Suspension through: 0000-00-00
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Kubrik would be proud if he even gave a shit.
|The Secret of Kells trailer|
That's not George Carlin, that's Willie Nelson.
|Scene From 'Bad Biology'|
They actually spent $3 on this? What were they thinking?
|Expert advice on the killer whale problem from the one man who knows the true treachery of the sea|
Arrgh, split your lungs with blood and thunder when you see the black and white whale!
|Mormon Crickets Swarming|
To ban gay marriage and wear magic underpants.
|I am very glad, indeed I finally return home|
The russian word for happy is "rad."
I feel pretty rad watching this.
|Steaming Wolf Penis|
This was originally from the Seattle public access show Jerkbeast, a notoriously horrible call-in show featuring vast amounts of hatred and topics covering things like "Burt Reynolds' army of piss-drinking robots" and drinking household detergent. I wonder if there are any clips of it on youtube floating around.
|4chan on Jeopardy|
What is racism, child porn and loneliness.
|For The Record : Public School Is Evil|
This is one for the vaults. I want to see what the people looking back on us 50 years from now will think of it.
|Trailer for 'BIRDEMIC: Shock and Terror'|
How the fuck did this get in here.
|Chat Roulette Jerk aims to please|
IT'S JERKBEAST! HOLY SHIT!
Seattle Public Access, oh how you haunt me...
|'Goodbye' - Miley Cyrus|
SWEET MOTHER OF GOD.
|Remember when things were so simple?|
The description of this video keeps changing, so I'll just one-star it and assume that the description will go back to being racist before the next person reads my comment and wonders why I'd one-star such awesome video footage.
|Moosey, the piggy-back ride wanting moose.|
There goes another reindeer, raping laplanders and taking names.
|Man Claims Record for Hardest Kick in the Groin|
|Hubble Views Saturn's Northern/Southern Lights|
It's Saturn's birfday!
|Neo-Geo CD Load Times Vs. Neo-Geo MVS Cart|
You see, the mistake they made was in making the cartridge version in the first place. None would have been the wiser had it only ever been on cd.
|Ladybug flight fail|
As much as I think this is a new poetv classic of all time, I have to do what I can to discourage use of the world 'Fail.'
|Fox and Friends Discuss Palin Writing on Her Hand|
The truth, revealed by the Daily Show news team, is that Gretchen is actually an evil genius. She graduated with honors from Stanford and studied at Oxford. Her superior intellect is simply dulled by the multiple layers of INSANITY she has to navigate her onscreen persona through, woven so thick that you couldn't bore through it with a diamond-tipped lightsaber taped to the top of a pernicious platinum-plated, plutonium-powered probing badger. It takes a ridiculous amount of self-control and mental acuity to carry on charades of that caliber.
If she began to make too much sense, people would begin to think that making sense out of things is the point of the broadcast. Then they'd all be fucked.
Also, I dunno about you, Joel, but I think it might be a little unnecessary to stoop down to the same level of insult crafting as your average fox news viewer. Yes, we know that some words rhyme and stuff and it's fun to combine them. It just lacks any sort of class or poignancy in the process of making a case against them.
|Sussex Seatbelt PSA|
Remember kids, the key to safely surviving a car crash is to buckle up mere seconds before impact.