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Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising
10/23/08, 07:03 I agree, stop not appreciating things, lozeau. |
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Mom, dad, I have something to tell you
10/23/08, 06:53 Black bears (HEART) Germany! |
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The History of Numberwang
10/23/08, 06:42 HEY XIPHIAS!
TRY LASERS! At the very least you'll end up with a cool silhouette! |
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Yealow Submaryan
10/23/08, 03:54 This is what Earth Television looks like to the aliens.
The BIZARRO aliens. |
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firetruck crash
10/23/08, 03:44 Seriously, same here. Portal O' has a grand history of Not Fucking Telling You What To Expect. You have to use imaginitive descriptions to lure us in for the collision. Don't just throw it out there.
On the other hand, I know what to search-term for if I want to see GTA firetruck collision physics. |
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the original invention
10/23/08, 03:40 Just skip to 0:55.
You're tapdancing on thin tightropes, DST. |
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John McCain is a socialist
10/23/08, 03:37 Video editing software has allowed everyone with a keyboard, mouse, PC, montor, and internet, to take anything and everything out of context.
Videos like this make me think things like, "Fuck you internet, you went and raided the 4th estate, and fucked it up for everyone who actually gave a shit." |
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Who's on First? Typography
10/23/08, 03:31 Y E S |
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Kid 2 years old, kills dad with gun!!!
10/23/08, 03:24 Oh, dammit, now I have to go and google for this thing in another window.
Yeah, that's not quite the scene I was expecting, but the fact that it was at some happy marriage dance party just totally made it work.
And I can now say "OH HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! There are some Big Boy Toys which Allah EXPRESSLY FORBIDS children from holding. TAKE NOTE, SOUTH; YOUR OWN INBRED OFFSPRING COULD BE PLANNING YOUR DEMISE!" |
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ZERO?!
10/16/08, 13:23 VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL?! |
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Johnny Cash - Get Rhythm
10/16/08, 12:50 A jumpy rhythm makes you feel so fine
It'll shake all the troubles from your worried mind
Get rhythm when you get the blues
A Little shoeshine boy never gets low down
But he's got the dirtiest job in town
Bendin' low at the peoples' feet
On the windy corner of the dirty street
Well, I asked him while he shined my shoes
How'd he keep from gettin' the blues
He grinned as he raised his little head
Popped a shoeshine rag and then he said
Get rhythm when you get the blues
Hey, get rhythm when you get the blues
It only costs a dime, just a nickel a shoe
Does a million dollars worth of good for you
Get rhythm when you get the blues
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Imperial March - Darth Vader's Theme
10/16/08, 08:35 Booyah! |
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"The Life Aquatic" Shootout
10/16/08, 08:30 Favorite.
"Look out hooooney cuz' I'm usin' technology!"
Thank goodness Bill Murrey wasn't captain of a ship carting Russian tanks in pirate waters. |
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Creedence Clearwater Revival - Bad Moon Rising
10/16/08, 07:58 I SEE TROUBLE ON THE WAY |
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ZERO?!
10/16/08, 00:35 Wow, that is some DEEP historical Vietnam media comedy commenting, right there.
(See, there was this guy, he was a hostage, and when he was on camera, he blinked a Morse code message, sending information on his where-abouts to the U.S, or something) |
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Lynyrd Skynyrd - Saturday Night Special
10/16/08, 00:32 Live, motherfuckers! |
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La Pequeña Sarah Palin
10/15/08, 23:52 YOU MISSED IT!!
SHE IS READING A NEWSPAPER!! HAHAHAHA!!
PALIN IS ALWAYS READING THE NEWSPAPERS! ALL OF THEM!! |
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More Palin mob, this time with racial slurs!
10/15/08, 20:05 I didn't watch the video, I just listened to the audio. To save my sanity.
My stomach churns with dripping, acidic contempt. |
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MUTHA TRUCKAS
10/15/08, 20:00 What is this nonsense?! |
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Obama Explains Tax Plan to Small Business Owner
10/15/08, 19:57 Sorry guys, I respectfully disagree.
No jetpack.
No rocket shoes.
No giant robot.
I vote that he hops in a totally souped-up 70's hotrod, black, with a garish red flaming paint job, and a classic rock mix tape on the radio, and does donuts around the Washington Monument. |
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