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Suing the Devil (2011) - Trailer
08/09/11, 19:56
In order to sue the devil, he will have had to establish that the devil's place of legal residence is within the court's geographical jurisdiction. Make of that what you wish. (That's how they usually toss out schizo lawsuits against God/Satan, you need to give an address for the subpoena). |
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Suing the Devil (2011) - Trailer
08/09/11, 19:48
People have this absurd expectation that a super genius is going to be all suave, slick, and sociopathic. But someone with an IQ of 214 isn't going to be like Lex Luthor or Ozymandias, there's a limit to what the human brain can cope with. A super-genius is going to act pretty much like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj8IA6xOpSk
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Lawrence of Arabia vs. Teddy Roosevelt!
08/09/11, 19:29
They need to cut out the shit, skip the first 50 minutes and cut straight to the warring. They have all this data quantified, so lets see some Ninja vs SWAT, Spartan vs the IRA, George Washington vs Saddam Hussien, and Waffen SS vs a rascally pirate. |
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Gay People Cannot Be Role Models
08/09/11, 14:32
I would really, really like to see that as a comedy skit.. these guys in fatigues charging a beachhead dotted with gay couples, whenever one of the couples kisses or holds hands some AFA soldiers hit the sand screaming and clutching their face or faints dead away, all guts and bravery a la Saving Private Ryan. |
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An American Trilogy-Manowar
08/08/11, 20:32
Manowar is as simultaneously awesome and stupid as a big ol' hairy ballsack. |
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RAWESOME RAID by FDA Aug. 3, 2011
08/05/11, 09:29
Those starving Africans are free from oppressive food sanitation laws. The terrorists in their country probably don't force people to buy pasteurized milk. Lucky bastards probably don't have to worry about vaccination programs or fluoridated tap water, either.
I'd emigrate, uh, if I could. |
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Vesta spins
08/04/11, 10:26
Mmmmm.. that's good space porn |
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Russians brawl at an aquarium
08/04/11, 10:18
For a moment I thought someone put some kind of shark or dolphin into a swimming pool. Why? Because it's Russia. |
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Dude, you just got owned by Matt Damon
08/04/11, 09:41
In the book, do these jobs by any chance involve coming up with some over-ambitious idea, then making other people do all the work while you take all the credit and make all the money while avoiding pesky taxes, morals, and regulations?
'Cause I've never read The Fountainhead, but people who love The Fountainhead seem to think of that as the ideal job, if not their destiny, because anyone could do that if they had enough money and didn't give a shit about anyone besides themselves. Also lower taxes, small government, Google Ron Galt etc. |
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Dude, you just got owned by Matt Damon
08/04/11, 09:15
Wait, so Damon is supposed to be the dumb one here? I figured that clip symbolized him weeping in frustration, and also ironic contrast to Reason because his Good Will Hunting character is a truly gifted genius who acts like an unremarkable lout.
That mix-up is a typically Reason-esque phenomenon, though. "Ah, many-layered sarcasm! Subtle and hilarious! Oh wait a minute, the *other* person was supposed to be the protagonist? What the fuck." |
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Alex Jones - Justin Bieber Rant
08/04/11, 08:35
What's worrying is that he started taking himself seriously, so much fan worship that he'll be doing this the rest of his life.
This is how grandpa says "You damn kids and your hippity-hop music" when grandpa has self-induced paranoid schizophrenia and an attentive audience. |
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2011 GWAR-Bee-Q
08/04/11, 08:19
I thought for sure I'd have outgrown GWAR after 15 or 20 years. Didn't happen. |
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Buckfast & Diazepam
08/04/11, 08:03
"This is Glasgae. We'll set aboot ye." - That Scotsman who kicked a burning suicide bomber in the balls so hard he tore a tendon in his foot. |
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I'm a Stupid Cat!
08/04/11, 07:55
I ran out of cat treats 2 days ago, and my cat is definitely... well not quite sad, but confused and disappointed. |
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Beavis and Butthead - All I Had (I gave)
08/04/11, 07:43
I honestly expected to outgrow them someday. Didn't happen. |
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Constructive criticism of the Burger King menu
08/04/11, 07:28
"Tragic" is someone with a gifted-level IQ whose videos are significantly lower in content, charisma, and good intentions.
Benick is easily in the top 80th percentile of Youtube vloggers and we're all very proud of him. Good job! |
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Gay People Cannot Be Role Models
08/04/11, 07:10
The inventor of the BBC Acorn and the authors of M.U.L.E., Gorf, and Bard's Tale III: Thief of Fate were all transwomen. |
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Gay People Cannot Be Role Models
08/04/11, 06:55
It got me kicked out of a few resturaunts, until I learned to be sneakier about it! |
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Potholer 54 - Epic Creationists fails #2
08/04/11, 00:28
That's a classic philosophical argument, but these aren't exactly the college learnin' type. Most of their arguments are something their own cornfed sect thought up in the last 200 years or so.
Universities are dens of evil, deep thought is how Satan injects doubt into your mind, and Saint Augustine is where you go golfing while on vacation. |
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Liberty Counsel on Bullying LGBT Youth
08/03/11, 23:58
If their name has "Liberty" in it - they're secret fascists.
"Patriot" - crave civil war and treason
"Truth" - liars
"Wisdom" - dumb as shit
"Moral" - closeted, self-loathing
"Seeker" - there's one born every minute
"Council" - lone, self-appointed
LibertyPatriot88, ~RacialTruthSeeker~, the Moral Wisdom Council... they instinctively advertise like neon-colored tree frogs |
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