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|Slap Your Partner|
I bet he made her comb his mustache and spit-shine his head for the evening as well.
|Starship Troopers 3: Marauder Trailer|
Holy crap, they actually have blanks to fire in this sequel. This movie probably has ten times the budget of the second film.
|Chad Hates Aliens|
|Freak accident at soccer match|
God declares the 11th commandment, "Thou shalt not play footie in the lord's presence lest all heathens pay in blood spilled by rampant billboards"
|OH GOD NO.|
15 dicks in his ass like the tail of a peacock.
|intelligent design is stupid design|
Aborted feces is right.
I don't care if it's a meme. I still can't get over the fact that it's a ginger singing that song. It will always be funny to me.
|Hottie dances with five golden hula hoops|
Haha, she fucked up on the last hoop at the end.
|Football Parents Brawl|
And yet another year goes by without a single dollar going to fund music and art classes. All to save money for the more important extracurricular activites- like watching your dad's spleen rupture on astroturf.
|Sandra Lee's infamous Kwanzaa cake|
Mmmmm corn nuts and apple pie filling.
|Badger in the city|
Viral advertising for sandwiches never got as morbid as this.
|Bench Press Accident|
Now the question is, was it shit or one of his kidneys that went flying off the screen?
|Serbu Super Shorty|
He sounds like he's making a lewd cat-call at the end.
|'Tex' Johnston barrel rolls a 707 prototype|
Peppy: DO A BARREL ROLL!
|my eyeball pops out ver.5 original|
Haven't you heard? Eye-hickeys are all the rage.
|RARE MASSIVE 6-GILL SHARK SIGHTING AT 3300 FT DEPTH!!|
We need a bigger sub.
|Scientology - What are your crimes?|
Oh shit. Looks like Scientology knows all about your Nigerian-stealing guy, Mark. You better turn yourself in.
|Barack Obama on Iraq|
I like Obama because he's a great orator, has a strong opinion against lobbyists and has one hell of a death stare when he's angry.