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|How To: Dress Up Ramen Noodles With Peanut Butter.|
Chicken, peanut butter, sesame oil, green onions and noodles makes for a damn fine meal. It's really addictive. Crunchy peanut butter makes it better. However, I draw the line at using flavor packets. That's fucking disgusting.
Or he could've just donated some fucking blood to the red cross.
|Peepers the therapy duck|
And the townspeople cried "Death to the duck-loving whore!"
|Dali being Dali|
That's not just any piano. It's the fabled Athanasius Kircher cat-piano!
|Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin: Ikaruga|
The only redeeming quality is that the girl is cute. It does nothing to stand in the way of all the negative stars I want to give these videos.
|The Onion: First Female Dictator Hailed as Step Forward for Women|
Ah, finally the fish speakers have arrived.
|The Making of the Crevasse|
Dude, it's Vivaldi.
Yeah, this is pretty pointless.
|Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin: Team Fortress 2|
Smoke that god damn cigarette.
Five minutes in, the armor fails and a hole in the mask has formed. He refuses to lower the mask and call off the test because of his stubborn pride. Eventually at around the 8-minute mark the blowtorch has burned a way into his prefrontal cortex and liquified the brain matter. He couldn't remove the mask even if he wanted to. A real shame because even at 5 minutes his invention had potential.
|Multi-Impressionist Singing Comedian: Larry G Jones|
I lost it at Cher.
|Stairway to Heaven backwards & forwards|
"If you are playing records backwards to find hidden messages... you are Satan." -Bill Hicks
|Card Sagas Wars (5th trailer)|
I bet you could find a way to distill this and sell it to kids as bottled epilespy.
|GARBAGE DAY - Eyebrow Montage|
I lost it when they started the counter at the end.
|Escape From City 17 - Part One|
5 stars for the effort, but if I was going to be petty I would have taken 2 away for "I hate walking ok? URH!"
I bet you Uwe Boll is in talks right now with Universal pictures to buy this production and redo everything 100 times more shitty.
|The Retarded Mosh Pit|
We're all going to hell.
|The Onion - Sony Releases Stupid Piece That Doesn't Work|
They already did Apple.
|Magic Johnson Shills for 7Up|
Meanwhile in an alternate dimension, a basketball falls onto the dinner table of a high dignitary in the intergalactic space federation. Immediately coming to the conclusion that the opposing faction was using teleportation technology in direct defiance of a recently signed peace treaty, he orders a massive offensive, murdering trillions of his foes, obliterating dozens of solar systems and killing several billion innocent bystanders who were caught in the crossfire.
|Bill Gates releases mosquitoes at TED|
Trust me, you do no want a chaotic slutty Bill Gates running around.
|The Warriors 'Come Out to Play Scene' forwards|
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