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Your Brain-Gun: Turn The Safety Off
01/04/13, 18:14
Don't bring a neck sword to a brain gun fight. |
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Military Bronies React to 'Teens React to My Little Pony'
01/01/13, 22:44
Maybe they don't just don't get sarcasm. "Gunny said we were little pink princesses who qualified at playing with our dollies. Gunny was right about everything!" |
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Anonymous vs. Steubenville, OH
01/01/13, 22:24
Good smokeout, Blue. |
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The Sad Truth About Marilyn Manson
01/01/13, 22:16
In other words, the Hitler of music? |
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The Sad Truth About Marilyn Manson
01/01/13, 22:14
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was having the Romans kill off all the Christians and hijack the entire religion and turn it from a gnostic cult into a globe-spanning empire of self-loathing, hypocracy, forced conversion, and idol worship. Better luck next time, Jesus. |
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Are You a Good Person
01/01/13, 21:57
God used to happily enjoy animal sacrifice, but then He got a taste of human blood and now He's hooked on martyrs. If we ever make contact with aliens, we should slaughter a few on an altar just in case their suffering tastes better than ours.
There's an idea for a sci-fi movie. Oh wait, that's Warhammer 40K isn't it? |
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Are You a Good Person
01/01/13, 21:22
That sounds like the scientologist strategem. The moment they start to break a sweat they start with "What are your lies? What crimes have you committed? Why do you hate?" like a philosopher squid squirting out a cloud of questions to confuse its enemy.
When you reverse-engineer religious beliefs, they all go back to divine revelation. So say that you speak with God all the time, and God says they've got it wrong. Anything they've read or been told was tainted by humanity and can't be trusted, but God doesn't lie. You calling God a liar? Sure the best you can hope for is an angry shouting stalemate, but that's the best you will ever do, plus you get to say "Quit calling God a liar." |
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Pyongyang Racer
12/26/12, 01:11
It's a pretty impressive automotive simulation, assuming the designers have only ever seen cars while peering through binoculars across a DMZ |
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Wayne Lapierre's Official NRA Response to the Connecticut Shooting
12/25/12, 21:53
I would love to see some sort of troll where someone goes to the poorest minority neighborhood they can find and gives out free NRA memberships to as many young adults possible, then challenge gun advocates to provide them with rifles and marksmanship classes, like they'd normally do to a lucky boy scout troop or something. |
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Failed Guns - Gyrorocket pistol
12/22/12, 12:06
A couple years too late, but I came across: http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?38550-Gyrojet-pistol-issued-to-SOG-in-Vietnam
The first response has a few first hand anecdotes.
A cool thing about the gyrojet is that its fatal flaws were a result of 1960's era ammo manufacturing, so we're just a DARPA contract or a few rich investors away from badass rocket rifles. Its sci-fi awesomeness is undiminished... imagine something the size and weight of a .45 that fires mini RPGs. IT COULD HAPPEN PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE |
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Dudebro downs 50 raw eggs in three minutes
12/18/12, 17:46
So why won't Smash Mouth do it? Smash Mouth, eat the eggs. |
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Kim Deal on real bass players
12/18/12, 17:44
I learned along with Cliff Williams, Dee Dee Ramone, and the dude who played In-a-Gadda-Da-Vida.
I learned that nobody has ever said "This band sucks because the bass player doesn't play enough different notes."
I also learned that that dude who played In-a-Gadda-Da-Vida went on to work with MX missiles and national security projects and drove his car off a cliff and nobody found his carcass for 4 years so he has his own conspiracy kooks. |
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largest iceberg break-up ever filmed (full screen recommended)
12/18/12, 17:02
GWAR AWAKENS |
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Batman - A YouTube Tribute to Bob
12/18/12, 16:58
His is the most underrated Joker |
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A Future Where All Robots Have Penises - Onion Talks - Ep. 5
12/14/12, 03:18
RELATIVE HUMAN COMFORT LEVELS AROUND
OBJECTS WITH AND WITHOUT HUMAN GENITALIA:
SHRUB - 24%
PENCIL - 40%
CLOTHED HUMAN - 80%
MAN WITH ERECTION IN MOVIE THEATRE - 99% |
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A Future Where All Robots Have Penises - Onion Talks - Ep. 5
12/14/12, 03:10
Dammit kid now you know why there are no android fuckbots on the market yet |
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Harry Shearer talks about The Day The Clown Cried
12/14/12, 00:50
Any movie edit with at least 10 minutes of cunnilingus and a scene where Malcom McDowell crashes a party and fist-fucks the host is a superior cut. |
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Harry Shearer talks about The Day The Clown Cried
12/14/12, 00:43
According to the Internet Laser Film Squad's original Calculando Calrissian 2000, this is one of the greatest comedies ever. |
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The State: Louie, saying what Louie says.
12/14/12, 00:24
The funny part is when Jesus tries to kill him |
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Spider crabs advance unstoppably
12/14/12, 00:15
THAT CRAB IS A SPY |
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