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|1981 Underoos Commercial|
I'm so glad there's no young boy singing about The Thing in his Underoos.
|vedeo game: banjo kazooie|
Allen Ludden's nightmares.
|Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Walks Face First Into TV Camera|
It's like a metaphor for the dignified way Ford runs Toronto.
|School bus pumped full of 6,000 bullets|
I wonder what a Russia Today set pumped full of 6,000 conspiracy theorists would...oh, right.
|GLEECAP! 'Glee' School Shooting Episode|
I'm sure this was done solely to write Jane Lynch off the show, so she can host a game show based on drunken party games:
It might be the best career move Jane Lynch has ever made.
|WWE Everybody Dance Now|
Wright, Smiley, and La Parka dance to WCW No Limit, which WWE likes to pretend is inferior to WWE Everybody Dance Now.
|How to kill off a soap opera character|
Leland got the goldmine. Rosalind got the shaft.
|Our Weekly Gong Show: 3/28/13|
Charles Gordon's Tom Lehrer cover.
Also, needs the Unknown Comic tag.
|The Professional: Golgo 13 - Gold and Silver|
Duke Togo makes grenades work any fucking way he wants them to.
|Gravity Falls - Boss Mabel|
I'm not sure Gravity Falls would exist if Disney wasn't actively fishing for former Cartoon Network talents. Disney wouldn't have even touched Gravity Falls and Motorcity a decade ago, when the main focus was a) "tween" girls, and b) using shitty sitcoms as a vehicle for manufacturing new "teen stars."
Without the ratings, I get the feeling Disney would write Gravity Falls off, like it did Motorcity. I didn't think Motorcity was great, certainly not as good as Gravity Falls, but Motorcity looked like a lot of effort was put into the background design and animation. GF and Motorcity are shows I wish CN was doing, but CN seems to be happy with Gumball and Johnny Test, so whatever.
|The Robot Fighting League|
Part of Syfy's strategy, at this point, is to let Canadians shit out the content. The remainder, I assume, is filled with reality shows and wrestling.
|Waking up with Enzo the Tiger|
I'm sure this man is perfecting a serum that will allow Enzo to stand upright, and talk.
I also expect a child in a subway to be whisked away to the Rock of Eternity.
|InAPPropriate Comedy - trailer|
Does this film feature Joey Ramone's corpse being exhumed and raped? 'cause you're halfway there, movie.
|Bee Movie - Bee Larry King|
I don't blame Seinfeld for this. I blame Saturday Night Live for this. Most of the SNL Bees sketches were just Lorne Michaels deliberately ignoring an NBC memo. Bee Movie, by comparison, is too earnest with those "bees = oppressed minorities" jokes.
|Lou Piniella's Unique Choice in Metaphor|
I'm surprised Piniella didn't compare John Farrell to a wife-beater.
This trailer could have used more appropriate music...
...like Slayer's "Dead Skin Mask."
|Minecraft - Beetle Juice|
This honestly wouldn't look out of place in the cartoon itself.
|Awful CGI Cinderella Movie|
I can't help but think this Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa reboot misses the point.
|Inspector Gadget - Italian Intro|
Say what you will about this theme, but any time Haim Saban and Shuki Levy are denied song royalties, I'm fine with that.
|Batman the Animated Series: Heart of Ice|
I've always been partial to "The Demon's Quest." Ra's plan was to reboot most of the earth, at the cost of two-plus billion lives. Ra's also constantly cheats death. Those are things a lesser show would make hammy as hell, especially since eco-awareness cartoons were still prevalent.
Tying into Mr. Freeze, I'm surprised the DC cartoons haven't adapted Nora Fries' becoming Lazara yet. For DC's sake, I hope that never happens.