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|Woman showing off all the weight she gained|
Well, you've officially ruined it for me.
|Right now there are five women on my stage...|
He was just clapping because he wanted to borrow one of them for the operation.
|A Very Christian Super Bowl Party|
See, kids? Praying won't help for shit in a time of need.
|How to Clean on a Moving Sidewalk In China|
|Jimmy Kimmel Talks About His Jay Leno Appearance|
Jimmy Kimmel was pretty much my only reason for watching that show back in the day. He was more fun to watch when he was making fun of the creationist dinosaur on a nightly basis.
|Poltergeist - Carol Anne's rescue from the astral plane|
Apparently the astral plane is full of raw meat and giblets.
|Lipoma Removal Surgery|
And into the deep fryer it goes.
|Fantastic 4 Cartoon - Ghost Rider vs. Galactus|
|Mark Ryden: Sweet Wishes|
If you had used book ends, maybe they would have stayed on the shelf longer.
|Pharaoh Man is Awesome.|
|How to make Chawanmushi|
I still can't get over how he says cheeeckeen meeet.
|Danny Glover blames Haiti earthquake on Copehnagen failure|
Did he just call them asians?
|Mario Kart Commercial|
Ticket price pays for the whole seat, but you'll only need the eeeeedddddge!
|Haitian ambassador shames Pat Robertson|
Pat got his skewered ass handed to him.
|Division 9 - Gameplay Trailer|
Also, Dead Rising is an excellent example of a good slow moving zombie game. Why? Because you very rarely ever get or use a gun. Guns don't even work that well. If you were in a situation where you were surrounded by zombies, would you have a gun on you or even know how to get one? Most likely not. So in that game you do what anyone else would you. You start picking up every random item you can lift and use it as a weapon to get away from the fucking things. You'll throw your own shoes if you think it'll do some damage. That's the proper way to create tension and panic when you have slow zombies.
|Division 9 - Gameplay Trailer|
My gripe is just the gameplay factor. The basic concept behind the zombies is that there is a deadly swarming factor. How you make that fun depends entirely off of how well you balance the side of the survivors against the zombies. If you have lethargic zombies slowly shuffling their way over to a group of men with a seemingly endless supply of shotgun shells, chucking grenades and moving quite fast, then there really isn't much tension is there? If you want slow zombies you better make the game really interesting. You have to make the penalty for using guns and loud weapons so steep that people would be forced to use more minimalistic weapons. The challenge shouldn't be how well your aim is, but how well you can defend against a siege of extremely powerful enemies that are seemingly endless.
If you use fast zombies in a game, then it instantly has more dynamic tension to it. There's panic, fear and adrenaline. If you use slow zombies, then you have to milk the overwhelming sense of exhaustion, dread and futility; mixed with the notion that your weapons are far too inefficient to properly do the job. That's a heavy burden to put on a game designer. Slow zombies are better suited for the cinema, while fast zombies make better video games.
|VenomFangX says goodbye|
What's a pederast, Walter?
|Nerdy, powdered football fan goes on insane rant|
We go in, WE KILL! No more talk... WE KILL!
Soon, my dog of war!
|Conspiracy Theory - Wheelchair scene|
They sure don't make wheelchairs like they used to.
|The height of humankind's scientific prowess|
I have no mouth and I must flip toggle.