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Original Tetris Commercial
08/13/08, 13:46
The Gameboy took too many batteries, unless you had an AC adaptor. And then you couldn't go anywhere without a plug.
The TI-82 version was far superior because you could play it in class. |
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Bug In Reporter Mouth
08/13/08, 13:40
I love sweaty basketball players! |
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Obama responds to McCain's tire gague attacks
08/13/08, 13:25
Well, if the election gets fixed, Obama can always fall back on voice-acting.
Also, more seriously, this is the fourth or third-most enormous schizm between willing ignorance for profit and self-sacrifice for progress that this country has ever seen in her history. America once again must deal with a portion of her own citizens being the primary enemy to her fundamental freedoms and rights and her very future in the world. |
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Baby Flushed Down Toilet, Survives (Haiti)
08/13/08, 13:03
Thanks Arthur. |
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Portal Music in Mario Paint
08/13/08, 13:01
:D |
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Atheist Experience: Y'all just wanna sin
08/13/08, 13:00
Exasperated sighing is contagious. |
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Truck Tries to Outrun Train
08/13/08, 12:46
Truck arrives, gates begin to drop at 0:05. (Notice the only object much taller than fully lowered gate is the cab; the flatbed could have slip-slid right under.)
Trucker's decision is made at 0:15. This is ten full seconds looking out the driver's side window at the possibly visible-by-then train.
0:22 is the moment before impact, and the cab is not fully over the tracks at all. This is seven seconds after starting, and about 1/3rd the way over the track. If we consider that it would take 14 seconds to haul the other 2/3rds of the whole rig across, then...
If we consider what would have happened if the driver had bolted through at 0:05, while the train crosses at 0:22, that allows 17 seconds.
It could have been fully possible for a brass-balled psycho to pull this off with a smidgen of room to spare, if you can really boil down accidents to mathematics. |
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Truck Tries to Outrun Train II
08/13/08, 12:34
HAHA! Damn, you're fast, yanked the comment out from under me like a rug, and left me standing like a set of tableware.
It looks like it's embarrasedly trying to creep away from the scene post haste. |
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Kid playing video games 'attacked' by dog
08/12/08, 02:44
I'll take CAME RAPERSON for $1000!
Suck on that, Trebek! |
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Kid playing video games 'attacked' by dog
08/12/08, 02:41
THIS time, things will be different. THIS time, PoE likes rape! PoE likes rape! PoE likes rape! PoE likes rape! PoE likes rape! PoE likes rape! PoE likes rape! PoE likes rape! PoE likes rape! PoE likes rape! PoE likes rape! PoE likes rape! PoE likes rape! PoE likes rape! PoE likes rape! PoE likes rape! PoE likes rape! PoE likes rape! PoE likes rape!
THIS time, things will be different. THIS time, PoE likes soft, sensual kissing. PoE wants to "BLANK your brains out." |
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Lipps Inc. - Funky Town
08/11/08, 18:43
Well I talk about it talk about it talk about it talk about it,
Talk about talk about talk about MOOOOOVIN'.
GOTTA MOVE ON!
GOTTA MOVE ON!
GOTTA MOVE ON!
(break down) |
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Pro Skater and Tourette, William Spencer
08/11/08, 18:09
I am floored. Holy. Fucking. Shit. |
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Klaus Nomi on TV Party
08/11/08, 17:59
CHEEKBONES!!! |
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Rob Swift - War Games
08/11/08, 12:34
EHH. |
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Art Instillation for the ages
08/11/08, 12:11
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Heat: The Bank Robbery
08/11/08, 11:28
IT IS A DUPROVEMENT! BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL! |
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SillyCrusader addresses POETV.
08/11/08, 10:55
Oh my god, you have no idea. It wasn't LOUD screechy and whiney, but it was certainly whiney, I mean DAMN; SillyCrusader is a card, I'll tell ya' what. |
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YOU are the A.L.F.
08/11/08, 10:49
SPY, NOOOOOOOOO!!!! |
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Being a Christian Furry.
08/11/08, 10:45
The answer is yes. |
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Chris-Chan sends us a message.
08/11/08, 10:38
THE VERY SIGHT OF THAT PICKLE OFFENDS ME! |
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