently stroking and licking them. A female will signal that she is sufficiently impressed by stamping her hind feet. The two weeaboo will then mate."
Hey there's a mental image for ya |
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Hatsune Miku Makeup
08/25/11, 05:17
I never knew I could hit a "mute" button that fast. |
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Vladimir Zhirinovsky Threatens to Destroy the World
08/25/11, 04:32
More like vodka and the WWE. |
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What American English sounds like to non-English speakers
08/25/11, 03:54
Ah, the "aphasia" video |
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Pirates of Silicon Valley 1 of 10
08/25/11, 03:17
My favorite made-for-TV movie. Like Paul Allen's character says, kids oughta learn about this in history class.
Woz has an entire section of his website devoted to answering hundreds of letters he's gotten about this movie, his answer is usually that the details are a little bit off but that's pretty much what happened, and the actors all got their respective personalities dead accurate, even when they're hamming it up like Batman villains.
http://www.woz.org/letters/pirates/index.html |
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Hoarders - Meet Hanna the Insane Chicken Lady
08/24/11, 01:13
Rat Man genuinely loved his animals, and admitted that the situation had gotten beyond his control. That made it really depressing, because there was no schadenfreude, just tears all around. |
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Hoarders - Meet Hanna the Insane Chicken Lady
08/24/11, 01:00
Thanks for the story, Aelric. They probably made the right decision, I wouldn't want to watch that. |
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3 Minute Netforce
08/23/11, 23:25
Looks like the internet gets the last laugh, Tom. |
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Ant colony's body shop restores a classic gecko.
08/23/11, 23:18
Title bumps it up to 5 stars |
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'Weird Al' Yankovic Goes Digital
08/23/11, 23:10
JUDAS!
(Anyways I agree that Weird Al has aged well, it's pop music that's gotten worse.) |
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Louis Theroux in a rap battle
08/23/11, 22:54
Louie kept it real. |
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March Forward! Veterans of Iraq Rally
08/22/11, 23:12
Seems like we can't leave Iraq until we've installed a government strong enough to keep the rebels, terrorists, and minority peoples from causing a civil war, coup, or revolution, and a police force that can kick down doors, torture insurgents, and bomb rebel hideouts so we don't have to, at which point it'll be back where it was in the 80s except a lot brokener, deader, poorer, and with a burning hatred of America that isn't just national propaganda but an integral part of their national heritage. So high fives all around.
If you're just disappointed that you didn't get a chance to shoot brown people you can always join the Oath Keepers, they're full of guys with blueballs because the military didn't trust them enough to go anywhere near combat. |
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approach attempt 7/6/11
08/22/11, 22:42
Eventually he'll pick up a woman who vastly outranks him on the sociopathmeter and demolishes his life, at which point he'll shitblossom into a Mens Rights Advocate and spend the rest of his miserable TFL years ranting online about how bitches are manipulative.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Men%27s_rights/Archive_2
(for your atrocity tourism pleasure) |
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Hoarders - Meet Hanna the Insane Chicken Lady
08/22/11, 21:53
One of the more subtle horrors: the one sister who doesn't cry, she's got the thousand-yard stare. At 4:29-4:41... that's not a sane smile, that's a "Misery" smile. That's a "putting your family out of their misery" smile.
A rueful grin and crazy eyes that give a chilling hint of the amount of abuse they must have suffered as kids. I could stomach the shitpiles and sick animals, but that moment kinda stopped me cold. If |
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DemoniusX gives his thoughts on our current economic plight
08/22/11, 21:15
Telemarketing means phone sales, a job where one's face is not a factor is pretty much mandatory in his case. He'll be counting on his sparkling wit and attractive personality to bring home the bacon.
In an extremely competitive, stressful, high turnover field, he'll be making hundreds of phone calls a day, every conversation will begin with the other person already angry at him, and he must remain polite, persuasive, and on-task while dealing with hostile and/or confused cold-call recipients. He probably won't last a first week.
We can only imagine the comedy we're missing. It'll be better than a prank phone call album. |
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Karl Pilkington vs 'A Down's Syndrome Kid'
08/22/11, 06:24
He's not exactly faking it, but his dumb everyday anecdotes make people laugh so he just lets it all hang out. He's self-aware but he doesn't mind playing the fool, so he doesn't censor himself.
That strategy usually results in an embarrassing trainwreck of a personality, as Youtube clearly shows. But he's mild and modest enough to pull it off. |
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Venom Speaks A Brief Opinion About Satanists
08/22/11, 05:39
AAAAAARRGH! |
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Val Vasilef: former Mr. America, entertainer, health guru, and my newest CG client
08/22/11, 05:08
Everything really IS terrible. |
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Kitty, your plan of escape is flawed!
08/22/11, 05:05
Maybe there's something up there that it really, really wants to kill. |
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Ętre Dieu
08/22/11, 05:03
That's some decent riffage. Reminds me of classic Alice Cooper. |
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