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Competitive Ear Pulling
07/07/11, 19:39
High rates of alcoholism and suicide, you say? Huh. |
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Machine of Total Annihilation
06/13/11, 20:44
The key might be in the introduction, where the shredder is referred to as a "Muffin Monster."
There was a Dirty Jobs where they cleaned out a sewage pumping station, I believe in Colorado. Sewage entered deep in a pit, and was shredded and conveyed up to be sent further on its way. The shredder was referred to as the "Muffin Monster," ostensibly for the "muffins" of solids that would build up on top of the unit. |
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Old man interrupts interview to share his insights
06/01/11, 22:09
I took two years of Cat in high school, but we never covered past tense. Could someone explain what he's saying? |
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Dik-diks sparring
05/20/11, 23:00
Dik-diks! Closely related to giraffes, dik-diks are monogamous and mate for life. If you spot one dik-dik, its mate is likely only a few feet away. They mark their territory with numerous little dung piles, so they're probably not the best pets.
We saw dik-diks in Lake Manyara National Park, and those adorable little beasts were the second-most awesome thing we saw there, behind only the 5-minute baboon fight in some trees. |
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GG Allin and Tesco Vee Bobblehead Commercial
05/20/11, 22:36
I started collecting the whole set. One down, three to go. |
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China Sewer Cooking Oil
05/08/11, 22:04
An hour later, you're hungry again.
Because gastrointestinal illness has destroyed your intestinal walls. |
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Robot catches balls and makes coffee
05/04/11, 22:11
First we teach it to catch, then throw, then bat, and then it learns to hold out during training camp while it renegotiates its contract.
But first we should teach it to catch WITH BOTH HANDS. FUNDAMENTALS, DAMN IT. |
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Autistic Reporter: Train Unharmed In Crash That Kills One Man
05/04/11, 17:11
Agreed. It should be a Reporter on the Autism Spectrum. We're using people-first language now. |
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Miley Cyrus covers 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'
05/02/11, 21:58
This song came out before she was conceived. |
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Obama's Speech on Osama Bin Laden's Death
05/02/11, 08:42
His name is Ayman al-Zawahiri and day-to-day & strategic control of al Qaeda has been shifting into his hands for quite a while. Additionally, al Qaeda has also been transitioning from a centrally-controlled organization (to the extent that it ever was) to a loose group of independent, but affiliated organizations (al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, Lashkar-e-Taiba or whatever they're calling themselves now, the essentially defunct al Qaeda in Iraq, etc.).
This has been told in news articles and commentary, in the main-stream media no less, for the past decade. Because this now is a big story, yes, it will play big in the news for the coming weeks. If it seems to you to be new and contrived to keep us in perpetual war LIEK RIGHT OUT OF 1984 WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!1!, that is because you are inattentive.
Eliminating Osama bin Laden is a good thing. As Obama notes, we have killed many in al Qaeda's leadership structure, and removing the leader -- even if he was only symbolically the leader -- hurts their morale and boosts ours. He may become a martyr, but he's no longer sending minions to kill innocent civilians.
Politics doesn't enter into it, on either side. Obama approving a raid to eliminate a terrorist is an action any good President would take. It doesn't mean that Republicans are bone-headed strategists that can't do anything right, and it doesn't require sophistry to downplay the contributions of the Democratic administration in this action.
There'll be plenty of time for that later. We're still about a year and a half out from the 2012 election. |
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NCIS - I'm being hacked!
04/21/11, 20:17
I ourtienly share my kybeord wiht seeomon esel . ONce you get teh hryhtm dwon i'ts eas yas ju sttyping by yoursefl. |
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Sawing a woman in half
04/21/11, 08:00
As the one guy is showing the audience the clear (top) of the upper-half box, at 1:20 you can see that the bottom-half box has the black pants painted on before he puts the box over her legs.
And here I thought magic was real! |
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Police, as portrayed by the Mortal Kombat franchise
04/20/11, 08:10
For you. |
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Chet shows Giantbomb the Valve office
04/16/11, 21:54
I'm confused as to how anyone thought this would be visually interesting, or that there would be a place "where the magic happens." They're making video games. That involves people sitting quietly at a computer typing or in a conference room discussing minutiae. That's the magic.
It's an office job with a neat end result. That's all. |
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Peacock spider
04/15/11, 19:42
In Spider-markings, his abdomen reads:
"2BR Apts to Rent from $1100" |
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Denny's Baconalia commercial
04/13/11, 17:52
Yeah, toast-fucking. The new thing where you fuck or get fucked by toast. |
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ECW Ring Collapse
04/12/11, 19:31
Kevin Greene jersey, smart enough to get off the ring before it collapses. Go Steelers! |
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28 People Trapped In Elevator
04/12/11, 17:51
Did they try pushing the button 100 times really fast? I find that usually helps. |
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iPad vs. Kindle: Battle for the Most Dangerous Electronic Device in the World
04/10/11, 15:19
As an RF Engineer, I can vouch for the veracity of everything he says. We take care to ensure optimal Earth Antioxidant Electrical Nutrition in all of our products.
I have also sewn several grounding pads to various parts of my body to ensure my life essences are not polluted by dirty EMFs and voltages in the lab. |
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Obama's Fake Family Photo
04/09/11, 15:30
Birthers successfully convince more and more people to stop believing in Barack Obama. At the 1983 Columbia Spring Bash, Barack begins to fade out and screw up the bass line for "After the Love is Gone." Meanwhile, in present times, Joe Biden is President and enacts a comprehensive single-payer health-care system by noogie-ing all of the Republican congressmen until they vote for it. Later, President Biden enforces a draconian anti-illegal immigration measure, known as the "Make like a tree and get outta here" executive order. |
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