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How To: Dress Up Ramen Noodles With Peanut Butter.
03/01/09, 02:06
Chicken, peanut butter, sesame oil, green onions and noodles makes for a damn fine meal. It's really addictive. Crunchy peanut butter makes it better. However, I draw the line at using flavor packets. That's fucking disgusting. |
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Blood Cupping
03/01/09, 02:02
Or he could've just donated some fucking blood to the red cross. |
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Peepers the therapy duck
02/25/09, 15:05
And the townspeople cried "Death to the duck-loving whore!" |
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Dali being Dali
02/25/09, 14:56
That's not just any piano. It's the fabled Athanasius Kircher cat-piano! |
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Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin: Ikaruga
02/22/09, 23:17
The only redeeming quality is that the girl is cute. It does nothing to stand in the way of all the negative stars I want to give these videos. |
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The Onion: First Female Dictator Hailed as Step Forward for Women
02/22/09, 20:06
Ah, finally the fish speakers have arrived. |
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The Making of the Crevasse
02/22/09, 19:24
Dude, it's Vivaldi. |
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Moire-Scaredy Cat
02/20/09, 18:18
Yeah, this is pretty pointless. |
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Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin: Team Fortress 2
02/20/09, 18:11
Smoke that god damn cigarette. |
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Fire Paste
02/20/09, 00:29
Five minutes in, the armor fails and a hole in the mask has formed. He refuses to lower the mask and call off the test because of his stubborn pride. Eventually at around the 8-minute mark the blowtorch has burned a way into his prefrontal cortex and liquified the brain matter. He couldn't remove the mask even if he wanted to. A real shame because even at 5 minutes his invention had potential. |
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Multi-Impressionist Singing Comedian: Larry G Jones
02/17/09, 22:32
I lost it at Cher. |
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Stairway to Heaven backwards & forwards
02/16/09, 22:51
"If you are playing records backwards to find hidden messages... you are Satan." -Bill Hicks |
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Card Sagas Wars (5th trailer)
02/14/09, 04:48
I bet you could find a way to distill this and sell it to kids as bottled epilespy. |
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GARBAGE DAY - Eyebrow Montage
02/14/09, 04:45
I lost it when they started the counter at the end. |
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Escape From City 17 - Part One
02/13/09, 18:13
5 stars for the effort, but if I was going to be petty I would have taken 2 away for "I hate walking ok? URH!"
I bet you Uwe Boll is in talks right now with Universal pictures to buy this production and redo everything 100 times more shitty. |
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The Retarded Mosh Pit
02/11/09, 15:08
We're all going to hell. |
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The Onion - Sony Releases Stupid Piece That Doesn't Work
02/10/09, 02:30
They already did Apple. |
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Magic Johnson Shills for 7Up
02/09/09, 20:17
Meanwhile in an alternate dimension, a basketball falls onto the dinner table of a high dignitary in the intergalactic space federation. Immediately coming to the conclusion that the opposing faction was using teleportation technology in direct defiance of a recently signed peace treaty, he orders a massive offensive, murdering trillions of his foes, obliterating dozens of solar systems and killing several billion innocent bystanders who were caught in the crossfire. |
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Bill Gates releases mosquitoes at TED
02/08/09, 18:52
Trust me, you do no want a chaotic slutty Bill Gates running around. |
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The Warriors 'Come Out to Play Scene' forwards
02/07/09, 16:22
¡ʎɐɐɐɐɐʎǝǝǝɐɐɐɐɐld oʇ ʇno ǝɯoɔ sɹooooıɹɹɹɐʍ |
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