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Alien v. Coffe Machine
03/09/09, 13:08
What a coincidence. This just made me spit out my coffee.
Bravo, excellent delivery. |
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This is how you celebrate scoring a point in ping pong
03/09/09, 09:02
HAH!!
Nobody ruin the punchline, it's a good one. |
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Turtle on shoe action
03/09/09, 08:33
That noise will never fail to make me snicker. |
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DOOM on the TI-83+
03/09/09, 08:29
[Smiley face] |
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Sound of jelly wobbling recorded for the first time.
03/08/09, 18:24
Oh man, when it cuts away at the end to the NewScientist logo cracks me up every time. |
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Anime characters covering London's Burning by The Clash
03/06/09, 21:42
I seek Nocty's advice.
Until then, 5, Fave... |
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Broken Pixels Season 2 Episode 3 : Metal Wolf Chaos
03/05/09, 08:38
Fire Lincoln Rockets!
I'd sign that petition. |
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Cyriak - MOO
03/04/09, 14:19
UFO scans cows
UFO steals cows
Aliens study cows
Aliens clone cows
Cows mutate and destroy UFO
Cow-spawn wreak mayhem downtown
Aliens in UFOs fight back
Before dying mutant alien cow plugs into an earthling building
Earthlings build a giant robo-cow
Robo-cow hacks the aliens' UFO
Robo-cow rides aliens' UFO
Aliens open up interdimentional gateway
Aliens drill earth
Robo-cow enters orbit on alien' UFO
Robo-cow destroys interdimentional turntable arm with luna
Robo-cow destoyed the earth in order to save it from aliens and UFOs
Do I have this right? |
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The Joker and Harley Quinn
03/04/09, 13:09
That chirp at 3:51 and 5:56 and again at 7:27.
Thanks Bruce Timm and Paul Dini. |
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Scout Misc/Invincible Taunts
03/04/09, 12:29
:3
Wanananananananana! |
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Half Life: Hero Beggining
03/04/09, 11:02
The original was based off honest to god fanfiction.
This is an imitation of the brilliance that was FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES. |
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Star Trek: The Best of Both Worlds
03/04/09, 10:43
Starfleet: You start the job as a red shirted ensign, and if you're fortunate enough to climb the ranks all the way to the top, you end your career... ...as a red shirted admiral. |
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Harley Quinn sings a torch song
03/04/09, 10:37
Didn't Harley end up moving in with Ivy? I seem to recall Harley ending up moving in with Ivy. I recall this because of all the awesome pin-ups that came along with it. Let's find some clips of Harley and Ivy. Let's do that. I'd like to do that. |
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Soul Sonic Force -- Renegades Of Funk
03/03/09, 23:59
I don't think I need an explanation for why this is here, you owe me one for why it isn't. |
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Mormon pickup lines
03/03/09, 21:17
You know that video with the news guy who talks to the father whos son got mauled by a dog? And compares said mauling to how a ref calls plays?
I am gaping like a guppy. My jaw has unhinged, plunged through the earth, and popped up somewhere in China, like a two kilometer tall maypole with stubble and teeth at the top. This is some kind of amazingly breathtakingly insightful video right here, yes indeed. |
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Buddhist monks chanting the 'Lotus Sutra'
03/03/09, 21:11
It's like Underworld, remixed by one of those Squarepusher / Autechre / Venetian Snares type groups,... but a capella.
With Dr. Teeth dubbed in.
Holy shit this is awesome. If you play it low, and if you play your instrument of choice over it, it makes a good metronome. Thought I'd point that out. |
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TF2: The new Scout domination lines
03/03/09, 18:58
When do you get these? How?
I have ideas about how. I could have sworn at one point in Dustbowl, I Uber HWGuy'd enough people in a hallway to get the heavy to sing a "DOO DOO DOOO" song, and laugh, and say some stuff I don't remember, and it must have lasted thirteen or so long seconds. I need to dig up the voice files, where ever they're stored in the Steam folders. |
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UnbeWeaveable
03/03/09, 18:42
So what the hell do people who have hair anywhere less wirey or finer than a particularly dark skinned Indian's coif have to do to get a kevlar helmet out of extruded dead skin cells? Shelac? Time and labor intensive micro-weaves with layered pomade?
Wait, what am I thinking..
DEAR MYTHBUSTERS, |
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Helicopter Close Call on "Ship"
03/03/09, 18:24
I'm glad you asked! Here is 9 Lives week, summed up in one video.
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=9021
Also, this guy is so ridiculously fortunate. Tail rotor must've been two meters or so away. For all the good that ducking and dodging would've done him if he was hit, going overboard mightn't be the best of ideas either, in pitching choppy seas; it looks cold as fuck too. Nice going prone on almost-cuisinart'd guy though. |
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Star Trek TNG:That Jean-Luc Picard
03/03/09, 18:08
It's the break-off point of the comedy, kind of like... kind of what happens when that british marshall struts into a Monty Python sketch and declares it silly, or that "And now for something completely different" quote however it goes. As if the previous things you were laughing at were a token offering from the high-brow to placate the slobs in the audience going "hyuk," followed by a resumption of your previous broadcast viewing.
I think it's called timing. |
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