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Ulillillia Goes Swimming
12/05/08, 10:58
This is Ulillillia's world, and it's nothing more than an abstract simulation being run entirely within his own mind. The rest of us are just constructs and artifacts.
When he dies, the whole of existance goes with him. Much like Johnny, after his unfortunate accident with the gun attached to the motion sensor servo-arm attached to the telephone. |
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Roundest Object in the World
12/05/08, 10:41
See, CONTEXT is what keeps this from being boring. Sure, it is still technically a yawn, but this effects everybody on the planet who measure things, making it An Important Thing(C). |
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Astronaut loses toolbag in Grease-gun incident
12/05/08, 10:26
All of a sudden my guts are churning.
Perspective is a beautiful and terrifying thing. |
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Sliding on Water!
12/05/08, 10:23
Ghost ride the waterbird!
I live around the San Joaquin Delta; I'd take a hit to the disposable income to try one of these next summer. |
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Kyokushin Karate VS Fat
12/05/08, 10:11
This comment is funnier so far than the rest of the comments combined. Rizzo is the most awesome Comedy Straight Man anybody could ask for, the quintessential Abbott to oddeye's Costello.
Also, watching that dude drop is great. |
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The Art Of Hell
12/05/08, 09:51
Seriously, they've elevated trolling to a level on which it has ACTUAL MEANING. It is art, they're awesome, and their reasoning is totally cogent. |
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Is this the craziest anti-Obama radio show?
12/05/08, 09:40
Words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words words.
It just blurs on the ears. |
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No Hair?
12/05/08, 09:30
Five just for 0:48. The eyes, dear lord the eyes. |
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Black Dynamite meets Barry
12/05/08, 09:19
DON'T EVER SAY YOU WANNA BE LIKE BLACK DYNAMITE! NOW CAN YOU DIG IT?! |
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Walrus plays the saxophone
12/05/08, 09:16
A million times yes. |
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Creeps
12/05/08, 09:04
"Is this your hundred dollar bill?"
Fuck, that one might actually work. |
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Masturbating Dog
12/04/08, 19:18
"I think he's a gay dog" |
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Lego Batman and Indiana Jones
12/04/08, 17:58
I can almost hear Cap'n giggling like a schoolgirl from here. |
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POGS RULE
12/04/08, 17:39
The OJ Simpson Slammer with him behind bars was my all-time favorite. |
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Pugs love toilet paper
12/04/08, 17:31
I can't wait to see that tag get linked. And the video that comes with it. |
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Dog Risks Life To Save His Friend
12/04/08, 17:24
:( Made me incredibly sad. |
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The Montauk Project, Osiris, and The Rendezvous with Rama
12/04/08, 17:04
I... |
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Dream Phone: Unstable Ex-Boyfriend Edition
12/04/08, 16:41
Don't worry, he sits in a chair and stays awake all night just watching. No harm. |
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Hollywood Director Attack Ads
12/04/08, 12:05
I don't get the last one. |
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Puppy runs in his sleep
12/04/08, 11:40
That is just too damn adorable. I (heart) Dosgs. |
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