|Ahriman the Creepy Lurker|
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|Lori and Dori sing a song.|
Honestly, that's a bigger circuit board than I expected it to have.
|The Elm-Chanted Forest: Breakdancing mushrooms in blackface|
So...mushrooms have keytars. And fangs.
Is this from a children's movie or an acid flashback?
|Zero Punctuation - Halo 3|
Halo is Ringworld, but with frat boys masturbating in your ear. And guns, I guess, and an army man who moves slower than a fatty on a Rascal.
I love it when a topic makes mongoloids out themselves.
|Jimmy Dean 1-800 Complaint|
It's that extra four ounces that makes the difference, you see. Twelve doesn't cut it, but when you up it to sixteen, suddenly you can satisfy six hundred pounds of MAN.
It's sort of like that hundredth monkey thing, but with sausage.
|Eagle Grabbing Goat|
Damn, I had no idea an eagle could carry that much weight.
|Coach tells kid how it is|
|Aliens - First Contact|
Bill Paxton, right?
God damn, I need to sleep but now I really want to watch Aliens again. Being a responsible adult blows sometimes.
|Moment of Zen: Let Me Talk!|
But what does it mean? What does it mean? What does it meeeaaaannnn? I want the audience to hear pretty little me and my insightful commentary--that way I can help out the weather nerd!
|Little teeny gun shoots little teeny bullet|
Is he firing bullets in his bedroom?
|Harlan Ellison on Payment|
The thing with Harlan is, right or wrong he's always that same angry gnome with a chip on his shoulder.
|Charmed - Female Domination|
Hey, this is that faggy show TNT runs when they aren't showing Law & Order reruns, right?
|Very Old Folgers Commercial|
I'd say this relationship can only end in a restraining order, but back then the police would've slapped her too.
|Rammstein - Stripped|
Fitting, since Lindemann was considered for inclusion in East Germany's swim team for the '80 Olympics.
|Halloween prank goes horribly wrong|
It's about time someone triggered the fight part of fight or flight with one of these pranks.
|Fox News Focus Group Speaks|
I wish I could believe those lines were spoonfed to the focus group, but I think they really are just that dumb.
|BackUp shotgun rack|
Oh man, all I've got is an in-bed knife sheath. I DONE BEEN ONE-UPPED.
Cool robot, but I get the impression that the announce is going to go home and jerk off to pictures of it.
|Girl attempts to eat a tablespoon of Cinnamon|
Jesus, no kidding. The time to stop laughing and take her discomfort seriously would have been 'round about when she said she couldn't breathe.
Finally! I remember seeing astronauts giving tours of the space shuttle on kid's shows when I was little, and every last one of them would say "and you do NOT want to know how the space toilet works." God damn it, you can't say things like that to a curious six year old and expect him not to wonder.