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|Patton Oswalt at the Flavor Flav Roast|
"I would like to crawl inside you like a tauntaun carcass" is the pickup line I used to hook up with my current girlfriend. We're getting married in November.
|Hardcore Burning Slip & Slide Extravaganza|
If they had just used rubbing alcohol and maybe had him dive into a pool of water instead of trying to spray him with a hose the flames might have been effectively snuffed out. Still inexcusably stupid.
|Glowstick the Barbarian|
ALL HAIL TECHNOVIKING!
|Period Pain, in slow motion.. with music|
If she commits suicide by the end of the week, I'll never underestimate the power of the internet again.
|Trampoline Nut Crack|
I've seen so many videos like these that the moment I see that someone is jumping off a roof, I immediately put up a mental block to keep myself from having any sympathy whatsoever for these incredibly stupid individuals.
|GTA: San Andreas - Lucky Star Massacre|
This bizarre fantasy-world is unspeakably terrifying.
|Joel Hodgson Stand Up Special|
When cousins, identical cousins are connected by the spine, a geneologist could lose his mind cause they're cousins and they're connected by that spiiiiiiine.
|My Better Half|
Such a talented lyricis.
|Carl Sagan - We are one planet|
Carl Sagan died in 1996 when an angry russian dropped an atomic bomb on his house. Of course, the bomb didn't actually detonate. It just fell on his house and crushed him.
|2004 Obama/Keyes debate: Gay Marriage|
Next up on PoeTv- Obama spends 10 minutes shooting fish in a barrel.