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|For The Record: CPA Birther|
Well, he certainly sounded dumb, but there were all these convincing "whooshing" noises...
|Snowmobile Crash Down Mountain|
Yeah, that threw me... it doesn't look that steep when he is driving up it. I guess that's why the engine sounds like it is kicking out a lot of power.
A great work of art never wears out its welcome.
Nice job, kids.
|911 call of kid set on fire by bullies|
This particular 911 guy sounds like a useless asshole.
|Autistic Reporter: Train Unharmed In Crash That Kills One Man|
Gavin is not autistic.
|Soldier's hat shot off|
I bet he does well in the barracks poker games.
|Seth Meyers WH Correspondents Dinner: Part 2|
"You'd like that guy", and Obama enthusiastically agrees.
|Bizarre Asian Sex Machine (nsfw)|
That seems like a really narrow range of height adjustment.
Also, this barely needs to be said, but it needs to have motorcycle-style handlebars with the controls integrated into the throttle, brakes, horn, etc. Obviously.
|Obama on Trump|
Sweet. But I guess The Donald can grin and bear it while thinking of how his latest flirt with politics must be improving his bottom line.
|Dennis Miller calls for Julian Assange to be murdered by the CIA|
He needs to up the ante and there's nowhere to go. He's stuck now like Ann Coulter in that respect... what controversial shit can they say next to keep their careers afloat another month or two? No one with any sense cares, and rightly so.
He said the same thing back on 12/1/10, and no one gave him any attention then, either:
"If Assange keeps this up, that's why poison-tipped bumbershoots were invented. I think they should off him just because he's a pale dweeb."
He also dissed former President Carter, who had said something uncomplimentary about Fox News around that time...
"He had the worst presidency ever, then in 1995 he went to North Korea and got played like an Amish preacher in a game of gin rummy on a Washington Wizards charter flight. He had the worst presidency of modern times, so he's trying to make his après-presidency even worse so he looks like a genius when he was in office. I loathe the guy - you were a horrible president, Jimmy, and you're a crazy old man. You're Rip Taylor without the confetti."
I used to like Miller back when I was a teenager; still have a CD of "Rants" around here someplace. But, man, is he a sad sack of shit now.
|Obama speaks on releasing his birth certificate.|
Dennis Miller on O'Reilly last night said the president was "obstinate", and that is why he did not release it before now. "That's all this is. He doesn't like to be told what to do."
He also called Obama "thin-skinned". (See Bort, lots of ways to get around saying "uppity".)
Oh, then he called for Julian Assange to be murdered by the CIA.
I guess my point is that Dennis Miller is still a cunthole.
|Wannabe Rapper Passes Out After 1 Hit|
Dude needs to get his blood pressure checked.
|The Cat, which occupies the bed.|
Mostly for the comments.
|Norm MacDonald - 'Me Doing Stand-Up'|
Frank's clearly not getting his shirt back.
|Chrysler's commercial about how awful Detroit is.|
They told him he'd be driving a 300C, then they stuck him in a Sebring. You'd be crying, too.
|San Antone - Clever, Obscene (for 1962), kind of Racist/Sexist, charming Vintage Cajun Swamp pop|
NOT FOR AIR PLAY.
|Government Shutdown! Crisis! Terror! wait, nevermind|
So many great lines.
|5 Second Films - Forgotten Hero|
And he should have thrown the grenade into an enemy fox hole and then fell on it.
|Rise of the Planet of the Apes: Trailer|
"Conquest of the Planet of the Apes implies that Caesar started the Ape rebellion; however, this is a temporal paradox, as Caesar is the child of two of the talking apes from the 40th-century future, a future that resulted from the Ape rebellion. Specifically, Caesar's existence creates a predestination paradox and an ontological paradox."
I think they just took out the time travel aspect so they could release it in China.
|Husky kid in diaper flips out|
Mom's slapping him in the face here:
Yet all she can manage to do is repeatedly murmur "turn it off...turn it off" at the older brother.
I hope she makes good on her threat to call the cops and they get tipped off to these videos.