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|Wild tamandua in defensive mode|
I think he's lying about how big that fish was.
|Japanese Man Swallows|
He sure left the stage really quick. Probably because they had a bucket for him backstage... or another soundstage with naked women tied to chairs for him to puke on.
|Target Women: Cars|
And what's the deal with airline food?
|Link: The Faces of Evil all the cutscenes|
Aw crap, it's Slimer.
|Chinese accent english|
I'm just commenting on this video to see baleen make another unnecessary response.
|First Glimpse of the Star Trek Trailer|
Jerry Bruckheimer presents boobies, explosions, cars driving really fast and some sort of side story about a space captain.
|You Are So Beautiful (to me)|
Needs more Jim Carrey.
Google Lemonparty to find out.
|Ending to Mega Man 8|
Megaman.... open your mind to me... OPEN YOUR MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNDDDDD!
|Watchmen Trailer #3|
If it's a well-told story, it doesn't matter how different it is from the comic. The only problem is that most stories based off comic books aren't well-told because they have the blockbuster mentality.
Who can say whether this is any good. I wouldn't put money on it, but it might be an exception to the industry's track record.
|A preying mantis eats a honeybee.|
I see what you did thar.
|Bill Kristol Calls Fox News to Defend Himself and Sarah Palin|
The republican spin machine is spinning itself so fast I'm not surprised they're puking all over eachother.
|manly Irish Spring soap|
ProfessorChaos has never heard of King Missile.
|A couple of birds|
I like that they've obviously been trained to make retro video game sounds from the computer next to their roost.
|manly Irish Spring soap|
Lately, I've seen red, I've tasted blood, I've killed with words, I've wished and hoped and swam through a river of snot twice as wide as the mighty Mississippi, but I wanna know about the commercial I saw on TV: An Irish guy, walking through a field of green, whistling one of those Irish jigs, and a woman walks up and says, "Manly yes, but I like it too."
Then the guy pulls out a huge knife and cuts off his first two fingers, and somehow catches them in what's left of his left hand, and hands them to the woman.
Did I mention they're both dressed in green?
Then they both sing this song together: "Are ya icky? Are ya sticky? Are ya hot as anything? Hey cut off two of your fingers and stab yourself in the eye!" Then he stabs himself in the eye and hands her the knife, and she stabs herself in the eye-okay? okay? So what about that?
Then they join arms and do this Irish folk dance while taking turns dismembering each other. This was a commercial for deodorant, I think, or soap or something
So now all the body parts are lying in a heap, but the heads are still singing, "Are ya icky? Are ya sticky? Are ya hot as anything? Hey! Get away from summer, and cut off all your limbs!" Then all of the body parts start hopping and bopping around like little bunny rats, then they jump into the mouths of the singing heads, but then they just slip right back out through the severed necks and keep bopping about.
It's very beautiful music that's playing; there's an Irish flute and a mandolin, I think, and the background singers sound just like the Clancy brothers. It's really a wonderful commercial, spectacular. It must of cost a fortune to make. The kind of commercial you'd see during the Super Bowl, maybe, where the advertising time costs a million dollars. A half a minute. Wow, imagine that: A million dollars for a half a minute!
Anyway, by the end of it, It looks like the two of them have been through a juicer, or a food processor or a blender or something- It's just a pink puree of blood, bone and flesh in a big bucket, but it's still singing somehow "Are ya icky? Are ya sticky? Are ya hot as anything? Hey! Blend yourself, process yourself, become a glass of animal juice! Haven't you had enough of fruit juices and vegetable juices? Next time company comes over, offer them a cool refreshing glass of yourself! Give of yourself! Stop being such a selfish piece of snot, Okay? Okay? Okay!"
"And now, back to our program."
But some of the dinosaurs survived to live on as birds, picking snot out of the noses of water buffalos.
|Who Would Win the Election in Azeroth?|
Yeah, warcraft is a black hole of funny. Nothing interesting escapes from it. Although if you want to hear the angriest and loudest caps-lock political chat, the main cities are pretty entertaining. And by entertaining I mean it makes you want to stab your eyeballs out with forks.
Wouldn't be POE without Cena_Mark.
|Tokyo Escalator Accident|
This escalator is temporarily stairs. We are sorry for the convenience.
|Phillies Fan Climbs a Pole to Celebrate World Series Win|