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|Zero Punctuation - The Witcher|
Dude, stop being a cheapass and buy yourself a self-washing gimp.
|HD DVD losing the High-Def War vs Blu Ray|
This one is good and all, but I like the one Repo found a little bit better:
Man, five stars is just how relieved I am that this wasn't the fucking Barbie song.
|Excitebike TAS 5:35|
This is the first time I've ever seen track five. I sucked at that game--I think I spent most of my time building my own tracks.
|Hide and Seek|
I love electronic doodads in my music so much I might as well fantasize about them when I masturbate, but that voice effect is driving me up the fucking wall.
I had no idea those two were able to produce decent music.
From their album Ende Neu, if you're like me and want to own this song as soon as humanly possible.
|lasagna cat: 04/08/1998|
Cat brush written in blood across John's chest. YES.
|Psycho In A Coffee Shop|
STOP IT IN THE NAME OF JESUS
You find the best nutbars, Enjoy.
|Old rubber spine|
I want to know what her spine x-ray looks like. And if she'll be able to walk without a steel back brace by the time she's forty.
|Losers Always Whine About Their 'Best'|
Yeah, okay Sean, but sometimes that prom queen is just a bad lay.
|Serenity - MIRANDA|
This is a hot space ninja chick kicking ass in a space bar. IN SPACE. You cannot both hate this clip and possess functioning testicles.
|Louise the Crime Scene Cleaner|
Yeah, it'd be nice if Louise was readily available everywhere. When my uncle committed suicide in his truck, my grandmother did her creepy manipulative thing and talked my father and a couple of his brothers into cleaning up the mess all over the interior (he shot himself) so that she could sell it. To this day, if he smells certain cleaners he leaves the house and won't come back inside for hours.
Fuck, what a terrible job.
|When Porn Strikes|
That doesn't seem very cost-effective.
|Pipa pipa - Surinam Toad Babies Emerging|
Yes, because this was something I needed to see right before I go to bed.
Fuck you, internet. Just fuck you.
|Excavating an ant nest.|
I didn't say I felt sorry for the little fuckers--they're just ants. It's just hard to not feel a little shame when a bunch of insects can carry off a project like that and some days it's too much trouble for me to load the damn dishwasher. That's all I'm saying.
|VenomfangX - God doesn't believe in Atheists|
Has anyone ever finished watching one of this smarmy sped's videos?
|Excavating an ant nest.|
Those ants are more productive than any of us will ever be. If that isn't humbling, I don't know what is.
|World's Faster, Longest, and Steepest Zip Line|
This is a thing I must do.
|Dancing Man Wearing A Horse Mask Cooks Wild Mushrooms|
What the hell did I just watch?
What the fuck, Japan?