Ahriman the Creepy Lurker
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Profondo Rosso (Deep Red) trailer
02/12/08, 13:16 I looked up Porco Rosso, but all I found was some dumb Japanese cartoon. You bastard--I was hoping for delicious and all I got was beardo. |
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Richard Zednik throat-slashing injury
02/12/08, 13:11 That's a relief--I was hoping I didn't just see him get killed there. |
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Iron Sheik really wants to put Hulk Hogan in the camel clutch.
02/11/08, 18:21 !!! |
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The Height of Donald Sutherland's Acting Career
02/11/08, 18:20 Now that's how you do political allegory. |
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Dreams Do Come True
02/10/08, 19:22 So...they don't want people to buy lottery tickets? |
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Scientology - What are your crimes?
02/08/08, 02:44 No, you wouldn't. Are you fourteen, or what? |
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Hanging from a crane
02/05/08, 22:30 why in the ever-loving name of fuck would you do this
why why why |
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Lion Kisses Rescuer
02/05/08, 19:39 I don't think I want your dog to sit in your lap. |
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Actors Out of Context
02/04/08, 04:53 Liam Neeson did it for me. |
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Kevin Everett Recovery Update
02/02/08, 14:28 This makes me happy on so many levels. |
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Star Trek Orgasms
02/01/08, 22:03 :( |
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Letter People - Mr. X
02/01/08, 20:14 If that was designed to scare the living shit out of children so that they never want to read ever, mission accomplished. |
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Joyful Praise - Cable Access 9/11 Tribute
01/31/08, 14:51 Yeah, but you also gave us William Cowper Brann. No, wait, that one's kind of a draw--he was a racist loon, but he was an entertaining racist loon.
You fuckers are definitely responsible for the Cowboys and their America's Team bullshit, though. |
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Durex Condom Commercial
01/29/08, 18:34 Man, fuck you all. A man screaming in pain is a special enjoyment all its own. |
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Joyful Praise - Cable Access 9/11 Tribute
01/29/08, 17:54 Oh man, the second song is even better, and then the keyboard solo...this gift just keeps on giving. |
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Fatty mom gives fatty kids dating advice
01/29/08, 01:10 No kidding. I was waffling about working out tonight until I saw this. |
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Dogs being awesome.
01/28/08, 02:57 It looks exactly like a gargantuan black mutt a friend of mine picked up from the pound. She thought it was full grown already, but it just kept getting bigger. Now the big dumb bastard tries to curl up in everyone's lap. |
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1980 PSA about Prejudice
01/25/08, 00:38 "You don't understand, Gramps--Jimmy is my Jew. You got a Jew? No? Then shut the fuck up and bait my hook, old man." |
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Joysticks (1983) trailer
01/24/08, 01:14 I don't know, I bet he does like to hang out in public bathrooms |
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I Can See For Miles
01/23/08, 16:48 This deserves five stars for Keith Moon alone. I love watching him do his thing.
Also, holy shit, France. Way to prove that white people can't dance. |
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