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|SNL's Garrett Morris - Gonna Get Me a Shotgun|
Garrett Morris claimed he based this on a talent show (radio or beauty pageant, I'm not sure which) where a white woman started singing "I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the n*ggers I see". Funny (in a hideous way) if it's true.
Also, I wish this video wasn't one of those "point the camera at the TV and use the shitty mike" ones.
|Bill O'Reilly & Mystery of Tides (part deaux)|
Has anyone shopped O'Reilly in Juggalo makeup yet?
FUCKIN' TIDES HOW DO THEY WORK
|Come On-A My House|
Needs a "Ross Bagdasarian" tag?
|Books for Christmas|
Bet you didn't even use lube to get that one out. Just spit and hot snotty tears of shameful excitement.
|Platypus wants a towel.|
Amazing nobody got spurred.
The preload image seems to need a "scat" tag.
|Superman costume from cancelled Tim Burton Superman film|
That would be a pretty neato costume for a Kryptonian (or even a really whacked-out version of Zod). But not for Superman.
(The light show would also look fun at a rave but I bet that costume's way too stiff to dance in.)
|Vlog 2010 03 10 Twilight People news|
I was about to say "Has he lost weight?" and then realized I was confusing Dragonguyver with one of the Drakenfluegel guys (the blonde one-- Kajima, was it?)
What happened to those putzes, anyway?
|Here's a cat hugging a teddy bear|
You're still here?
|Cars 2: New Trailer|
He a) may not have much choice in the matter or b) is using this as a bargaining chip, ie "we put out Cars 2 if you let us put out [weird-sounding personal project]".
|Leslie Nielsen is kind of a jerk.|
You might turn the "Creep Show" tag into "Creepshow" (since that's the film's actual title).
|IF YOU CAN HOLD YOUR BREATH|
If anyone can find a good version of the whole "Something To Tide You Over" segment it'd be great. The only one I could find was part of a larger posting of the movie, resulting in it being split over two parts and including part of "Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill".
|Guess who'se quitting the internet!|
themilkshark: You are nick012000 and I claim my five pounds.
|Winter Rose sings 'As Long As He Needs Me'|
She looks like she lost some weight? No?
|Every Arnold Scream From Every Arnold Movie|
I suppose it's no surprise that there isn't anything from Terminator films.
|Throwing the puppy in the leaves|
I wonder how many of those comments are from cf_hardcore types who get wet whenever someone mentions a kid getting slapped/hit by a car/otherwise messed with.
|Soviet Era puppet number portraying 'Western' music|
Make the characters obnoxious Black or Jewish caricatures and this would probably be a 1930s German piece making fun of jazz.
|Kid Discovers a Pill Bug|
I called them sowbugs when I wasn't calling them "curly bugs".
And what a sweet kid.
|Tea party conservatives explained.|
Nice DERP expression in the preload image.
|Turkey Drop in 30 seconds|
I doubt domestic turkeys can fly. They're bred and fed to be really heavy.