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|Woman goes out for a jog (NSFW)|
Meth. Meth. Meth. Biker boyfriend. Dead cop. Technicality. Rehab. Jesus. Pharmacy assistant. MEEEEETH! Checkout clerk.
Hey, I ordered dog or higher!
|Reba Schappell - The Fear of Being Alone|
I know I'm just being the devil's advocate here, but there is something worthwhile about telling someone that their goals aren't within their reach. We have no problem telling each other "don't quit your day job" when we hear about our friends' dreams to be on tv or become a ballet dancer at 50. You can do a person a serious favor by breaking them out of their delusions... if you can do it nicely.
If my arms got cut off, you can be certain I wouldn't kid myself and continue playing the piano for a living. I'm not going to tape broom handles to my nubs and re-invent chopsticks. I can always move on to something else. Hell, I wouldn't have even taken my music career seriously in the first place if someone hadn't told me that I was terrible at baseball and never would have made it to the major leagues. One thing might not work out, but there are millions of other opportunities out there.
That said, I think it's important to know the difference between telling someone that they're not capable of a particular thing and telling someone that they're not capable of anything. The former criticism shapes lives. The latter only destroys them.
|I am your grandma.|
Well... you know where the submit page is.
I must be getting too old because this pony meme makes absolutely no comedic sense at all.
|Snowmobile Crash Down Mountain|
Catch the snowmobile with your body!
|911 call of kid set on fire by bullies|
I think this video would be much more powerful without the picture of the kid. Not that I have a personal bias against blue-eyed blondes, the stereotype of the white race's crowning arian achievement. It's just so easy for anyone to look at it and compare him to a starving child in africa, covered in flies, and say he's so much better off and nobody should pity him. It's a poor way to think, but I can't deny that my jaded imagination sees that argument happening between any number of people in a youtube comment section. But how can anyone think like that? The screaming of the kid is enough to make me feel truly depressed. He will probably bear visible marks from this all over his face for the rest of his life.
I wonder what happens to those who don't survive adolescence. He can't be the only one. There must have been others who have suffered worse. What does it take for them to look at life at such a young age and see that there's something worth living for? For every mutilated child that survives, mentally and physically scarred, how many others fall into a depth of loathing that they will never rise from? How many fail to reach adulthood? Imagine those who have never come to grips with the horror that stole their lives away from them. They linger on, and forever feel the pain of that moment. They can't explain it. They don't understand it. Many of them just don't feel at all...
So what's our excuse? What do the rest of us really have to complain about? Old exes who did us wrong? Overdue mortgage payments? Some business deals that stabbed us in the back?
We can all walk away from those. This boy, on the other hand, won't just walk away from it. He'll try, but he won't. So what can he have to look forward to? If he finds anything, it'll be more important that anything we have to live for.
|Fat cat climbing into a vase|
The follow-up video surely confirms this.
|The Voice Of The Internet: KIDS!|
Severely lacking in any candid form of funny.
|Miley Cyrus covers 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'|
I think a steady paycheck smooths that out quite a bit. Besides, nobody at these shows could give a rat's ass about remembering who the band members are. It won't haunt them.
But it should.
|Brian Greene on the multiverse, string theory, and the brain.|
|Chrysler's commercial about how awful Detroit is.|
He tried to keep a straight face, but the involuntary blinking gave it all away.
|Half Life Snacks|
Considering that their minds need to be fed sugar regularly and a slim physique is such a low priority for job performance, this is actually an ingenious solution to dealing with programmers.
|Half Life Snacks|
Fruit juice isn't that good for you. Eating actual fruit is good for you. You want more plant matter in your body slowing the absorption of fructose; 'extra pulp' OJ doesn't count. If you drank as much grape juice as some people drink soda on a daily basis, you'd end up just as fat and diabetic as the people you see exiting Wendy's on a mobility scooter.
|Albino Raccoon +|
That raccoon has seen horrible things that you people wouldn't believe.
|Chicks With Steve Buscemeyes|
Going to the tumblr page is a lot easier than sitting through a slideshow.
|A Time for TEAHAD|
The tea party has managed to out-right wing the most right wing person here. Now that is quite an achievement.
|Stephen Fry live at the Sydney Opera House|
I particularly like his explanation of how someone could explain Nietzsche through Star Trek.
|Cleaning a cobra pit|
It's a cobra coop where carnal cobras commit congress. After conception, the clutch of cobra children are carried in the custody of the kindly caretaker to the cobra crib for conservation.
|VEDA : Monster Chug|
This kid tried to do the truffle shuffle once. Eleven people died.