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|All quotes from Portal 2's Fact Sphere|
I get the school dream now and again. I haven't gotten the tooth dream for a while, except around the time I needed a new crown put on.
|Toddlers & Tiaras: 'special juice'|
Do they routinely have to subtitle the kids' speech for incomprehensibility?
Also, I'm a little disturbed in that I was surprised NOT to see some parent shotgunning Red Bull down their little darlin's throat.
these are just for the Barker tag
|a bearded gentleman plays his omstrument|
It's no Oomphalapompatronium.
|A Very Calvin & Hobbes Christmas|
I suspect it's not Bill Watterson who will lay the legal smackdown on this, but Universal Press Syndicate. THEY have the money and the motivation.
|Japanese Alarm Clock|
My old boss at a software company had that same sound chip in a piggy alarm clock. Every so often he'd set it off in his office because it was ridiculous.
|David Attenborough - Wonderful World|
Which is why I hate when Discovery Channel's US releases of Planet Earth et al don't use his narration! Sure, I like Sigourney Weaver but she is no substitute for Attenborough.
|Fox Business: The new Muppets movie is brainwashing your kids|
Hey, they already lit into Fred Rogers; the Muppets would be a cinch after that.
|Sit Down and Shut Up|
I'm partial to Vincent Price's Ratigan, though it's funnier when you hear him purr "My dear girl..." before getting angry.
|Peter Popoff's Miracle Manna|
Gah, this scumfucker's still in business 25 years after the Tonight Show expose?
|The Learning Channel does special on couple that are virgins|
Obligatory Onion link:
|Americans don't believe America is awesome anymore|
This isn't an ONN thing, huh?
|60's Batman - Riddler steals a book|
@cognitive: It does seem a pity that even the Brave and the Bold cartoon couldn't work in more than a wordless cameo. (I think the only TV villain they used was King Tut.)
|The Virgin Diaries|
Seems obligatory to post this link:
|Occupy Bahrain: Saw 7, Let it spread +18|
Spastic: Cena's probably already jizzed on the video full of dead people. The trolling is during the refractory period.
|Dog as filmed by a camera on a stick|
The Dead Kennedys' cover of "Rawhide" goes unusually well with this.
|The receding 9 year old|
He looks like Oliver Wendell Jones.
|John DiMaggio as The Joker|
When did Dick van Dyke voice the Joker?
|OWS Oakland - Officer throws flashbang into crowd tending to injured protester|
You sound grouchy. Wife not giving head anymore?
|House of the Long Shadows (entire film)|
Vincent Price, in an interview I'm hard-pressed to find now, said that the film was meant to be a black comedy but that it was badly edited in an attempt to make it a more straight-up horror film (and added flat-out that the editor was stupid). The time I saw it my feeling was that the editing basically meant handing over more screentime to Desi Arnaz Jr,. who is NOT the reason anyone would want to watch this to begin with.
It had a terrific movie poster, a copy of which graces the wall of my front room.