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|Babycakes Diary #2|
My friend Chimmychummy asked if we were virgins. I said no because I can't give birth to a Jesus.
|The Future of Food|
I don't care if my corn grows eyes and hops out of the fridge and into the steamer pan with its own two legs. Genetic engineering to make hardier/cheaper plants is cool. I don't care how it's grown, as long as they don't fuck it up and create diseases and famines they can't fix.
The patenting thing pisses me the fuck off though. I think a good equivalent would be if the RIAA made mp3s into viruses that spread from computer to computer, but were still copyrighted. That patent law just doesn't make any fucking sense. Monsanto can go fuck itself.
|Korean Poo Song|
Obviously the problem is in the lack of bone chips and unchewed walnuts in your diet, as these highly informative dancing maggots have demonstrated.
|The first transformation from The Incredible Hulk TV show|
I recall doing the same thing to my own car two summers ago.
|Dogs vs. Tiger|
Any second now...
|David Attenborough and the Elephant Seals|
Those things always remind me of the two-headed troll monster in Willow.
|Unwinnable game of solitaire|
|Michelle Malkin: Atheists Should Be Treated Like 'Trolls'|
The Preload image is hysterical.
|Target Women: Lessons 2008|
Her ass is so white that it's causing the camera lens to blur.
|Awesome Fox pole dancing|
This makes me want to stab kittens.
|My Ex-Girlfriend Had a Cold Vagina ~ Reflections and Insights|
Cold vagina chakras. Deep stuff.
|Chihuahua scared of a kitten|
|Vanilla Mood - Like a Rolling Stone|
Japan is desperately trying to find work for all the thousands of string players they churn out via Suzuki method every year.
|Beauty of Motherhood|
Pregnant women are beautious.
|Robin's Holy First Season Batman!|
|Man Carving Ice Statue|
This was Bill Murray at day #3248590850 of Groundhog's Day.
|Over the Rainbow on Theremin|
Cellists force themselves to be good because otherwise you've got massively calloused hands for no reason. Theremin players have nothing to lose but their self respect, which they seem to lose in abundance.
|Baby owl trying to swallow rat|
Dook dook dook dook.
|Sliding on Water!|
Buoyancy? Who needs it!
|Satan Devouring Humans|
That comedy is divine.