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Bungee sledding.
01/07/11, 18:54 Stars Russia's enthusiastic disregard for even the most basic of safety precautions or common sense. |
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Mel Gibson thinks you are a cunt whore and wants your kidneys.
01/03/11, 13:52 Just picture him saying this through an adorable puppet. |
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Another contender for worst porn ever
01/02/11, 16:32 You don't even know how to suck a dick. Do it like in the magazines. Do it like in the magazines. |
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Elemental vampire
12/19/10, 22:12 It did seem to leave a dent, at least. |
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Capitalism = Longer Life
12/19/10, 22:03 That's what's interesting. 'Capitalism' as such is not even remotely under threat today. Just look at Red China. So, what is actually being defended here? |
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Why the Blue Ranger left 'The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers'
10/07/10, 20:42 One of the characters you portray in your delightful one man show? |
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Steven Seagal featuring Lady Saw - Strut
09/23/10, 16:08 Oh jesus. Why would Lady Saw do this? Did he threaten her family? |
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The most pretentious movie trailer I have ever seen.
09/22/10, 23:04 Officially writing 'Xenocide+poetv 4ever' in a big crayon heart. |
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Give Him Some Milk
09/21/10, 03:59 God fucking bless PCP. |
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Judge Judy--Goth Girl Loses Cat to Ex-Boyfriend, Has Emotional Breakdown
09/19/10, 06:12 The brunette in the audience his left has really nice facial bone structure, but she sort of looks like a bitch. The blond on his left just looks sort of boring, but, she also looks like she might be really reliable to compensate. Like, if you're assaulting hospital personnel trying to determine your blood alcohol level they could call her at 4am and she would come in to talk you down, and then she wouldn't even hold it over your head for years.
And since it's not really a real courtroom, he's not legally a bailiff. But I do find his ironic detachment from the whole process strangely inciting. |
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Cartoon Network's downfall!
09/19/10, 05:35 A summary: CHANGE BAD MANCHILD HATE
The sheer number of reasons why this guy is a gunt is worthy of stars. |
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Never Get Ahead
09/18/10, 22:49 Her gawkyness is part of her charm. |
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Cami Secret: Controllable Cleavage
09/11/10, 21:02 Yes, this wouldn't be a problem for 11 year olds. |
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Cami Secret: Controllable Cleavage
09/11/10, 21:01 'terrorist' is now a verb. If you disagree with this usage, I will terrorist you so hard. SO hard. |
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Budweiser reminds you to never forget 9/11.
09/11/10, 20:53 Fuck.
Yeah... America. |
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Budweiser reminds you to never forget 9/11.
09/11/10, 20:52 AMERICA EATS TRAGEDY AND SHITS STUPID SOULLESS COMMERCIAL BULLSHIT and pisses something remarkably similar to budweiser. |
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Am I a pretty girl, mama?
09/09/10, 14:17 Sexy + sick sense of humor... yes please. |
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Those 7 year olds who danced to Single Ladies have another routine
09/04/10, 14:39 You are a beautiful flower. Never let anyone tell you different. |
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A criminal matter
09/04/10, 01:01 Are those facepaintings, or are those tattoos? Please tell me those are tattoos.
Cops reaction after 'super nigger nigger' is worth many, many stars. |
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Very eccentric witness describes a convenience store robbery.
09/04/10, 00:52 Did she just indicate that her amigos pretended to be dead after an armed robbery just to fuck with her? HAHA you thought we were shot.
...ok yeah I would totally do that if I was her friend. |
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