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|Father of the Pride opening|
The only thing Father of the Pride is successful at is making me appreciate God, the Devil, and Bob more. I mean, I didn't like GtD&B, but at least that show had some ambition.
|Bill Burr on Yoko Ono's horrific mangling of music|
I'd take Themetta "Toddy" Suggs over both Yoko and Linda. I think Suggs has been married to Berry for over sixty years, despite the fact Berry could (and often did) have any woman he wanted. She must have some interesting stories.
|Wayne Lapierre's Official NRA Response to the Connecticut Shooting|
Another two-decade-old cultural reference that should be blamed for school shootings? Nine Inch Nails' "Big Man with a Gun," 'cause Trent Reznor's scary music is evil, and could corrupt a new generation of children.
Also, Body Count's "Cop Killer," for that burst of nostalgia.
|Whale imitates human speech|
Noc seems to love those S.W.A.T. reruns.
|Visionaries - Dawn of the Sun Imps|
It's one thing to imitate Rankin-Bass' ThunderTigerSilverHawksSharksCats formula, quite another to overlay that with Sunbow's insane writing.
|Alvin and the Chipmunks 80s Opening|
That theme song is full of forward-looking statements the show doesn't even come close to achieving.
|Steroids to the Max!|
DEVASTATION OF FAKE MUSCULATION
|The Addams Family 90's Cartoon Intro|
Once Turner bought Hanna-Barbera, H-B actually started to give a shit about what it produced. Granted, that was happening a few years before Turner in a completely half-assed manner, but it's a visible quality jump from Tom and Jerry Kids, to this.
|The Little Flying Bears|
I remember The Little Flying Bears airing in an early-Sunday-morning timeslot, on Global. I also recall three years between the copyright date, and the year LFB actually aired. When Canada holds off on airing filler purely meant to appease Canadian content regulations, there's something wrong.
|Manhood Academy: The Principles That Govern Social Interaction|
I'm glad Manhood Academy told me what punk rock is really like. I always assumed The Ramones ran themselves as an organization, enforcing a dress code and constantly touring. I had no idea that they were, in truth, so disorganized.
|JPMorgan Chase Thanksgiving commercial|
I'm glad JPMorgan Chase understands the importance of rock and roll. If there's one thing the financial industries embody, it's the spirit of race music.
|World Bodybuilding Federation: Jim Quinn |
WHAT A MAN!...EUVER!
|Rob Liefeld lectures on character design.|
Liefeld missed deadlines in the mid-1990s. He was the worst at deadlines when he was part of Image Comics, and during that abortive attempt to repurpose unused Captain America artwork and stories as "Fighting American."
Liefeld should have become a sales agent. His skills in that field are miles beyond his "artwork" and "writing."
|A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! (full)|
In one of the recent Fairly OddParents cartoons, Timmy Turner secretly prevented his entire town from aging fifty years ago. FOP gets off on making Timmy a literal manchild.
|He-Man was a Nazi|
Fabulous secret powers were revealed to Hitler the day he held aloft the Hand of Wotan, and said "BY THE POWER OF ASGARD! I HAVE THE POWER!"
|Beavis and Butthead: Tripping Daisy|
I prefer the Stone Temple Pilots ripoff of this song.
I hate myself for admitting that.
|Real Life Yugioh Duel|
I don't care if it is live-action. "Real life" and "Yu-Gi-Oh! duel" can never co-exist in the same sentence.
|Explosive Demolition- 2002 Best Building Implosions |
Nothing truly classes up a building implosion like C. King Palmer's 'Holiday Playtime':
|The Future of Star Wars Movies |
Fuck Star Wars. I want to see Disney do something with Maniac Mansion.
|SCTV: 3-D House of Beef|
What? Did the interns forget the Count Floyd tag or something?
Tag! A...a...a DEATH TAG! Don't let those kids in the schoolyard touch you! Ooh! Frightening!