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Atlas Foundry Explosion - Tacoma, WA 10/6/2007
10/12/07, 04:13
Yep, although it smelled much nicer the last time I drove through. They'll still mug you and leave you bleeding in a ditch there, but at least the air quality has gone up.
Seriously though, would incinerating Tacoma really be that big a loss? |
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Jimmy Clausen for Heisman
09/26/07, 16:40
Ha ha ha, now I'm going to have to start watching college ball. |
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Fatty in slo-mo
08/29/07, 23:41
hahahahahahahahahaha |
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Norman Mailer and Rip Torn fighting on set
08/29/07, 15:40
Well, at least someone got to hit Mailer with a hammer. To bad he didn't hit him harder. |
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Joust Atari 5200 Commercial
08/28/07, 22:11
what the |
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Fat Kid STILL Really Angry at New Smashing Pumpkins CD
08/24/07, 14:39
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Kyokushin karate VS Wing Chun kung fu
08/23/07, 16:55
That, plus he's basically only swinging his arms at the guy, and just sort of slapping his sides at that. I've done just a little Wing Chun punching, but what I learned was focused largely on blitzing right down the other guy's centerline and pummeling his face. Honestly, I wouldn't have known this guy was trying to do Wing Chun if the video hadn't been labeled. He's that bad. |
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Kyokushin karate highlights
08/23/07, 13:55
Interesting, even if the breaking sequences are pure eye candy bullshit.
Also, I'd love to see these guys learn the ultra-secret martial arts technique of punching to the face. |
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Kyokushin karate VS Wing Chun kung fu
08/23/07, 13:48
Agreed. This video is the pussiest display of Wing Chun I have ever seen. |
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The Immortal player deaths (Genesis version)
08/21/07, 06:15
This game fucking rocked, is what.
I had this game for the NES, and after playing it forever I ended up getting stuck at the dragon. Little grade school Ahriman wrote a letter in pencil to Electronic Arts asking them for help, and a week or two later I received a personally written and signed letter from some guy there. EA is still okay in my book. |
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Vending Machine Backflip
08/16/07, 12:37
And that is why you tuck your legs when you flip, boys and girls.
That crack you hear is the sound of a colossal dental bill being born. |
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Indian Mint Commercial
08/16/07, 12:29
Somehow, I don't think knowing what they're saying would make this any less bizarre. |
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Smooth Criminal, as interpreted by Animatronic Pizza Chain Mascots
08/15/07, 14:57
I don't know what the hell those are, but they must be stopped with fire. |
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Furby gets drilled
08/15/07, 14:46
Well, that was uncomfortable. This was definitely filmed as masturbation fuel. |
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Will it Blend - Lighters
08/11/07, 11:05
Tom is a national treasure. |
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Bioshock Trailer
08/08/07, 23:15
Jesus fuck, who the hell greenlighted this one? |
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Brooke Shields doll
08/08/07, 11:10
Oh, what I would give to see what went on in that marketing meeting. |
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Diamonds in the Microwave
07/29/07, 15:10
Man, what a dumb faggot--everyone knows cashew butter makes rubies. |
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How to beat video games - Mine Storm for the Vectrex console.
07/28/07, 21:45
I've always wanted to get a Vectrex, even if it did only have like twenty-some odd games.
This video only reinforces that desire. |
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Babylon 5 - The Drazi Conflict
07/28/07, 20:54
Fuck your mother, green all the way! |
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