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GLEECAP! 'Glee' School Shooting Episode
04/13/13, 20:57
I'm sure this was done solely to write Jane Lynch off the show, so she can host a game show based on drunken party games:
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/nbc-orders-hollywood-game-show-423524
It might be the best career move Jane Lynch has ever made. |
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WWE Everybody Dance Now
04/11/13, 18:23
Wright, Smiley, and La Parka dance to WCW No Limit, which WWE likes to pretend is inferior to WWE Everybody Dance Now. |
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How to kill off a soap opera character
04/09/13, 16:43
Leland got the goldmine. Rosalind got the shaft. |
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Our Weekly Gong Show: 3/28/13
04/03/13, 17:14
Charles Gordon's Tom Lehrer cover.
Also, needs the Unknown Comic tag. |
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The Professional: Golgo 13 - Gold and Silver
04/01/13, 15:31
Duke Togo makes grenades work any fucking way he wants them to. |
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Gravity Falls - Boss Mabel
04/01/13, 13:56
I'm not sure Gravity Falls would exist if Disney wasn't actively fishing for former Cartoon Network talents. Disney wouldn't have even touched Gravity Falls and Motorcity a decade ago, when the main focus was a) "tween" girls, and b) using shitty sitcoms as a vehicle for manufacturing new "teen stars."
Without the ratings, I get the feeling Disney would write Gravity Falls off, like it did Motorcity. I didn't think Motorcity was great, certainly not as good as Gravity Falls, but Motorcity looked like a lot of effort was put into the background design and animation. GF and Motorcity are shows I wish CN was doing, but CN seems to be happy with Gumball and Johnny Test, so whatever. |
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The Robot Fighting League
03/28/13, 17:05
Part of Syfy's strategy, at this point, is to let Canadians shit out the content. The remainder, I assume, is filled with reality shows and wrestling. |
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Waking up with Enzo the Tiger
03/27/13, 22:24
I'm sure this man is perfecting a serum that will allow Enzo to stand upright, and talk.
I also expect a child in a subway to be whisked away to the Rock of Eternity. |
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InAPPropriate Comedy - trailer
03/27/13, 12:50
Does this film feature Joey Ramone's corpse being exhumed and raped? 'cause you're halfway there, movie. |
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Bee Movie - Bee Larry King
03/26/13, 19:58
I don't blame Seinfeld for this. I blame Saturday Night Live for this. Most of the SNL Bees sketches were just Lorne Michaels deliberately ignoring an NBC memo. Bee Movie, by comparison, is too earnest with those "bees = oppressed minorities" jokes. |
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Lou Piniella's Unique Choice in Metaphor
03/24/13, 11:34
I'm surprised Piniella didn't compare John Farrell to a wife-beater. |
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Planes trailer
03/21/13, 17:45
This trailer could have used more appropriate music...
...like Slayer's "Dead Skin Mask." |
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Minecraft - Beetle Juice
03/21/13, 12:07
This honestly wouldn't look out of place in the cartoon itself. |
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Awful CGI Cinderella Movie
03/20/13, 18:54
I can't help but think this Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa reboot misses the point. |
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Inspector Gadget - Italian Intro
03/18/13, 12:46
Say what you will about this theme, but any time Haim Saban and Shuki Levy are denied song royalties, I'm fine with that. |
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Batman the Animated Series: Heart of Ice
03/17/13, 12:31
I've always been partial to "The Demon's Quest." Ra's plan was to reboot most of the earth, at the cost of two-plus billion lives. Ra's also constantly cheats death. Those are things a lesser show would make hammy as hell, especially since eco-awareness cartoons were still prevalent.
Tying into Mr. Freeze, I'm surprised the DC cartoons haven't adapted Nora Fries' becoming Lazara yet. For DC's sake, I hope that never happens. |
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elvis presley 2000 year old statue
03/13/13, 17:52
That statue has convinced me to be ready...
FOR THE WORLD THAT'S COMING! |
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AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
03/11/13, 18:51
I eagerly await a Bobcat Goldthwait remake. |
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How Vanna White organizes her yarn
03/06/13, 16:58
Vanna White's main job consists of little more than pressing a Sony touchscreen, clapping for effect, and listening to Pat Sajak rant off-camera about how Obama will drive America into financial ruin. After thirty years, I imagine she's trained herself to pretend anything else is more exciting. |
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An actual episode of The Big Bang Theory
03/02/13, 19:20
I'd rather have BBT be written by the soccer mom and Redditor. BBT writers remind me of Bobby Bittman tailoring his jokes to them basement-dwelling liberry lovers. |
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