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j lzrd / swift idiot

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Comments
Linguist Ødegård
08/23/08, 16:17

I FUCKED MY GRANDMOTHER IN THE FACE... SES.

... "Faces - see - plural."
Truly Awful female Stand-up
08/23/08, 16:00

Nobody has mentioned they're slow learners?

Because, I mean, mathematics, amirite? Go on, ask the next lady friend you meet a simple question involving two trains leaving different stations at different speeds, sit back, and watch the results.

Fifty to one odds says she will start twitching and electrical sparks will shoot out of her neck.

Two to one odds says she will giggle and ask you why you would ask her a question only some math genius would know the answer to.

One point zero zero zero one to one odds that she'll end up berating you because it's so obvious you're just trying to make her look like some dumb bimbo and why do you act like that it's so mean you know exactly what you're doing DON'T ASK ME WHAT'S WRONG LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW.



And so nobody takes me too seriously here, like I dunno EVERY OTHER TIME, </bullshittingyou>
ATL WaterPark Tour 2 (Rollerblade Edition)
08/23/08, 15:17

Fuck a six-pack, I'd roll up some doobage with those fine fellows.
Angel Matos Gives the Ref a Bloody Lip
08/23/08, 14:18

Resubmitted AGAIN!!
Red Sun - Charles Bronson vs. Toshiro Mifune
08/23/08, 13:18

It's easy to tell the difference in the Old West:

Chinese sound like "Ching ding pong wong," build railroads, have a long braid, smoke opium, are typically poor and destitute, and they gossip a lot. Also, they have some pretty exotic food.

Japanese sound like "Wakka haka shoe show," carry around curvy swords, tie their hair up in some kind of wierd fold-over knot, drink booze made from rice, are typically drifters from one town to the next, and they're about as talkative as an old Injun Chief. Also, they have some pretty exotic food.
Hard to Kill - Pool Table Scene
08/23/08, 12:54

See, now I'm going to have to go out and ironically rent an action movie. I hate renting movies ironically!
1999 A.D. (Shopping from home)
08/23/08, 12:51

Even if only 1% or less of all Futurist predictions ever come true, the other 99% makes for some HEE-LARIOUS reading/viewing after about a half century or more.
The View - 'Is the world flat?'
08/23/08, 12:47

I want to shit in her heart.
Reporter Hits Man with shovel
08/23/08, 11:19

I really wanted to see a reporter smash a heckler, but I guess this is okay too. Impact resistant play-doh, gotta love it.
Space Shuttle Main Engine - Slow Motion
08/23/08, 04:12

LIFTED IN DEFIANCE OF GRAVITY or however that quote goes around here.
Mortal Kombat vs. DC - Joker's Fatality
08/23/08, 04:02

This thread is like Rogaine for the chin.

(also, I laughed about the fifth time through.
Man Loses it in an Office
08/23/08, 03:57

I could completely care less if this was fake. Also the related videos has some guy in a call center going nuts and scrambling across a huge table to get at a coworker who flipped at least seven pens at him out of douchebag boredom.

If Dilbert was nothing but psychotic episodes, setting things on fire, defenestrating office equipment, and disgruntled employees bringing assault rifles to work, I'd read that shit in a jiffy.
Japanese Prison Theme Restaurant
08/23/08, 03:37

So it's like yuppies "slumming it" to the Nth degree, crossed with dining, crossed w--INCEST SALAD?!

OH STOP IT ALREADY JAPAN, YOU KNOW THIS FAMILY CAN'T AFFORD THERAPY! JUST STOP IT!
Slow Motion Punches
08/23/08, 03:33

Without a doubt the tightest video submitted this week. Possibly longer. It's got everything, even funky music.
Face Meets Table
08/23/08, 03:20

I think maybe the faceplant compilation has spoiled me rotten on people being thunked in the ol' cranium, but how can I not five it anyway? It's a winter wonderland of skullplants!
Weird Science- Creating Lisa
08/23/08, 03:12

Dude, aren't you clued in? Computers know everything.
Calm, Rational Japanese vs. Monkey
08/23/08, 03:11

It's like watching a flock of birds or a school of fish. They really do have a culturally ingrained herd instinct.
Three Amigos - El Guapo is reminiscing
08/22/08, 10:29

I have to watch this silly little movie again. And also Blazing Saddles. And all the other parody movies before parody movies turned into Scary Movie style Wayans shit.
Serenity - MIRANDA
08/22/08, 10:25

I liked the series but wish I could have watched all of it. I'm probably also part of the reason it was shitcanned.

The movie was tolerable.
Taking Off - 'How To Smoke a Joint' Scene
08/22/08, 10:17

This was some kind of wierd-ass educational video, or... I just don't know.

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